The Sequel
Chapter 10 -- The Clinic for Over-Reacting
Disclaimer: Not mine.
In the last chapter, Worf short circuited and got sent to a clinic for people who over-react to things.
Geordi La Forge: Let's go visit Worf.
Capt. Picard: Why? He's so annoying.
Data: I believe it would be polite to visit Worf.
Frizz: -Brings every one to the Clinic for Over-Reacting-
They wander aimlessly in the halls looking for Worf.
They suddenly see Capt. Jack Sparrow.
Frizz: Jack Sparrow! What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be getting ready for the premiere of "Dead Man's Chest"?
Capt. Jack Sparrow: It's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow! And no. I never get invited to movie premieres.
Sarah: Why not?
Capt. Jack Sparrow: Something about how not bathing in six years is offensive. I can't understand it. I'm a pirate! When would I have time to bath?
Geordi La Forge: So why are you here?
Capt. Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth thought that I was over-reacting to when she burned all the rum. I wasn't! She had no right to burn my rum! Even if it did get us off the island.
Capt. Picard: Well, we're trying to find Worf. You can come if you want.
Capt. Jack Sparrow: Will you take me out of here when you leave?
Capt. Picard: I don't think…
Frizz: YES! Absolutely! We'll take you with us!
Sarah: I thought that Dj was the one with the crush on him.
Frizz: Um... yeah… well… That's beside the point.
Sarah: What point? There was no point? When has there ever been a point?
Data: We should go now if we want to find Worf.
They continue looking for Worf.
Along the way the pass a man who looks and awful lot like what you might imagine King Richard III would look like.
Man Who Looks a Lot Like What You Might Imagine King Richard III Would Look Like: A HORSE! A HORSE! MY KINGDOM FOR A HORSE! A HORSE! A HORSE! MY KINGDOM FOR A HORSE!
And he went on like that for quite some time down the hall until he was too busy ranting to notice the wall coming up. He promptly crashed into it.
King Richard III: -THUD- A… horse… my kingdom for a … -Passes out-
Geordi La Forge: That was odd.
Capt. Jack Sparrow: Yeah. A lot of oddballs show up here.
Worf: You're one to talk.
Capt. Jack Sparrow: Yay! We found the fuzzy guy. Now we can leave right?
Worf: Fuzzy guy?
Sarah: -Brings everyone back to the Enterprise-
Dr. Crusher: You're back! Why'd you bring that guy? He smells like he hasn't bathed in six years.
Capt. Jack Sparrow: I'm Caption Jack Sparrow, love.
Dr. Crusher: Don't call me love.
Sarah: I thought she was Beverly Crusher in the script.
Frizz: She was, but I changed it.
Sarah: This is an awful way to spend a summer-break.
Umm… POTC 2 comes out in 10 days! Yay! That's all I can think about now.