Whose Hero Is It Anyway?

by Shirley Ann Burton

This takes the new NBC series Heroes and sets it to the tone of Whose Line Is It Anyway? Have some laughs with some of the main characters of the new dramatic show...on the lighter side! It's a work in progress right now.

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And now, Chapter Two of Whose Hero Is It Anyway?:

Change (When the word "change" is used, the person must change the last line he just spoke.)

Scene: Brothers Nathan and Peter Petrelli have just entered their home and have an interesting conversation concerning Peter's dreams about flying.

Nathan: Peter, what the heck are you trying to do, embarrass me in front of everybody? I'm trying to run for Congress, and my family's falling apart!

Peter: Hey, don't blame me for the problems, bro. It's not my fault Mom decided to act out.

Nathan: She shoplifted over $600 in make-up from Macy's!

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Nathan: She took $300 in pizza from Domino's!

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Nathan: She took the taxicab to the wrong building again!

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Nathan: She puckered up to Drew Carey!

Peter: Come on, Nathan, it's just Mom's way of coping with losing Dad.

Nathan: This isn't exactly a good thing for me when I'm running for office.

Peter: Geez! All you can think about is running for office this, running for office that! I have a good mind to just punch you.

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Peter: I have a good head to butt you with.

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Peter: I'd rather kick you where the sun don't shine.

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Peter: I'd rather pout and cry about it.

Nathan: And then there's you and your weird dreams about flying. Are you sure you didn't just hang glide off a building or something?

Peter: Trust me, I'm telling the truth. For a few seconds, I felt myself hovering above the ground. I'm telling you, I think I can fly.

Nathan: If you really believe you can fly, here's a suggestion. Why don't you jump off the Brooklyn Bridge and see what happens?

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Nathan: Why don't you climb Mauna Loa and see if you can handle the heat?

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Nathan: Why not try double-dutch in the neighborhood up the street?

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Nathan: Why don't you find out where's Waldo?

Peter: Don't worry, I'll prove I can fly. I just need somewhere to go, that's all. I'll just go around town and find a high building.

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Peter: I'll call a taxicab to find the Trump Tower.

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Peter: I'll take the Space Shuttle to Mount Everest.

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Peter: I'll find the Cat in the Hat and ask for Green Eggs and Ham.

Nathan: Whatever, Peter, just get outta here.

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