Disclaimer: I don't own naruto if I did I'd be rich and living in Japan right now
Chapter 3: Clothes shopping and an unexpected visitor
"Kay if this is real and all uhh… I… will… umm be able to buy clothes I mean no offence gaara but I need my own clothes cept yours are cosy but still wearing black for two weeks it's kinda 1 Dimensional and bla." Temari took this opportunity to go shopping with a girl for once and took dani to the nearest clothes shop
"Damn dani just knock her out already and go train."
"Ok I always wanted to naked anyway." Dani was messing with nibi now
"Oh for the love don't you dare do that fine go get some clothes I have some plans to make."
"Try all these on now oh and just wait here I go get some more." Dani looked down at the clothes Temari had got for her to try on
"There is no way in hell I'll where a skirt screw this I'm cheesesing it." When Temari came back she saw dani had left
Dani was now looking at some ninja clothes since she had decided to become a ninja heck she was one.
"Damn these are all girls clothes let's see ah there are the boys clothes. Nope nata ah this looks good." When dani picked it up she saw another pair of hands on the shirt
"Hey let go this is mine."
"No way I saw it first s-." The mystery person had just tripped into dani
"Are you ok oh my holy spoon." The mystery person was a girl
"OMG DANI."
"OMFG LUCY." The mystery girl was dani best friend Lucy
"WTF are you doing here I mean this is insane you too."
"What do you mean you too this is a dream cause I just fell asleep."
"Lucy what did you do before you went to bed?"
"Well I saw a shooting star and I wished I could be with you."
"Lucy I kinda don't mean to alarm you but I've been living here for two weeks but it's so cool we can be with each other now I missed you so much." Dani and Lucy where kinda freaked out but they where really happy since they where reunited
"Just a question dani why are you at a clothes store I thought you didn't do clothes shopping?" This was true dani hated clothes shopping she would go after 6 minutes
"I don't do girls clothes shopping boys clothes are nicer CRAP lucy lets buy these and make like bananas and split cause Temari's looking for me I don't wanna put a skirt on or a dress." Lucy looked behind her and saw Temari
"Wtf is going on here she's from naruto." But when Lucy looked back she saw her friend was signalling to run
"Where is she I was so looking forward to having a girl to girl chat with her (as if I hate girly things I would drive her insane in 5 minutes.)" Temari let out a sigh it had been so long since she had actually talked to a girl
Meanwhile
"Who's this loser?" Nibi took an instant disliking to Lucy
"SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND YOU DAMN CAT!" Dani was really pissed off at nibi for calling her best friend a loser that she forgot to shout that in her mind (Wait can I do that… No I can't.) Dani was now kicking the space in front of her
"DANI WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO I WANT TO KNOW." Lucy and dani had started one of their shouting conversations
"I'M TALKING THAT BICTH OF A DAMNED CAT NIBI CEPT I CAN'T HURT HER WITHOUT HURTING MYSELF."
"I'M HUNGRY HOW ABOUT YOU."
"Sure come' on Lucy lets go find a decent place to eat." Lucy laughed at her friend at how she shouts for one moment and the next she's back to normal
"Lucy now you know about naruto do you not? Ah yes I'll have some meaty ramen please." Yes sadly dani was explaining to Lucy what is going on whilst getting lunch
"You baka course I know what naruto is you was with me when we watched the movie's and the episodes and why are you telling me this over lunch." Lucy grabbed dani's chopsticks and put them up dani's nose (trust me that hurts my bro did it to me when we where at a Japanese restaurant my nose was bleeding for ages.)
