Shaggy's Birthday Bash 10th Anniversary Author's Notes
"Shaggy's Birthday Bash" was the third story I published to this site, I wrote it on the weekend after "The New Power" starting a chain of weekly uploads which ran consistently for a single month before I got too lazy to keep it up. For this story I actually wanted it to get noticed so I looked to take on a fandom that actually had populace and that's how I made the leap from Supernormal to Scooby-Doo. At the time I wrote "Bash", "Mystery Incorporated" was the latest Scooby Doo show which would go on to receive great praise from the fans but to me in all honesty I barely even watched it as I was tired of seeing Scooby getting new shows and movies even though I was a fan of the classic shows as a kid even the one with Scrappy as well as the movies from the 90s to early 2000s. Then as a teenager I just grew out of it.
This story starts with the typical "'tis a dark and stormy night" which in troll fiction means a drug fuelled sex orgy of course as was commonplace in the stories I was reading at the time at least. Well it wasn't very much of a sex orgy since there was only two participants. Shaggy being too high to get it up was an idea I got from a fictional website in Grand Theft Auto Episodes from Liberty City because the notion of being sexually debilitated by being under the influence was too funny to not include in this. Here I rode the bandwagon of Velma being a lesbian here since that's a joke that writes itself.
Fred slipping on Scoob's shit might have been a nod to a famous Chris Chan episode in which he slips on cat shit while chatting with a troll. I totally forgot I had Fred singing "His Cock's Got Ribs" by Kevin Bloody Wilson while in pain of shanking his own phallus off, I was still fresh out of school at the time and I had this classmate who'd never stop playing his music so that song stuck with me for a good long while.
Shaggy's new found favourite food in this story was a concept was actually invented by my other sibling when we'd make these really immature jokes about Shaggy and Scooby being coprophiliacs and opting to eat nuggets of turd instead of Scooby Snax, I thought it was a great concept for this story. A "big dollop" was a euphemism for an exceptionally sized dump used in our neighbourhood that was humorously inspired by a Hellman's mayonnaise advert. Scat humour was a common theme in my stories, either "Bash" or "Donkey's Greatest Prank" was probably the most prominent employment of it in my works.
Oh wow, it would seem no one likes Fred enough to save his life, I mean they appear to be more intrigued by Shaggy's new hunger for excrement than Fred dying from a self inflicted stab wound. Although, Velma's solution of having him die in a car crusher and ending his misery was probably nicer than just leaving him to bleed out. Just as well though Velma more likely just wanted to speed up the process so she can get with Daphne faster. Velma's suicide after being rejected by throwing herself into the crusher and coming out a cube of human flesh which Shaggy then uses as a fuck toy really disturbs me. It was probably inspired by some weird fetish thing I saw on the internet back then and whether or not it did, I really don't want to recollect whatever it was. Daphne telling Velma that she'd rather suck Scooby's spermy nutsack than lezzing out with her was probably a nod to either Angry Video Game Nerd or Wesley Willis. Most likely the latter since I used the song "Suck a Cheetah's Dick" as my ringtone back when I was at school.
Scooby randomly killing Daphne and having her carcass defiled in the bushes makes me scratch my head, I guess just I wanted to get this story over with. I do love my use of "orgasamed" as a verb though.
Shaggy's death was influenced by Spazkid's "Sonichu the Animated Series" where Chris Chan was in hospital from salmonella after Nintendo's representatives defecated on his face. Sonichu TAS was something I watched frequently back when it was featured on Youtube's front page, I'm really bewildered how much like how Kim Jong Il never publicly expressed his opinion on "Team America World Police" Chris never shared his thoughts on Sonichu TAS even though it was far more horrible to him and his "children" than the parody comics from Asperpedia of which he made multiple livid videos about.
I find the epilogue extremely cringy, so because Scooby gets new shows and movies seemingly every year I thought it would be clever to end the story with a lame metaphor on how Scooby and Spongebob Squarepants were being milked for all they are worth by their respective corporate IP holders. Back when my family had Sky I was really really sick of Nickelodeon giving Spongebob repeats over 30 slots a day, this was also the time the show's quality sunk to rock bottom (no pun intended) thus I stopped watching it and still haven't for over a decade. Sure the internet might have developed a fetishistic obsession for the show lately but frankly I still don't give a shit about it. I will however voice my condolences for the show's creator the late and great Stephen Hillenburg.
...And now after 10 years I will finally reveal the story's mysterious cliffhanger ending for once and for all. So what happens is that after the lightening strikes the scrap pile, Fred's corpse is reanimated and comes back as a powerful zombie. It was revealed in my Simpsons fic "Before the Affair" that Fred was on viagroids introduced in my Lazytown fic "Revenge is Rotten" and was planned to appear in the final chapter of the cancelled "Stuart Little 5" as the surprise main antagonist. I wanted to make said chapter tie up loose ends from other stories so it would be my perfect swansong from this site. Unfortunately this didn't happen due to a loss of interest in 2013. This idea was inspired by the ending of The 6ft Dick's sadly deleted "Captain Planet and the Planetqueers" which weaved multiple stories together for closure of each other in a way that I wanted to mimic.
On to more recent notes, after I deleted fucking everything in 2013 all but one of my stories were recovered recently via back-up very much to my reassurance but for one reason or another, "Bash" was not fortunate enough to be transferred and as a result the original file was lost. The most plausible explanation might've been that when I started writing these the computer I used was replaced and then disposed of later this month, when I got the replacement I must have forgot to move the file into it along with "Stuart Little 4", "The New Power" and "Donkey's Greatest Prank".
So how the hell was I able to publish a story that no longer existed as of several years ago word for word typos and all? Originally I was to retype the story word for word from a rediscovered sound file of me attempting a dramatic reading of this that I completely forgot I even made. Whether or not I was planning to shift my platform from here to Youtube is mystery lost even to me but then I found something better. While searching for proof of "Prank's" surviving impact outside this site I found a Speakonia reading video by slittnwristshootinup which provided a link to the original publication of "Prank" then I put that into the wayback machine and I cried joyfully as I found a capture of my account on that April with the lost story exactly in the state it was when it was first live and so that's how "Bash" was salvaged. A big shout out to slittnwristshootinup for the link though the channel has been inactive for a long time.
Well those last two paragraphs were a mouthful weren't they? I felt the story of how I retrieved the lost story was very important as a complete republication wouldn't have been possible without it. Anyway, that'll be all for now. Be sure to check back on my page in six days for the new author's notes for the the very pinnacle of mankind's literary achievements where we visit a certain swamp to marvel at the finest practical joke ever administered by a certain donkey.