(A/N: I'm trying to write a sequel to a fanfiction that I have not posted on here, because I feel it may be a little to close to 'Keeping Promises' than will allow. So um, I'm trying to write a scene, and I get stuck. So, I started writing random stuff, just to make it funny. It cured my Writer's Block.)

By the way, I have nothing against Enrique- No, wait. I do. I hate the stupid ponce.

I don't have anything against Fred Luo. Or gays. I have a good friend who is gay.

The Baby's name.

...The frustration at not finding a good name carried on as they came up with more and more, eventually getting silly and deliberately suggesting daft names, the two rogues sat in bed leaning against the propped up pillows and laughing.

"No, no, I'm not calling my son Buttman. Or boob-boy."
"What about Lawrence of boxer shorts? Or, seeing as I am Buttman, how about Butt.Jr?"
"Vyse, where did you get these names?"
"A comic book." Vyse said evasively. He didn't want to tell her that the author of this fan fiction was in fact completely insane and in control of their destinies.
"Oh, maybe you are too immature to be a father, then. Calling him ButtJr."
Vyse looked down at the young woman lying in his arms. Then he looked again.
"What about your father's name?"
"I don't like the name Eric. What about his middle name? Lee?"

"I like that. But then again, Buttman does have a ring to it."
"Well, we'll toss a coin. If I win, I choose. If you win, Buttman is his name. If it's a boy."
"Great." Vyse grabbed a coin, called heads, and flipped it. Looking at the coin on the back of his hand, he let out a whoop and started dancing around the room, even though he was completely naked.
"Aw, damnit!" Aika cried. Then she looked again at the coin.
"It's double sided!" She howled. "Gethereyoubloodyidiot!" She leapt up and chased him around the room. The door opened and Vyse smacked straight into it, falling backwards to the floor, right in front of Enrique.
"OOOooOoOoOOoOoOo!" Enrique trilled, his hands on his hips as he bent forwards to get a better look at Vyse lying like a turtle, limbs splayed outwards. Enrique was currently dressed in a frilly pink nightdress, curlers in his hair, and fluffy pink bunny slippers.
"OI!" Aika screamed, headbutting Enrique through the window and into a patch of nettles.
"He's mine!" She yelled, shaking her fist as she leaned through the shattered window.
"Now, you. You will pay for calling my son Buttman!" She grabbed a conveniently placed jug of treacle from the bedside table and began dousing him in it. Then she picked up the treacle covered rogue and hurled him out of the window, next to the fangirl author, Enrique, Alfonso, Vize, Daikokuya, the Guild-man, Galcian, Lawrence, Don, the King of Hyrule, Ingo, Osman, Ruto, The mayor of Clock town's wife, Darunia and, strangely enough, Fred Luo from Outlaw Star.
"Wrong set, idiot!" Called Gene from off-scene. Fred's eyes lit up.
"Genie-poo? Is that possibly you?" He sprinted towards Gene, who burst into tears and ran off calling for Melfina to help him. She was busy in the jacuzzi with Harry and Ron Mc.Dougall, Goku, Vegeta, Tenchi and Hayate from Dead or Alive 2. Gene grabbed Jim and hurled him backwards at Fred.
"TRAITOR!" Jim howled, giving Gene the finger as Fred gave him a BIG cuddle!
The other gays looked on interestedly, before turning their attention back to the treacle covered naked guy. Ramirez jumped out of Aika's closet, wearing only a foam top hat with the name of a popular beer brand on to laugh at them, his hands on Aika's hips.
"Teach him to give our son ridiculous names!" He grinned as Vyse screamed at the horrible torture- of being licked to death!

THE END!