Summary- Itatchi and Sasuke are forced on a camping trip from hell. Lucking them right?
Disclaimer- I don't own. If I did, all Yaoi fans would be incredibly happy.
Prolog- Getting There... Sasukes POV
This was a bad idea. I know that it would be! I'm going against my own will! What's worse is that I know she knows this! I wonder what my brother's thinking right now, if he's feeling the same way that I am? Well either way, I don't care. Why? Because it's partially his fault that we're going on this camping trip from Hell in the first place!
Regardless, right now my brother and I are being escourted through the forest that both of us know like the back out our hands. Apparently this girl isn't going anywhere untill she's sure that we won't run away, or kill eachother. Though I'm sure she knows that death is more likely than running away. Uchihas' don't run away. And while I hate to admit it, and I -really- hate to admit it, but Itatchi is an Uchiha too...
We finally get to our destination. The very center of the forest? How original! Well atleast no one will have to hear us! Ugh no. Not like that you pervs! I'll make sure you know that I hate Itatchi with ever ounce of my being! I mean seriously people. This is my brother we're talking about. Not only that! He killed off our family as well! I hate him! I hate him with every ounce of my being! Which I guess is why I'm stuck on a camping trip for a whole week with a sadist...
Our thearapist, Tsunade, is someone both Itatchi and I have to see atleast twice a week. Now I know what you're thinking. And really, I don't blame you a single bit. "What the hell? The Uchiha brothers have to see a thearapist!", "Homygod? Why Tsunade?", and "God you really are stupid arn't you? Thearapists do absolutely nothing for you. All they do is cause you more problems!"
Okay. Yes. We have to see a thearapist. Apparently people are sick of the emo plots and just want us to get over it and move on with the rest of the series. You stupid people forget that my brother killed our clan don't you? Then again, now that I think about it, it's really not as bad as I make it out to be. It's a whole lot less stressful, I'll give it that!
Why Tsunade? Probably because she made sure that she was to be the one to cause us more problems. I seriously am starting to think that she has something major against us... That sick hag gets a kick out of making people squirm I swear. She's real scary when she wants to be. Oddly enough, I think Itatchi would agree with me on this. Then again, everyone reserves the right to be afraid of Tsunade I suppose.
And finally, yes, we are stupid idiots. I would have to agree with you that thearapy does indeed cause more problems than it should. This should be obvious if people honestly think it's safe to send and S-class criminal and his younger brother who wants to kill the said brother, on a camping trip for a week. Where is this thought of as a good idea? I'll wipe it off the map!
Our escourt watches us for a moment before leaving both of us to our own devices. This probably isn't the best thing to do, but possibly like Itatchi, I just want to survive the week and get it over with...
Authors Notes- Like it? Hate it? Let me know! I have the next chapter written up. It's much longer than this one. By like a whole lot. As is the third chapter, which I'm working on now. Well not -right- now. More like Study Hall. I need stuff to keep me amused during that time, so I write fanfiction. Joys to the world right? Eh well. Let me know how y'all are feeling 'kay? Peace out!