Last time on Jewjew's Penny Picking Quest, Gyro Zeppili and Jewnny Jewstar had finally put an end to the Pedophile stand user, Chad Lover, (aka, Child Lover.) Gyro's stand power had been finally revealed to be [Testicle Demolisher] a power within the Copper Ball. In Chapter 2 that fucker Chad Lover fucked a kid to show off his stand power in action. His power is to turn anyone into a child with this stand [Little Girls.] Now, Gyro and Johnny have found a short cut in an attempt to reach first place into the first race into the Copper Ball Run Race. How will this episode..uhh I mean chapter of jewjew's Penny Picking Quest play out? Stay tuned for this EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z! FUCK I MEAN JEWJEW. Just read this fucking shit.

Continuing from the last chapter, jewnny and Gyro still striving to get to the lead in the race. But then a douche looking blonde quickly passed everyone, now taking the lead. The one in the lead was Diego, Diego Brando. When Deigo passed gyro and Jewnny, Diego was chanting: "GO DIEGO GO, GO DIEGO GO, GO DIEGO GO!" Jewnny then shouted: "Diego, you Fucking Jizz-Licking ass-wipe!" Gyro then followed behind Jewnny and said: "Shit man, is this Diego guy gonna win the first race?.. Not on my fucking dead body, HEY DIEGO, WHERE'S DORA!?"

The finish line was now about 20 meters away, Diego was still in the lead with Jewnny and Gyro right behind him, but his horse was too fast. Diego then said: "You snooze you booze!" Gyro then said: "Ey, nigga it's you snooze you lose! not You snooze you Booze ya dumb bitch!" The Finish line was now about 5 meters away...2 meters.. one, and then Diego passes the finish line at first place, Gyro as Second, and Jewnny as third. Jewnny then shouted saying: WHAT THE ACTUAL BLOODY FUCKING HELL?!" Cody Copper then is seen from the finish line and announces: "It Seems, Diego Brando is now is the lead with a whopping first place." After about 2 and a half hours later, everyone else crosses the finish line, ready for the second race. Diego was already looking like a cocky fucking bitch.

Cody Copper then announces: "Everyone. Ready, Set, GO you fucking Jews!" As Cody said "GO" everyone dashed forwards on their horses hoping to finish the second race in a good note. Little did everyone know, that this second race will not take minutes, or hours. Most likely days. On a dirt track, Gyro then said: "Yo, Jewnny we can take a short-cut to the finish line!" Gyro then took a sharp turn to the left to take this short-cut, Jewnny quickly follows behind hoping it really is a fucking short-cut. Gyro then took 1 more right turn after 6 minutes. Gyro was aware that they both were ahead of everyone else by a landslide. But they were both also very far from the finish line.

While Jewnny and Gyro were continuing on with the race, they both were tired and needed to rest for a bit, it wouldn't hurt to rest. They were already reasonably far from the other racers. But suddenly Jewnny points out a small cabin in the distance. Both Jewnny and gyro gallop with on their fucking horses to the nearby cabin.

Gyro then said: J-Jewnny knock on the door!" Jewnny then responded to Gyro saying: "Knock the fucking door yourself pussy!" Gyro then proceeded to knock on the cabin door 4 times slowly and hard so that whoever is inside, can hear the knocks.

The door then slowly unlocks and a man is revealed when the door is fully opened. The unfamiliar looking man then said: "Hey you, you part of the Copper Ball Run race?.." It was really an innocent old man living in the middle of a vast terrain of desert. Then out of the blue, a bullet is then shot through the window into the old gentleman's skull; blood spewing in every direction. Jewnny and Gyro then ran outside of the cabin to see who was the fucking culprit of killing the old man.

Then, Jewnny spotted a glowing piece of paper laying on the ground, the wind didn't blow it away, as most paper would at this time. Jewnny decided to pick it up to see what it was. It looked like only a piece of a treasure map of some kind, if it does lead to a treasure. Gyro then said: "I-is this some sort of treasure map?!" Jewnny then said: "I-it looks like it..It's glowing though.. It seems special or something, lets hold on to this!" The moment Jewnny said those words a unfamiliar voice shouted: "That piece of the map will belong to me!"

Then a man looking in his 20's dashes towards Jewnny and Gyro with a metallic looking revolver. Johnny then said: "I..I feel funny..But I still don't feel my fucking cock going hard!" Then suddenly a nail shot out of Jewnny's hand and into the mysterious man's leg. The man then said: "Fucking Libtard! My name is Holt Hebrew, and that holy map part is mine for the taking!" Jewnny then quickly put the map piece in his pocket and said: "You fucking pig, we aint giving shit." After a bit, Jewnny's nail grew back in an instant. Jewnny then shot out 3 more nail bullets out of his hand saying: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!" Then, Holt shot out some bullets out of his revolver deflecting Jewnny's nail bullets away. Holt then said: "This here..my gun, is the power..of my stand. [Happiness is a warm gun!]

...meanwhile in a large mansion...

Cody Copper walks through a hallway out to see the scenery of the race, and how everyone is doing. A tall muscular man with a fucking sexy mustache walks behind Cody Copper. He put his hand on his shoulder and said: "Hi Diddily Ho neighbourinoo! What a great Diddily day isn't, ?" Cody then said: "O-of course.." The muscular man then said: "Now, Don't you darn diddily forget who really funded this Copper Ball Run race in the first place.

Tune in for chapter 4 of Jewjew's Penny Picking Quest!

-To be Continued