The Sequel
Chapter 17 --Problems with the Narration
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Narrator: In the last chapter the characters experienced one truly awful joke.
Dr. Crusher: When did we get a narrator?
Sarah: The author got tired of narration, so she hired someone.
Fred: I though Frizz was the narrator and author.
Frizz: Sort of. The original narrator and author is totally insane. I'm an alternate persona, who's exactly the same, but with Q-powers.
Narrator: So, when do I get paid?
Eugene: You've only said one line of narration. You'll get paid after you do more.
No he won't! My stories aren't for prophet, so I don't get any money.
Narrator: If I'm not getting paid I'm not going to work here!
Yes you are!
Narrator: No I'm not! -Stomps off in a huff-
I guess this means I have to narrate again, right?
Data: I do not understand what the problem with narrating is.
Frizz: Simple. More work. She's a lazy bum.
No I'm not! -Stomps off in a huff-
Fred: That… is not good.
Worf: …
Eugene: Ooh! He exploded!
Sarah: You see! This is why we need a narrator! Without one the readers don't know about anything that goes on unless someone says it!
Dr. Crusher: Who reads this story anyway?
Entipy: I do!
Frizz: Reading my stories is not a perfectly normal phenomenon.
Fred: Hey! Entipy is back!
Entipy: Hi Fred!
Eugene?
Data: I believe this story needs a narrator.
Sarah: I believe all people with seven arms are weird!
Entipy: I believe Frizz is crazy!
All: Me too!
Frizz: Since the author quit, I'll tell you for her… REVIEW!