"Hey stop I give now give me back my chopsticks my ramen's here." Lucy pulled out the chopsticks and gave them to dani
"Why are you eating with them when their covered in blood I think I'm going to faint." Lucy had just fainted and her head met her miso ramen the reason Lucy fainted is because she can't stand the sight of blood it freaks her out big time
"Dude I think she's like dying you should like take her back before she dies." The angel was hitting dani to get her attention but it wasn't working
"WILL YOU WAKE THE FUCK UP ALREADY YOUR FRIEND WILL DIE IF HER HEAD IS IN MISO RAMEN BAKA!" This got dani's attention
"Oh crap… meh I'll just take her home umm which way is the house Lucy Lucy WAKE UP LUCY." This didn'twake Lucy up but it did show Temari where dani was
"There you are why did you run off and why are you wearing boys clothes and… why is there someone drowning in ramen?"
"OH FUCK LUCY." Dani pulled her friends head out of her ramen
"Who is she?"
"I tell you later just tell me where the house is."
"Baka it's the flipping building with the wind symbol on it."
"Really well help me carry her knowing me she would have brain damage when she wakes up."
"Why?"
"Because I would hold her by her ankles and her head would be constantly hit by my feet."
Later on
"Is she awake yet?" Kankarou asked whilst eating some fish dani had gave him
"No time for plan B." Dani got a spoon out of her pocket and whacked Lucy over the head with it
"OW WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR!" Lucy was now holding her head and going "shit, shit, shit, SHIT that hurt."
"Oh will you keep it down there some of us are trying to meditate so shutup or DIE." Gaara was getting annoyed from all the noise underneath him
"WAIT WHAT GAARA IS DOING HERE." Lucy clapped her hands over her mouth
"GAARA TOUCH HER AND I'LL START TO SING."
"WHAT'S SO FUCKING BAD ABOUT THAT?"
IF YOU WERE GAY THATTA BE OKAY
I MEAN CAUSE HEY I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY
BECAUSE YOU SEE IF IT WHERE ME I'D FRE-
A few minutes later
"Oh well it could have been worse."
"Dani what do you mean we're upside down handing on the ceiling and we're stuck in the naruto."
"So dani what have we learnt." Temari wanted to make sure that knew what she had done wrong so she wouldn't do it again and get herself killed
"To not sing avenue q songs around gaara impaling that he is gay."
"Aww but I wanted to hear the rest of the song." Kankarou didn't really want to hear it he just wanted to see dani get hurt.
(I now recommend you watch this or listen to the song right now http/ am very disturbed now and Dani you partly control sand but trust me earth's more of your thing look I'll get you down if you promise never sing that song again." Nibihad half a mind to take over
"Fine just do it the blood is rushing to my head."
"Fuck why'd I have to land on my ass I thought cats landed on their feet and how come I can't do that?"
"Dani why do you keep talking to yourself?" Lucy was curios why she was talking to herself and not looking at her shoulders
"Well I'm a Jinchūriki I have nibi the two tailed kitty and I kinda can like talk to her in my head you know like how I talk to angel devil and V.I.R.W.T.H (VOICE I REALLY WANT TO HEAR)." Lucy froze
"That's soooo unfair you get one and I don't wait… can I become a ninja I promise I'll work hard to be the best I can be." Lucy then heard a strange growling noise
"Food now." Gaara had come down to ask what he thought was now his personal maid to give him food and Lucy eyes widened
"Dani please make me some of your brownies with the little chocolate chips that are all mealty and chocolately I haven't had any of your tasty food in ages." Lucy was thinking of chocolate brownies now and was starting to drool
"Mine get your own." Gaara thought that she was her maid and no one else's
"But she's my best friend and you can't own a person." But as lucy saw sand flaring up "But you can have her."
"WHY DON'T I EVER GET A SAY IN THESE THINGS ITS DAMN ANNOYING AND I CAN COOK FOR MORE THAN ONE PERSON AHHHHH." Dani had just ran out of the house screaming
"Does that happen often?" Temari asked
"Yes now don't be worried if she returns wait maybe you should be I mean she won't hurt any of her friends so she's gonna attack the nearest thing that looks like Thomas." Lucy had a quick look at every one "Kankarou you should hide you head reassemble's Thomas's a lot but without the zits and the glasses."
"So."
