The Sequel
Chapter 9 -- The Shortest Chapter
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
In the last chapter David Bowie got drunk on synthohol and because I have no idea how to write a script for someone who's supposed to be drunk, it wore off quickly with no hangover.
Sarah: No hangover? Darn!
David Bowie: Can I leave?
Frizz: Have I annoyed frightened or disturbed you during you time here?
David Bowie: Yes.
Frizz: Then you can leave.
And now for something completely different
Random French Guy: Vetchez la vache!
-Subtitles read "Fetch the cows!"-
Other Random French Guy: Ouvre la chien!
-Subtitles read "Open the dog!"-
Geordi La Forge: Who would want to open a dog?
Frizz: I don't know. Ask David Bowie. They're his song lyrics.
Geordi La Forge: They are?
Frizz: Only the thing about the dog, not the cows.
Sarah: Frizz, why is this chapter called "The Shortest Chapter"?
Frizz: Because I have writer's block.
Capt. Picard: Why do you title the chapter before you start writing then?
Frizz: Because that's just how I write.
Data: It would be more logical to title the chapter after it is completed rather than before.
Worf: Open the dog! Fetch the cows!
Capt. Picard: What dog? What cows?
Sarah: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
Capt. Picard: No! Coconuts don't migrate!
Frizz: But do swallows?
Capt. Picard: Huh?
Data: Some swallows migrate, but coconuts do not.
Frizz: Shows how much you know.
Worf: -Short circuits-
Capt. Picard: How can he short circuit? He doesn't have circuits to short!
Worf is taken away by various medical people and rushed to the Clinic for Over-Reacting.
Geordi La Forge: How can he be rushed to a clinic? The nearest planet is 3000 miles away.
Capt. Picard: We have warp drive you know.
Geordi La Forge: Oh yeah. Right. Sorry.
Sarah: You're chapter's turning out to be quite long.
Frizz: It is.
Data: I believe if Worf were here he would inform us that there are only five people present.
Geordi La Forge: But if Worf were here there would be six people present.
So, my chapter turned out to be kinda long after all. It's summer! Hurray! You should review in celebration.