Hi guys I think that… Kanji and Kanjo give really bad advice and now story time

"When I own naruto I'll shoot my computer with a shotgun"

Blah nibi

Blah thinking

Blah talking

Chapter 6: Reunion's

"Kay lets go find that bridge place."

Time for jack

"Wow tenten your good you didn't hit me neji or lee."

"Well I'm not tenten for nothing."

"You know kakashi's team is entering as well."

"Then there might be some good compotation."

At the bridge

"CHARLIE."

"Dani?"

Dani had her arms out ready for a hug Charlie stood her arms folded

"Dani we're from different villages it's the chunnin exams we're gonna have to stop being friends for now."

"And she called you a jerk." Temari looking at Kanki

"Well these brats are pissing me off so." He grabbed konohamaru by his scarf and was holding him in the air

"Hey let him go." Naruto charging towards kanki

"Ow." Kanki pulled his hand back in pain. "Why you little brat."

"Sasuke." Sakura and Charlie said in unison

"Dani is this the guy you want to kill… uh Dani taking to yer."

"Isn't the sky so blue today… Sasuke I love you." Dani is now in a depressed state which makes me 1 sided and bland

"Okaaay then I talk to you when you get sane… well as sane as you can be that is."

"Your using karsaru for this." Temari in shock

"Well me and temari have nothing to do with this… oh and dani"

Then Gaara appeared hanging upside down and giving kanki his famous death glare. Me I was in a corner still depressed and playing with earth.

"I'm sorry if these fools have caused you any trouble… especially those two." Gaara was pointing at Dani and kanki.

"Come lets go… I said lets go… whats wrong with Dani isn't she more idiotic and hyper then this."

"Yeah but she's really sad if only jack was here by simply saying soylent green he would be here."

Far Far away

"Soylent green."

Jacks ears twitched and he ran off to where the sound was coming from

"Whats with him?" Tenten was just about to hit the apple on jack's head

At the bridge

"SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!" jack kicked down the fence, which landed on poor naruto's head

"Naruto-kun are you okay." Charlie nursing him like a worried mom

"Hey I could get a free kiss." Naruto making his 'master plan'

"I got a boo-boo can you kiss and make it better."

"Of course." Charlie bent down and kissed him on his forehead naruto started to blush Nibi was shouting that she was stealing Kyubii from her

"YOU BICTH GIVE KYUBII-KUN BACK!"

"ZACKAMORI… (This is jacks nickname k) What in the holy spoons name are you wearing you look like a leprecon," Dani fell over on the floor helpless with laughter when Lucy saw jack she did the same

"Who." (Temari)

"The."(Kanki)

"Hell is this idiot." (Gaara)

"Well hiya sand sibs I'm jack Dani's Best friend and part of the holy spoon trio."

"You mean… you... and the spoons." Gaara's eye was twitching like mad

"You're right."

"How many people worship a flipping spoon." Temari holding her head for all of this was giving her a headache

"Great just what we needed an idiot trio I'm too cool and too emo for this I leaving."

"God this is going to a nightmare of non-stop gibberish please end the chapter now." Kanki shouting to me

"Huh oh okay."

THE END