A/N: Just to clarify things, I'm not exactly focusing this story on Saiyuki acting bloopers and whatnot. More of what the people are like behind the scenes. Okay, new person comes in. By the way, I made Sanzo very OOC in here. Well, I guess it's alright, since they're not acting for the show, right? Anyways, R/R!

Chapter 7 -- A New Arrival

After the horrifying incident, the entire cast started to treat Yukare much nicer, though she had pretty much gotten over it. Well, almost. A few weeks had passed by now, yet Yukare still went to visit the grave now and then. Goku and Gojyo were utterly dismayed that their P.I.P. sign had been blown away by a recent storm.

"It's the thought that counts, you know. Anyways, that sign was the most stupid thing on the face of this planet." Laughed Dougan, pointing at his frowning brother.

"You're the most stupid thing on the planet. Keh…"

The bickering two were interrupted by Yukare announcing that her friend was to be visiting for awhile. Naturally, the cast couldn't wait for excitement. The gossip girls were already planning more trouble.

Early in the afternoon, the main wing of the acting studio was bustling with activity as the cast was getting ready for another day of acting. Just as they were about to start, Yukare came bouncing in with yet another beautiful female behind her.

"Everyone! Meet Kanasuya!" Yukare announced, swinging her arms wide dramatically.

The cast welcomed her politely. The girl had straight, long brunette hair, with a bit of curls at the bottom. Her dazzling sky-blue eyes were clearly more beautiful and perfect than even Hazel's. The man looked at her enviously.

"Konnichiwa, minna-san…" Kanasuya said shyly…or was it slyly? She invited herself into the studio and sat down in the director's seat, and took out an anime magazine. Rinrei immediately showed much interest in her.

Yukare smiled politely, choosing to forget Kanasuya's ignorance towards the rest of the cast.

Kanzeon declared that they should have a celebration for Kanasuya's arrival. Glad to have a break, the cast forgot entirely about acting.

All in all, Kanasuya was putting her saneness in jeopardy. That's right – dwelling with the Saiyuki cast, a bunch of weirdos, can do this to people.

While still absorbed by her magazine, Kanasuya noticed a certain Kamisama sitting down beside her.

"Why hello there, it's a pleasure to meet you…Kanasuya, was it? My name's Kamisama."

The said female mumbled a greeting in return and went back to reading. It wasn't that she was an obnoxious prick, it was simply because she noticed long ago that she was dealing with mental cases.

"So what do you think of the Saiyuki cast so far?" Kamisama continued, smiling. The truth was, he had been told to hit on Kanasuya, by the gossip girls, of course.

Surprisingly, he had gladly obliged. I mean, everyone could tell that the girl was an extreme bishoujo, and this was a way for Kamisama to get over Shiseiko. Who, by the way, was now getting Sanzo all to herself.

At dinnertime, Kamisama privately asked Kanasuya to go out to dinner with him. Meanwhile, the gossip girls were hiding nearby, drinking everything in.

"I was wondering, may I have the honour of taking you out to dinner tonight?" Slurred Kamisama, sounding as appealing as he could.

"Umm….I suppose that's alright." Kanasuya blushed slightly. As she headed off to get ready, she stole a glance at a suspicious moving plant, which coincidentally had 3 pairs of legs sticking out of the bottom.

'I knew I was dealing with mental cases here…'

As the two left the studio grounds, the cast immediately gathered for dinner. The subject today was clearly about Kamisama's strange outing with Yukare's friend.

"He's totally hitting on her! I feel sorry for Kanasuya." Brayed Rinrei.

"She should be going out with me. I mean, she has my eyes." Declared Hazel.

"God…you're not the only person in the world with blue eyes, stupid jerk." Rinrei shot back. She detested Hazel, all right.

While wolfing down his 3rd plate of noodles, Goku said (while spraying out food as well), "I know why! Kamisama's doing this to get over his recent break-up!"

Everyone turned to Shiseiko and Sanzo, who were flirting with each other. The gossip girls glanced at each other nervously, wondering if Goku knew about their mischief.

"You two are so gross! You are brother and sister, you know!" Kanan squealed. Yaone was about to stuff Kanan's girly mouth with liver and worm. Shaking with rage, the female youkai let Doku calm her down.

"So how long is Kanasuya staying?" Homura inquired. Right now, that was the only sane question anyone asked. The war god was starting to realize that he was the only normal person out of the entire cast.

"Oh, she'll probably be staying for a few weeks. She wants to learn more about acting and directing while she hangs out with you guys." Yukare stated.

At this, Kougaiji gulped down his food loudly. Everyone turned to him curiously.

"Whazza matter?" Rinrei asked.

The youkai prince did not answer, but turned a slight shade of green, and began to fidget nervously.

"Are you going to be sick?" Dr. Nii asked nervously.

"Not again…" Someone mumbled.

"I-It's just that…Kanasuya's staying for a few weeks?" Kougaiji managed to whisper hoarsely.

"Yup. Is there a problem?" Yukare replied.

"W-Well, you see, s-she's my….g-g-g-irlfriend." Kougaiji gulped again, and the cast gasped in pretend shock.

"EX-girlfriend! I knew she looked familiar when I saw her! Onii-chan broke up with her a few months ago. Lirin is always right!" Lirin smacked her hands together, with a triumphant look on her face.

Even the gossip girls were surprised. The people were quiet. Kougaiji looked around nervously. The dinner was finished in silence.

High tension, amusement, and fear (for Kou) was in the air. Rinrei gulped down beer, and Goku gobbled down food, to keep down their laughter. Yes, laughter. Life is a game for them, didn't you know?

Around midnight, Kamisama and Kanasuya staggered into the studio, obviously drunk. Kanasuya giggled crazily as she led the priest away, while the cast stared after them.

"Someone had a good time…" Gojyo mumbled with envy.

"I've never seen her like that before!" Exclaimed Yukare.

"Could someone give me a coffee please? I'm dehydrated…Show some appreciation here!" Gyumao called out. He was ignored.

"Speaking of which, we shouldn't waste time standing here, now should we, dear Sanzo?" Shiseiko grinned and gave her lover a full French kiss, right in front of everyone. Homura turned away in disgust, while Rinrei tried to do the same to him.

"Come, I believe there's an amusement park waiting for us in the bedroom." Sanzo said, swinging an arm around Shiseiko. They walked off and slammed the door shut. The cast still stood there, waiting for the expected.

"Everyone, cover your ears…" Droned Gyoukumen.

A few moments later, a whole bunch of inappropriate sounds were coming out of the private bedroom. The cast's eyes widened in horror. But nonetheless, no one was desperate enough to cover their ears.

"Not so much of a virgin priest, is he? I knew Sanzo was a bad boy the moment I saw him." Hazel said, chuckling.

"Looks like some people are enjoying Mr. Toad's wild ride in the amusement park, ne?" Rinrei declared. As usual, Homura was mortified by this.

Off in another room, Kanasuya called out, "What's that screaming? Do you hear that, Kamisama? Oh….there's more than screaming…my, that was a loud one, no?"

Loud laughter filled the room as Kamisama said, "It's nothing. Probably just Kanan whining again."

Outside, the said person gripped Hakkai's shoulder in complaint. Sighing, the cast retreated to their respectful rooms. Of course, no one got any sleep that night. After all, amusement parks are very loud places…

A/N: There you go...inappropriate. I didn't put things in detail. First, I don't know how to write those scenes. And second, I'm not focusing on those things. Okay, there's romance, sort of, but not too much of those... Well, I put that in for this chappie, just to express Sanzo's true colours. Hehe R/R!