Oh boy, chapter 6 was one fucking wild ride..alright to the re-cap. Last time on Jewjew's Penny Picking Quest, the second race of the Copper Ball Run Race has now been concluded, and thus the third race begun. Before the third race begun, all participants were greeted by the fucking President of the United States: Ned Flanders. President Flanders announced that from now on from the third race onward to the fifth and final race, murder will be legalized for the participants of the Copper Ball Run race. After the third race begun, it was then revealed that Copper Copper kept a holy treasure map part hidden from the President. After resisting the President of taking the holy map part, the president was then pushed to activate his power of his stand. [Diddily Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.] Flanders used his stand power to kill Cody but then, another Cody appeared? I don't even fucking know whats happening too. Fuck, why am I still writing this shitdick of a fanfiction? Ah whatever, tune in for this chapter and stuff.
-Continuing from the last chapter-
Lucy still in pure shock, sweat not pouring from her face, she was even too scared to even move. To scared to even speak. Within the room President Flanders then said: "That Jewnny Jewstar and that Gyro Zeppili. Both have now become troublesome for me. Those two diddily fuckers are my only diddily obstacles to my path of pure perfection. With the power of 2 holy map parts, I only need to recover 2 more, the one Jewnny Jewstar wields and, one more still unknown. But for now, I must focus on eradicating Jewnny Jewstar! DOJYAAA~~~N!" Cody Copper then said: "You-You are a fucking genius President! America fuck YEAHH!" From the other side of the door, Lucy noticed that there was a mole on Cody's left cheek, Cody always kept his skin clean to avoid breakouts and moles Lucy thought to herself.
Lucy then leaned closer to the keyhole to see and hear more, who ever was this new Cody Copper, he isn't him she thought. The President then said within the room, "hmm, with the power of two holy map parts, I can darn diddily snuff out any eavesdroppers, yes I can sense another soul nearby. Cody Copper then said: "Y-you must be kidding President! I thought there was no one else in this spectators tower..except..L-L-Lucy!"
President Flanders then slowly walked up to the door and slowly opened the door revealing Lucy Copper from the other side of the door. Flanders then said, "How much did you fucking diddily see and hear, Lucy?!" Lucy was frozen in fear, the sweat of fear pouring out of her face her hands even started to shake. Lucy then said: "Y-You, what did you do to my husband?..." Flanders than had a look of disappointment on his face and said, "Oh Lucy, Oh little Lucy, I would have easily let you go, if you said something else. Even if you did... the fear on your diddily face can tell me.!" Lucy then suddenly pulled down President Flanders' pants down revealing his Sponge-bob Square-pants boxers. President Valentine then said: "N-No How dare you diddily reveal my favorite Sponge-bob boxers!"
Lucy then ran out of the room as fast as she could, the president tried to catch her but he tripped on his pants which was pulled down. Lucy had now successfully escaped the spectators tower. Lucy then ran and ran, and ran as far as she could. All she knew was, that the president has a stand, and he's planning to kill Jewnny Jewstar and Gyro Zeppili.
- 2 hours later. From where Gyro and Jewnny are. Which are now reasonably far into the third race, around 7th place now, riding on their fucking horses.-
Jewnny then said to Gyro, "I-I think we may actually win this race!" Gyro then said, "Jewnny, lesson number two! We win this race together partner!" Jewnny then said with a smile on his face: "Yeah nigga!" Suddenly Jewnny and Gyro heard a ruckus nearby and decided to check it out. It was Lucy Copper and some unfamiliar looking dude.
The unfamiliar looking dude then said: "I have found Lucy Copper! The president will be pleased with this breakthrough, I don't even have to bring you in alive!" Jewnny then galloped in the unfamiliar man's way and shot a fucking nail bullet at the man's foot. Then suddenly Jewnny suddenly felt a sharp pain in his leg, and noticed there was a hole in it. Jewnny then said: Th-this must be the work of an enemy stand!" The mysterious man than said: "Jewnny Jewstar and Gyro Zeppili. He will sure give me a raise if I eradicate you all here, then he will be on the path to heaven! I Criz Edgelord with my stand [King Of Pain] will kill you!" Gyro then threw a fucking Steel ball at Criz Edgelord's chest, he felt the pain, then suddenly the same happened to Gyro. Gyro then said: "Sh-shit! Y-You fucking nigger!"
Criz then said, "I-it's useless to kill me! No matter what you do to me, will happen to you! Jewnny Jewstar, Gyro Zeppili. You both will die here you fucking niggers. You Penny Picking bastards will parish here!"
Lucy Copper then looked at both Jewnny and Gyro and said: "H-here you are.. Jewnny Jewstar, Gyro Zeppili, I need your assistance. The president is out to kill you both and I! President Valentine now wields 2 out of the 4 holy treasure map parts!" Jewnny then said: "W-what, out to kill us, that must fucking mean, he's after my part too! I knew that nigga was evil..that mustache was to sexy for a good man. I knew it was too good to be fucking true. If my penis worked I would have had a fucking boner, no homo though. I aint gay bro.
Then suddenly a humanoid doll like stand appears behind Criz Edgelord. Criz then said: "This, this is the power of my stand. [King Of Pain!] Tune in for chapter 8 of Jewjew's Penny Picking Quest.
-To Be Continued
