Sekowari: Yay! Food fight! Thank you to Warrior Nun for suggesting the idea of revenge and food fighting. Hehe. Hope you all like this chappie. R/R!
Chapter 5 -- Food Fighters
As thanks to the director for hosting such a wonderful party, Kanzeon declared that she would make a huge breakfast for tomorrow morning. Everyone was fine with it, except for the fact that Kanzeon actually appreciated the party. (note: party a.k.a. waste of time)
Word spread around quickly about the morning breakfast, and pretty soon, the three gossip girls from before were rushing about, getting all excited. They had a great plan up their sleeves, as usual.
Racing towards Kanzeon and the rest of the cast, they said excitedly, "Ne Kanzeon, how about you add a little something special to the breakfast plate for the director tomorrow?"
The woman blinked. The rest of the cast looked at each other nervously. They were already told of the plan.
"What ever do you mean?"
The girls cleared their throats. "Ahem. If you please, perhaps we should discuss this privately. Other people should be patient as they wait outside." Spinning Kanzeon towards a room in the corner, the three gossipers turned and winked at the cast.
Once they were inside, everyone else started whispering. "What do you think is going to happen?" Goku said…a little too loudly.
"Hn. I bet the woman's going to flip, that's what." Homura replied.
"Nah, she'll be fine. I mean, we all hate the director…right?" Rinrei blabbed, as she stared fixedly at the corner room.
Gojyo and Sanzo both coughed hoarsely as they stomped on yet another cigarette that they just finished.
Kanan clung onto Hakkai, waiting tensely, leaving Yaone to sob beside Doku, again.
Kamisama, failing to realize the situation, was still fawning over Sanzo.
Kougaiji was attempting to do two things at once – stare at the room, and drool over Yaone. Lirin, no doubt, was trying to steal more meat buns from onii-chan, or Koumyou.
Rasetsunyo was standing close to the room. She worried about the reaction of her friend.
Dr. Nii was begging Rinrei to take another pill, since she had been ill that day from too much drinking.
Nataku was annoying the hell out of Dougan, asking what a hanyou was.
Jiroushin stood beside Rasetsunyo, preparing to fan Kanzeon in case she fainted from shock.
Gyumao and Gyoukumen were having a nice chat about the weather, while Zenon and Shien stared at the two in disbelief.
Hazel was off in the washroom, looking at his wonderful blue eyes.
A few moments of silence, and a skyrocketing scream pierced the air. The cast sighed in defeat. Kanan jumped and squealed, giving Yaone a huge headache. Hazel rushed over to see, just in time.
A weak Kanzeon staggered out in an ill condition. Jiroushin fanned her, but was pushed away. The three girls came out later, wearing smug expressions on their faces.
"W-Well?" Yaone asked quietly.
"No, right?" Dougan looked up, taking a break from Nataku.
At this, the three gossipers started doubling over with laughter. "On the contrary, Kanzeon agreed! Awesome!" The girls slapped high-fives.
"Then what was the scream?" Kanan asked nervously, still hanging onto Hakkai.
"Oh, that was just the reaction, after realizing what she agreed to do." The girls grinned.
"Don't worry – Kanzeon was very calm when she heard the plan."
"So, we'll go ahead with the preparations then?" Homura asked, with relief, of course.
"Yeah, it's decided. We, the cast, or Kanzeon really, will go ahead, and poison the director."
Rinrei jumped up and down. "This is so much better than the party! Whoohooooo!"
The next morning, Kanzeon was the first one up. She was going to make the best breakfast in the world. She definitely felt guilty about poisoning the director. After swallowing nervously, she picked up the dreadful bottle that the girls had given her. It was colourless, so no one would see the poison.
As the contents were about to spill onto the director's breakfast plate, the said person came bounding into the room.
"Kanzeon! What a wonderful surprise! Everything smells absolutely amazing! Keep up the good work – I knew you were the best out of all of 'em!"
"Thanks…you get the biggest plate…"
After he left, Kanzeon once again proceeded to pour the contents. This time, she succeeded. After seeing what she did, she hurriedly blinked back a few tears.
Out of nowhere, the entire cast raced out and applauded for her. The three gossipers smiled and said, "No need to feel bad. He deserves this treatment."
As everyone sat at the long table, they waited anxiously for the director to begin eating his breakfast. The room was eerily quiet. Finally, the man took a huge bite of the scrambled eggs. The cast was beside themselves with worry. Kanan gulped loudly.
"…Kanzeon! This breakfast is delicious! Just makes my mouth water!" The director shoved down the entire breakfast. Kanzeon looked ready to cry again. Everyone else stiffened.
