The Sequel
Chapter 11 -- Ummm…
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Ummm… Er… Uhhh… I can't think of anything not POTC 2 related. It came out today! YAY! But I'm seeing it tomorrow. -Moans-
I guess I'm supposed to start the chappie now right?
Frizz: Hooray! YAAAY! Oh! Happy day! POTC 2 came out!
Dr. Crusher: Actually it came out about 300 years ago.
Frizz: I HATE this! -Brings everyone to a small suburban town near NYC-
Sarah: Frizz, why did you bring us home?
Frizz: So that I can continue saying YAY! POTC 2 is out!
Sarah: Okay. -Joins in Frizz's celebratory screaming-
Worf: Couldn't you have brought us somewhere more…interesting?
Frizz: Okay. -Brings everyone to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. But they can still breath and talk and stuff-
Capt. Picard: Why here?
Frizz: 'cus there might be sunken pirate ships down here.
Capt. Jack Sparrow: With treasure! -Grins greedily-
Sarah: So, how much money do you get paid for doing those movies?
Capt. Jack Sparrow: Paid? They don't pay me? Do they normally pay people?
Sarah: Yes.
Capt. Jack Sparrow: I bet they paid that idiot Will. They should pay me! I'm the star!
Worf: I thought you three were all the stars.
Capt. Jack Sparrow: Didn't you see the signs? The ones that say "Captain Jack is Back July 7"?
Worf: No.
Group of Scuba Diving Girls: OMG! It's Captain Jack Sparrow!
Capt. Jack Sparrow is chased across the ocean by the scuba diving girls.
I'm stopping here, because I really can't think of anything. I'll have new material after I see the movie.