Jewjew's Penny Picking Quest Part 4: Copper Ball Run

by hentailover69000

After the universe resetting due to Pucci, this part now takes place in the year 1890 where starts a race called the Copper Ball Run. With our new protagonist Jewnny Jewstar who is eager to getting the grand prize money to who gets first place in the race! Tune in for this great bizarre part of Jewjew's Penny Picking Quest, to see how Jewnny's quest unfolds!

6. Chapter 6: The President of the US

Last time on Jewjew's Penny Picking Quest, Jewnny Jewstar and Gyro Zeppili had an unforseen encounter with a red neck enemy stand user, with the stand [Sweet Home Alabama.] The stand user was named Cleedus Garfunkel, and once again, I apologize for.. that chapter, jk I aint sorry lol XD get gnomed. Cleedus, that sick fuck, fucked a fake version of his sister that he created from his stand power, Jewnny had no remorse in killing this man with his fucking bear hands alone, This nigga was like ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA on his ass. But after Jewnny and Gyro took down Cleedus Garfunkel, Diego Brando managed to somehow keep up behind them in the race. With the finish line of the second race so close, will Jewnny and Gyro manage to get away from Diego? Tune in for this chapter of Jewjew's Penny Picking Quest.

Continuing off from the last chapter- Diego was getting closer to Gyro and Jewnny on their horses. They both tried to out run Diego, but he caught up to them both quickly. Gyro then looked back for a split second than said, "S-shit Diego is on our tail again! The finish line is so close though!" Jewnny then said: "Don't worry nigga, We can pull this off!" Diego then said to them both saying: "You Fuckers aint winning, It will be I GO Deigo Go who will win this race! Not a couple of fucking scrubs!"

Gyro Zeppili, Jewnny Jewstar and Deigo Brando are only about 6 meters away from the finish line. Gyro then threw a fucking penny to slow down Diego's horse, and it fucking somehow worked! I don't fucking know how, but don't ask me. But it worked. Diego then said: "Fuck you! Penny Picking Jews!" Then The finish line was only one meter away, Gyro crosses the finish line first and Jewnny second, leaving Diego in third place.

After awhile everyone else crosses the finish line, and Cody Copper and a unfamiliar person wait by the finish line, probably some sort of announcement. The unfamiliar face was really the muscular man with the sexy mustache. Cody Copper then said: "Attention everyone, to mark the half-way point of the Copper Ball Run Race, the president himself was nice enough to say a few things." The mysterious man, which is now revealed to be the President of the United Stated then said: "Yes, I President Ned Flanders. My message to you all is, from here on out, things will get more diddily difficult, now I will permit any participant to be free of charge from any deaths or murders. During the diddily final acts of the race, from the third race to the fifth, if any of you would diddily kill another participant, I would let it slide." After he gave out his announcement he took a short glace over Jewnny and noticed to glowing map part in his pocket, and gave Jewnny a sinister look. Gyro then said: "W-what, murder legal in the Copper Ball Run Race? Th-thats fucking insane President!" The President then said: "people will do anything for money, you all will witness this first-hand. Now Go!"

The moment the President said go, all the racers bolted forward starting the third race in the Copper Ball Run. When all the racers fled from the area, the President and Cody Copper walked inside of a nearby spectating tower to watch the race from afar. The moment they entered, Cody Coppers' wife gave Cody a big hug. The president then said, "It's a pleasure to see you, Lucy Copper." Lucy then said, "Ay nigga, it's been awhile, I've been making sandwiches for hours now you dingus! Well I gatta go somewhere else anyways." Lucy then left the room, probably went into the kitchen though lol XD.

The holy map part within the president's pocket started to glow more than usual. The President then said: "I-impossible, how could a diddily map part be this close..It's almost like it is in this room somewhere.." Then Cody Copper's jacket pocket started to glow, it was like he was hiding something. The President then said: "Open your jacket pocket now, Cody Copper!" Cody then slowly revealed a holy map part to the president. Cody then said: "I-I'm sorry President Flanders, b-but I can't let you have this!" The President then said: "You oppose me? You will diddily pay for this, my goal is to gather all the parts of the holy treasure map, and summon the holy Big Mac! Then I will claim absolute power to rid of all atheists and all heretics! I will reign supreme! Reconsider this !" After saying this, President Ned Flanders put his right hand his Cody's left shoulder. Cody Copper then said: T-that goes against all American rights! everyone should be allowed to believe in the lord or not! The Lord gave us freedom to do what we want!"

The President than said: "Fool, I am your God now, with power from the holy Treasure map, I will be darn diddly invincible." Cody then said: "Y-you're fucking insane Ned Flanders! You're really allowing murder in this race!?" Flanders then said: "Don't you darn diddily forget who funded this fucking race Cody Copper!"

Cody Copper then pulled out a gun and pointed it towards the President and said: "Th-this ends now, President Flanders!" Flanders then said while raising his left arm: "You leave me with no choice, I have treated you with wealth and happiness, now you betray me? I have no choice but to kill you! [Diddily Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!]"

From the darkness a slim looking humanoid stand with long rabbit looking ears out of it's head slowly emerges behind Cody. Cody then said: "W-what this hell is that?!" The President than said: "This is my stand [Diddily Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!] Diddily Deeds than fucking punched through Cody Copper, causing blood to spew all over his office, killing Cody in the process. A split second later, another Cody appears than said: "A nice day were having, Right President Flanders?" The President than responded and said: "A truly diddily beautiful day it is indeed. I know you will be more..obedient." From the other side of the door, Lucy Copper foresaw the whole scene with Flanders killing her husband, than suddenly replacing him with another version of Cody Copper?! Lucy then was now sweating in pure fear, that her true husband was now dead. With now Flanders killing the original Cody, Flanders now has 2 holy map parts. The only ones who Lucy could now seek help from is the Jew Crew! Tune in for chapter 7 of Jewjew's Penny Picking Quest.

-To be Continued.