At first, nothing happened. Then, the director could feel the change in him. He stopped chewing, and sat up straight. A strange look was on his face. Beads of sweat trickled down, and he tried to swallow everything. And then…a huge vomiting sound filled the room.
The director doubled over onto the floor. Dr. Nii took this chance to quickly drag the man away.
Kanan screamed, Kanzeon burst into tears, and everyone looked at everyone else with bewildered or blank expressions.
After recovering, the gossipers said, "So, that went pretty well."
"Yeah, we shouldn't waste the rest of the food." Goku said, drooling.
"Exactly, which is why we should do…this!" Rinrei grabbed her plate of food, and threw it at everyone in the room. More screaming and chaos occurred. A food fight began.
"Ha! This is just like high school!" Dougan said to Gojyo, as he threw his plate at Nataku.
"Yeah! Good times, eh big bro?" Gojyo grinned, and was hit in the face by Goku's plate.
Hazel ran and took refuge in the washroom, in case anyone should ruin his beautiful eyes.
Kanan screamed again, and dodged behind Hakkai. Kanzeon stopped her whining about wasting her wonderful breakfast, and joined in the fun as well. Everyone participated, even the adults.
Yes, it was a perfect chance to get revenge. Homura hurled his plate at Kanzeon, who in turn threw her plate at him. Kanan sucked up the courage to hit a bull's eye at Yaone.
It wasn't enough. It was no surprise that they grabbed each other and started an enormous catfight. Some unlucky people were dragged in as well. More screams filled the room.
Food flew everywhere, some laughed their heads off, some got revenge, and some raced into the washroom where Hazel was hiding.
Time passed really quickly, and the food ran out. But still, the cast grabbed anything they could find, and threw it.
In the midst of it all, the police force marched in. The vicious youkai was with them. For a moment, they stared at the raging chaos happening before them. And then, the youkai said, "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? MOVE YOUR BUTTS OUTTA HERE, OR I'M SENDING IN SQUADRON 'A' TO CLEAR THIS ZONE!"
He was silenced by a box of tissue paper flying into his face. Kougaiji whooped in triumph, and all around him, people were laughing and pointing at the vicious youkai.
"Oh god, that felt good!"
"Awesome throw, man!"
"This is so fun!" Rinrei laughed, while gulping down her 4th bottle of beer.
The excitement was at last stopped when the police drew out their guns in exasperation. Kanan screamed…again. Everyone stared, wide-eyed, at everyone else.
Suddenly, Yaone cried, "She did it!" And pointed at Kanan.
"I did not, you bitch! Everyone knows you started it!"
"Prove it!"
"Fine! Then it was…Dougan!"
"What? How dare you!"
All at once, chaos, yelling, rage, and pointing started all over again. Utter noise filled the air. Police nodded to each other, and fired a few shots at the ceiling, silencing the cast.
"Alright, listen up! We have been notified that your director is poisoned. Any objections?"
Everyone turned suspiciously to Dr. Nii, who smiled weakly.
"It turns out that he has been sent to the hospital, due to a severe seriousness of poisoning."
The cast stared in shock. "Are you going to arrest us?" Rinrei asked nervously.
The police laughed. Everyone sighed in relief. "Nothing of the sort. We're just here to notify you. It's a good thing Dr. Nii here told us about the situation, or your director would be in real danger."
"He won't die though, right?" Kanzeon blabbed anxiously.
"No, but for the time being, you will have a new director for the show."
Later that night, the females gathered together and discussed the new director. Naturally, the gossip girls had the most to say.
"I heard from Nii that it's gonna be a female! Sugoi!"
"I can't wait!"
"I just hope she's better than the current director, who's in the hospital."
"Tch. He deserves it."
"Yeah, the new director better not be shriveled and mean." The girls had a good laugh.
The next day, everyone stood outside, waiting for the arrival of the director.
At last, a car pulled up in the driveway. Out walked an amazingly gorgeous young woman in her mid-20s. She went to the cast, and scanned through the group.
Finally, she straightened up and gave them a gaunt, dazzlingly smile. Her shining eyes flashed in the sunshine as she said, "Good morning, cast. I will be your director for the time being. I trust we will have a good time together, it's nice to meet you all."
Gojyo quickly volunteered to show her around, and they were off.
"She's so pretty!" Breathed Lirin.
"I have a feeling we'll like her…"
"Yeah…"
The lady was beautiful, yes. But once again, the director failed to notice. He couldn't, after all.
Sekowari: Man, writing about the reaction for all of the people is a little bothersome. That's why I always write a few reactions only. Also, I decided not to make the police arrest the cast. I dunno, that wouldn't be very nice, now would it? New director. She'll be added as an OC. R/R!