The Sequel
Chapter 8 -- You annoy me
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Note: Earlier in the fic I mentioned something about the time-line of David Bowie. I recently found out that I was drastically wrong. I actually know very little about David Bowie, so please be nice about it.
In the last chapter Deanna and Luxwana Troi fell out of an airlock and died. And David Bowie ran away screaming again. People seem to do that a lot in this fic -Muses about people running away screaming-.
Sarah: Did anybody notice that David Bowie also has an English accent?
All (annoyed): YES!
Frizz: Sarah, you annoy me.
Sarah: You annoy me!
Capt. Picard: You both annoy me!
Worf: And me!
Data: -Walks in-
Capt. Picard: I thought that you short circuited in Sickbay.
Data: I did, but a nurse turned me on.
Silence
Random Person: Oh, what a terrible joke!
Sarah: Is that from Monty Python?
Frizz: How'd you know?
Sarah: I know you well.
Geordi La Forge and David Bowie come back
Frizz: So, where'd you go?
Geordi La Forge: He actually ran all the way to Ten-Forward.
Worf: Without using the elevator-things?
David Bowie: Yep!
Capt. Picard: But that's on the other side of the ship!
Data: You mean you actually figured out the ship? I've been trying for years!
Geordi La Forge: Then he got drunk on synthohol.
Worf: How?
Geordi La Forge: Apparently if you drink enough you can get drunk.
Capt. Picard: I learned about that the hard way.
Sarah: How many do you need to get drunk?
Geordi La Forge, David Bowie and Capt. Picard: 307.
David Bowie (slurred): -Sways- Twenty-seven is my FAVORITE letter. -Passes out-
Sarah: You really don't know how to write a script for someone who's supposed to be drunk, do you?
Frizz: No. Not really.
FINLAND!