The Sequel
Chapter 13 -- I Have Got to Keep That Cat Off the Keyboard!
Disclaimer: Not mine.
During the last chapter Ford Prefect entered the story. He'll probably leave soon.
Frizz: Ford, please go away.
Ford Prefect: Why?
Frizz: Because I'm writing another story with you as a main character.
Ford Prefect: -Leaves-
Sarah: -Brings everyone the goat-infested planet Essuoral-
Frizz: Why here?
Sarah: You tell me. It's your story.
Fred: Hi!
Capt. Picard: What are you doing here?
Fred: Well, I got killed again in an accident involving an egg beater and some chicken wings and was reincarnated into a goat on this planet.
Worf: An egg beater and chicken wings?
Fred: It was a very odd accident.
Data: I believe that ljgfsQW
Dr. Crusher: Huh?
Frizz: I have got to keep that cat off the keyboard!
Random Goat: Hello!
Sarah: Oh! Hello! And who might you be?
Random Goat: I might be Herbert the Goat, but then again I might be Manfred the Goat. I also might be Mike the Goat, but it's hard to say for sure.
Sarah: Okay.
Capt. Picard: Why do the weirdest characters appear here?
Fred: Because people like weird things.
Herbert/Manfred/Mike the Goat: I also might be Andy Warhol, but I don't think he was a goat.
Dr. Crusher: He could have been reincarnated into one.
Herbert/Manfred/Mike the Goat: True.
Frizz: So should I put you down as "Herbert/Manfred/Mike/Andy Warhol the Goat"?
Herbert/Manfred/Mike the Goat: You could, but that would take some time to type out, wouldn't it? How 'bout this: We just call me "Eugene the Goat".
Sarah: Why "Eugene"?
Eugene the Goat: Well, I might also be Eugene. You can never really be sure of such things.
Capt. Picard: You're a very philosophical goat aren't you?
Eugene the Goat: I try to be. There aren't many philosophical goats out there in the universe.
Will Eugene ever find out who he truly is? Will Fred ever explain the bizarre accident involving an egg beater and some chicken wings? Will this story ever make sense? Probably not!