Hey sorry I haven't been here well there's one more person to introduce then we move onto the story.
Nibi: are you sure you should be typing with scolded hands
Dani: well I wanted to see what would happen
Nibi: you dumb shit
Dani: well on with the story
Chapter 4: ZOMG! Jack
"lee… lee… LEE."
"AH oh it's only you jack what do you want."
"Take me to the hospital."
"Why?" Lee didn't ask what was wrong because it was 3am and jack is an idiot
"I ate a big red candle."
"YOU WHAT."
"I ate a big red candle."
"FUCK why did you do that? We have to get you to a hospital quick." Lee was searching around his room franticly whilst jack went to the toilet
"Yes the phone youth will triumph over all… Shit whats the number for the hospital."
"Lee." As jack came out with a million tooth paste tubes "Why do you have so much toothpaste + I pooped the candle out."(a/n he has so much tooth paste cause he brushes his teeth after every bite. Well how else can you make your teeth twinkle)
"You wha."
"I pooped the candle out of my mouth." Lee looked in horror as he imagined his bathroom (insert psycho music)
"Jack lets just go to bed and wake up at 5am and do 100 laps around konoha and no monkeys will get you."
"YAY me love laps round konoha." Jack jumping up and down like a hyperactive little kid
"ME TOO YAY."
"THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH IS WITH US ALL." They in unison and they fell asleep having dreams about training with Gai sensei
End of chapter (a/n only kidding) look scroll down
In da morning
"LEE HELP THE SQURRIALS ARE GANGBANGING ME! HELP."
"JACK WHAT IN HELL'S NAME HAVE YOU DONE." Gai shouted as he saw jack running from an angry mob of squirrels
Jack saw a Kakashi sitting under a tree watching as if nothing was going on.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING THEY'LL KILL US ALL RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIVES PEOPLE… AHHH THE SQURRIALS ARE TRYING TO MOLEST MEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Neji and Tenten where watching him both thinking.
"Why doesn't he just give them their nuts back."
"Umm jack maybe if you give them the nuts they'll stop trying to murder you." Lee pointed out bluntly.
"HERE TAKE YOUR DAMN NUT'S YER FAGS." Jack walked over to where neji and tenten where and said.
"It's going so dark I think I see the efile tower." (Yeah jack has some French blood in him like I have some Italian)
And with that he fainted but a kick from Gai woke him up shouting
"HOLY SHIT DO YOU HAVE TO KICK SO GODDAMNED HARD!" Gai was readying up for another kick
"OH GOD NOT AGAIN I WANT TO KEEP MY SPLEEN INTACT!" Now jack was running faster then lee to escape the wrath of a ugly commando teacher
"JESUS CHRIST WHEN THE HELL WILL I BE BACK HOME AND AWAY FROM COMMANDO'S!"