A/N: Hi! Now I was playing around with my brothers Star Wars figures and pretending that Anakin and Darth Vader were gangsta, I was gonna turn it into a story, but I don't know anything about Star Wars (except anything my brother tells me). So I decided that Harry and Voldemort would be gangsta! MUHAHAHAHA!
Gangstas
"Yo, what up Voldy!" Harry yelled.
"Nuttin blad." He replied. Harry and Voldemort both had hoodies on and were walking around like they were hard.
"So, what bin happening?" Voldemort asked.
"Not much man. Just skool, you know, da usual," Harry replied. "What up with you?"
"Nuttin really, just keeping it real. Actually da other day I wen to da plastic surgeon dude and asked if he could get mi a new nose."
"What 'e say?" Harry asked.
"'e said no." Voldemort said.
"Why don't u just magic one up den?" Harry suggested.
"Yea, I do dat." And with a swish of his wand Voldemort had a new nose.
"Yea! I 'ave a nose! Thanks 'Arry!" Voldemort said.
"Yo, I gotta go," Harry said. "See u round mi homie!"
"Bubi dude!" Voldemort said.
DA END
A/N: Well that's it, very short, but good? Please review. Bye!