Last time on Jewjew's penny picking quest. The great confrontation has now bestowed onto the Jew Crew once more. Jewnny, Gyro and Lucy fought with all they had but they were still under D4C's might. The Crew did not seem ready for what the President had to offer, which costed the life of Lucy Copper. The Jew Crew did their absolute best to retrieve the remaining holy map parts from Ned Flanders' grasp. In the end The Jew Crew failed at that which will cost them dearly. Dealing with Ned Flanders will only get ever more difficult. Perhaps there could be a way for Jewnny to turn the tables around somehow? Naw Fuck you. I don't think so. The Jew Crew is definitely in a harsh pickle. The final battle between the Jew Crew versus President Ned Flanders continues in this chapter of Jewjew's Penny Picking Quest.
-Continuing off from the last chapter-
Ned Flanders stands triumphantly as he holds all the pieces of the Holy Treasure Map. Even though people don't even know if it's even a treasure map at all. As he was standing triumphantly, The Jew Crew was staring towards him eyes open. Jewnny couldn't fathom on how the President was still alive and kicking. Jewnny thought to himself, "How did he do that? What exactly is Diddily Deeds Done Dirt Cheap?" Afterwards, the President began to piece together the the holy map parts into whole. What will it be? The president thought. Did The Jew Crew lose here? As Ned Flanders put the pieces together it was just a picture. It was a fucking meme. It wasn't a fucking treasure map in the first place.
"What the fuck?"
The President said as he put together th 4 pieces of the holy map. It was more of a holy meme. The meme that became whole was, ICE AGE BABY!
Ned Flanders was appalled upon gazing onto this atrocious meme of the ICE AGE BABY! What the fuck is this shit? What's wrong with its head? It looks like that fucking baby with Death thirteen from stardust crusaders, Ned Flanders thought. Jewnny and Gyro were quite confused as they couldn't see the whole meme. "It's a fucking retarded meme! This whole time, What is this a holy meme?!" Ned shouted. The meme then fucking spoke as it's voice sounded just like Samuel .L Jackson as it said: "Hey motherfucker. Eat me! Eat this Ice Age Baby! Motherfucker Eat me! And you will gain the power of a God! The Power you want nigga! Now eat me Motherfucker!"
Ned Flanders then fucking ate the holy meme. What power will he gain from this act. I don't fucking know. Jewnny then shouted: "Take this you Diddily piece of shit!" Jewnny then fucking threw a rock towards Ned as bars of light started to surround Ned Flanders. As the rock made contact with the bar of light, the light traveled towards a nearby farmer as the rock was redirected to the farmer fucking killing the nigga. It seems like from onward, this fight had gotten evermore difficult for the Jew Crew.
"Let's get this goofy ass looking nigga!" Jewnny said as he rushed towards the President, Ned Flanders responded by activativing his stand D4C as it fucking chopped his right hand off with it's hand. Jewnny then was on the ground in the fetal position as blood was spewing out of his wound as his right hand was literally fucking yeeted off by D4C as Jewnny was screaming like a little bitch. "Calm down nigga tis but a flesh wound! Walk it off it'll grow back, I think. You goof." Gyro said retardedly.
Ned Flanders stood triumphantly as he said, "Thanks to the power of the holy meme. I have obtained a new power of my stand. I call it [This is America!] Anything you throw at me will be directed to another recipient in this world you dirty jew! Don't you worry, I have a furnace just waiting for you at home!"
"FUka you, Obama- wait wrong president, Flanders!" Gyro said as he was fucking scratching his nuts, really getting in there as there was a pleasurable look on his face as if he needed to scratch it for days, and today was that day. What a blissful moment for Gyro. "
"Stop scratching yo nuts Gyro! We have to focus on this fight! I can't even scratch ma nuts properly. I got no right hand.. wait I can't nut..I CANT NUT! FUCK!"
Jewnny was now crying in the fetal position, not just because he lost his right hand, but because he can't masterbate the right way again. This was truly a tragedy for Jewnny. First he can't get his dick up, not he can't yank the crank.
With Ned Flanders' new power from the holy meme Ice Age Baby, how will the Jew Crew get out of this alive? Jewnny and Gyro stand there in shock as Gyro litterally shits his pants in fear of the Presidents new stand power.
D4C then approached Jewnny as he was still on the ground crying like a little bitch and D4C went for another chop to go straight for the kill. Before D4C could get to Jewnny, Gyro threw a Copper ball towards D4C's hand fucking breaking the niggas hand as Ned was now the one screaming like a bitch baby. it was a bitch baby paradise at this point. The President retracted his stand as his fucking hand was broken like a poopoo stick.
"You Fucking Copper penny picking Jews! I am the fucking President With my new power [This is America] I will make this country great again!" The President said as he scratched his balls with his broken hand it felt pretty nice. He thought it could be a rash ya know? Tune in for the next chapter of Jewjew's Penny Picking Quest.
-To be Continued