"I warned him oh well." Lucy gave out a little sigh
"THERE YOU ARE." Dani had come back and was shouting at Kankarou she then grabbed his arm and flipped him she was on his back and holding his head by his hair and banging on the floor
"Say uncle."
"no."
"SAY UNCLE."
"NO."
"CAN YOU SAY ECKYTHUMP." Dani had gotten a spoon and hit it hard over kanki's head
"See that's what happens when you try to own me next time it will be someone else
I'm looking at you two." Dani walked upstairs feeling very proud of herself
"How often does that happen?" Although was Gaara happy that his brother got beaten up by a girl
"Just get her worked up over nothing like… well just watch. DANI GET YOUR ARSE DOWN HERE!"
"What do you want? Please make this quick because I have plans."
"I hate gaara."
"What I thought you liked him you evil people this this is all your fault." Dani pointed at Temari now Temari was not one who was going to take this
"Oh go fuck yourself you hyperactive insane twit." Lucy was finding It hard to suppress her laughter as she saw Temari and dani fight
"jer uh nerg KAGE BUSHIN NO JUSTU!" Lucy jaw fell open when she 5 dani's appear from nowhere
"What in texas hellfire how did she do that." Lucy watched in amazement as Temari got dog piled on
"Beats me all I know is that she has the two tails inside her and she can do far more inferior versions of my sand justus and she worships a spoon." Gaara said shrugging his shoulders
"GET YOUR STINKING FEET OUT OF MY FACE THEY SMELL AS BAD GAARA WHEN HE HASN'T WASHED MIXED WITH CHEESE AND SAND." (Yes my feet do smell like unwashed boy cheese and sand maybe because there's so much sand in my shoes)
"I have two words for you shut and up so SHUTUP ALREADY!"
"When will she stop?" Gaara was enjoying this but still he was hungry and Dani is the only person who can actually cook food without burning it.
"We could wait or there's the quick way."
"Witch is."
"TELL HIM ALREADY I'M SUFFOCATING HERE!" Yelled a poor temari
"Well you could say that you really like her or you can tell her that she can shave gai or lee's eyebrows off and if jack was here then this would be easy." Lucy could see gaara wasn't going to choose any of the options "Okay I'll get her off your sister and calm down."
"Dani there's a monkey behind you."
"AH MONKEY." The Dani's jumped off Temari and started to panic in an attempt to scare the non existent monkey off.
"I see no monkey." Gaara began looking for the monkey
Lucy began to twitch
"THERE IS NO MONKEY!" Lucy was just getting annoyed by dani panicking and gaara looking for a monkey that didn't exist
"Oh I'm hungry I'll go make some food." Lucy fell to floor half laughing half crying she was going to be with her best friend (good point) but it was going to be chaotic (bad point)
"What happened?" Said kanki conscious again
"You don't wanna know eww I feel like I need a chemical shower now." Temari looked as if she had just been put in a vat of rotting fish and black cheese and smelled awful and was about to puke
Dani was in the kitchen having a conversation with nibi
"Dani I'm confused what makes you… well you."
"Well I'm kinda not really sure I mean I grew up on video games and Dragonball Dragonball Z and lots of other boy anime also doing crazy things and it was kinda of me and my bro a lot cause my parents don't get home till 6, 7, sometimes 8. And most of my friends are boys and some are girls."
"Wow you parents weren't around a lot were they."
"Nope but when they came home it was always lovely I loved my mom and dad and they loved me and Thomas I kinda miss them I wonder if I'll ever leave this place hmm needs more anchovies." Lucy then came in to see what dani was doing
"BOO!" In a attempt to scare dani
"Lucy you know that won't work on me I don't get scared that easily."
Lucy sighed and was thinking of a escape plan outta of here.
(A/N YAY Summer holiday I'm only going to be here for two weeks so I can't update that much also just curious who is your favourite charareter out of Lucy Charlie and Dani also do you want there to be a fight over one of the boys so send your votes by hitting review or PM me and have a great summer everyone )