The Sequel
Chapter 19 -- A Jar of Almonds
Disclaimer: Not mine.
In the last chapter Andy Warhol exploded. Frizz is still crying.
Capt. Picard: -Dies at random-
Frizz: -Continues to cry over the death of Andy Warhol-
Fred: So, you're in love with Andy Warhol?
Frizz: -Sniff Sniff Weep Weep- Yes. -Sniff Weep-
Sarah: Okay, lemme get this straight. So, normal teenage girls fall in love with Johnny Depp, a hot, living, actor. You fall in love with Andy Warhol, an ugly, dead, pop artist. Who was gay when he was alive!
Frizz: Yes. Haven't you realized I'm not normal in any way at all?
Data: I have.
Frizz: Besides, Andy Warhol was hot in his ugliness.
Eugene: Weirdo.
Andy Warhol: Hello.
Frizz: -Screams- -Runs up to hug him, but stops herself-
Dr. Crusher: I thought you died.
Andy Warhol: People never die. They just go to department stores.
Dr. Crusher: So… you went to a department store?
Andy Warhol: Yes.
Sarah: I'm bored with this place.
Sarah: -Brings everyone to a totally empty department store-
Eugene: Ooo! I've never been to a department store! Have you, Fred?
Fred: No. I've never really wanted to go to a department store.
Andy Warhol: Why not? Everything is plastic.
Frizz: -Doesn't say anything, just stares at Andy Warhol-
Data: Ooo! Look! A jar of almonds! I love almonds!
Sarah: -Gasp- Chocolate! -Takes the chocolate off the shelf and eats it-
Dr. Crusher: I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
Sarah: Who cares? There's no one here. Besides, I'm omnipotent!
Who knew? Data loves Almonds. Review!