Last time on Jewjew's Penny Picking Quest, Jewnny Jewstar had finally revealed his true stand power when facing Holt Hebrew and his [Happiness Is a Warm Gun.] Both Jewnny and Gyro had a difficult time fighting Holt Hebrew. But things got even more out of hand when Holt activated his secondary stand ability, [Strawberry Fields Forever.] Which turns a certain object in the area hotter so that the bullets from [Happiness is a Warm Gun] have a better chance to get it's target. However, Jewnny used this power against Holt Hebrew, when Holt was in front of a scorching hot rock. When he shot Jewnny, it instead went towards Holt Hebrew killing him, a victorious battle for the Jew Crew.
-Meanwhile in a large Mansion-
The same muscular man with that sexy fucking mustache alone in a large office then said:"hmph..how darn diddily disappointing.. That Jewstar is quite meddlesome, He took down..Holt Hebrew... My Map part is radiating, even when I say his name, that must mean.. He wields a part of the Holy Treasure map. This Jewnny Jewstar should not pose a threat to me, For I am.." Cody Copper then walks into the office interrupting the mysterious man saying: "..umm sir, the racers are coming closer to the finish line." The mysterious man then said: "prepare the introduction for the third race..Mr. Copper."
Cody Copper then said: "Y-yes of course, I'll be on my way now." Cody then walked out of the office closing the door behind him. The mysterious man then said to himself: "hmm.. Cleedus Garfunkel.. do not Diddily fail me you fucking neighborino." The mysterious man then took out a holy map part out of his pocket, when he took it out it stated to glow.
-Back to where Gyro and Jewnny are, which are now both approximately 4km away from Holt's dead body traveling on their horses.-
Gyro then said to Jewnny: "Yo, Jewnny, what you gonna name your stand?" Jewnny then said: "I guess.. I'll call it [Rust] because of how rusty it is." Gyro then responded saying: "guess that's cool, the finish line should be close though." Then the two travel onward until they find a fucking house in the middle of a desert. First a cabin, now a full on house, how the fuck can this even happen. Even the author, Hentailover6900 was afraid to uncover this secret.
Jewnny then knocked on the door of the house, the door then mysteriously opened by itself. It was like it was expecting the two to visit or someshit. Gyro and Jewnny then both entered the house. When they did, the door shut closed. Gyro Ran towards to door to try to open it, but it was locked. They both had to proceed forward to progress further.
Then a hillbilly looking redneck fuck walks down the stairs in a menacing manor then said: "Gorsh, ya reeleh weent in me trehp ya skehnk. I Cleedus Garfunkle will be taking that map part of yours. This house only obeys me!" Suddenly a floor-board hit Gyro's testicles, Gyro then fell over like a little bitch and said: "SH-SHIT, My PEEPEE! How could you! You monster!" Cleedus then said: "Theese ere me house, is da powerr of me stand, [Sweet Home Alabama.]" Suddenly a naked female hillbilly manifested on Cleedus' couch. Cleedus then said: "EEEE me gunna fuck me seester." Cleedus then walked over to the couch to litteraly fuck his sister, fucking pure incest. Cleedus fucked his SEEster, untill he fucking came, cum was fucking all over the couch. It was a horrendous sight to behold. I already apologize for making this chapter in the first place.
Cleedus then said: "I can make all my desires come true, in my stand, [Sweet Home Alabama!]" Jewnny was fucking speechless, same with Gyro they were both in complete shock. Jewnny then said: "[Rust] take this fucking disgusting nigga out..this guy may even be weirder than that Chad Lover guy!" [Rust] then appeared beside Jewnny and punched Cleedus repeatedly saying: "ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA."
Cleedus was flown back from the punches from [Rust] but a nearby floor-board caught Cleedus mid-air. Cleedus then said: "Not bad you western penny munching niggers! Incest in Wincest!" Gyro then got up, and said to Cleedus saying: "You disgusting mother fucker, I ain't allowing you to live anymore." Suddenly a Copper ball behind Cleedus Gyro secretly planted rushes towards Cleedus' back, breaking his fucking spine. Cleedus then fell over then said: "B-Bitch, Ima foking pehralized! I Ceent fok me seestar no moore wit theese sheit!"
Jewnny then walked up to Cleedus and said: "..Nigga, if you think that is bad, I can't even get my dick hard, because of my Ex girlfriend shot my left fucking nut! How the fuck dare you think your pain is greater! I Don't even need my stand to fucking kill a piece of shit like yourself!" Jewnny, not using his stand at all, but his bear fists punched Cleedus Garfunkel repeatedly saying: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!"
From those punches, left Cleedus dead on the floor. When he did, the house started to turn into dust, and disappearing completely. Gyro and Jewnny were finally outside again, they could finally continue on with the race. Jewnny and Gyro hopped on their horses and continued the race. But from a far distance, someone can be seen from the distance. That man is Diego, Go Diego Go!
Tune in for chapter 6 of Jewjew's Penny Picking Quest.
-To be Continued.
Extra note from Hentailover69000: if any readers want to even consider joining the offical Jewjew Discord server, contact me. - Whynatte #1765 -
Have a great diddily day neighborino.
