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Rita Loud: …

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Enjoy this little…something involving Nemuri and Shouta. AU.

Nemuri Kayama sat on a park bench, an open beer can in hand as the cool night air blew past her. Taking a deep, the usually flirtatious woman tossed the can in a nearby trashcan before inhaling slowly and hung her head. Feeling something cold touch her cheek, she looked up to see her colleague Shouta Aizawa standing above head with a can of beer in his hand, "Shouta? What are you doing here?"

"I heard that you and Yamada got into a heated argument," Nemuri groaned as she took the can from the tired looking man and Shouta sat down beside her with another can in his hand, "You're acting like most people will in your situation, but you're going about it all wrong,"

"Excuse me,"

Nemuri looked up, an annoyed look crossing her face as Shouta took a deep breath and shook his head, "You shouldn't drink alone when you're like this. You can get dangerously drunk and get hurt. You should be with someone you can count on to keep that from happening,"

Nemuri moaned as she looked away and crossed her arms, "Shouta," Shouta looked at her in confusion, "We used to date in high school, right?" Nemuri looked up and Shouta slowly nodded his head, "And we…or rather I, dragged you off so we can fool around,"

"I know, we almost got in trouble on more than a few occasions, but that never stopped us…why did you bring that up?" Nemuri moaned and the worn-out man arched a brow, "Nemuri, I'm not a mind reader. Why would you bring that u-"

"Well…I knew a lot of our classmates said that I sleep around…even if it wasn't true and you knew it wasn't but…I kept dragging you off and…did the thought that I was a slut ever cross your mind?"

"No," Nemuri looked up as Shouta took a deep breath and shook his head, "You might have been the one to initiate the act, but I always went with it because we both enjoyed the act and our time together, not caring if we get caught or not. Just because you enjoyed the act doesn't make you a slut and I hope you'll never think that way of yourself again," Nemuri drunkenly smiled as she hugged Shouta and Shouta took a deep breath before drinking the beer he held.

Shouta walked down the street with a drunk Nemuri on his back as Nemuri snickered and poked his cheeks, "Where are you taking me, Shouta baby? The night is still young,"

"That may be true, but you're obviously drunk, so we're going back to my apartment and you're going to get some sleep,"

"Oh, you're so bold, Shouta," Nemuri drunkenly laughed as she wrapped her arms around Shouta's neck and pressed her breasts against his back, "What are you going to do to me now that I'm drunk?"

"You're going to sleep, that's all," Nemuri moaned as Shouta continued to carry her down the street.

Shouta stepped into the bedroom and slowly stepped closer to the bed before gently set the sleeping Nemuri down and pulled the covers over her. Taking a deep breath, Shouta turned and began walking away when he felt a tug on his arm. He looked back and saw Nemuri looking up in a drunken state, "Shouta, you're not going to lie down next to me?"

"You should sleep and get it out of your-" before he could finish, Nemuri pulled him down onto the bed and wrapped an arm around his torso and nuzzled closer to him as a small smile formed across her lips.

Shouta sighed and shook his head, "I guess I have no choice now," he wrapped an arm around Nemuri and closed his eyes as the two adults slept soundly.

Well…this was something…enjoy.