A/N: I'm writing another chapter right now really late at night when I could be getting valuable sleep, in which I can cure my cold, because I wanted to continue the other chapter. Yeah, that's right, this is a spur-of-the-moment chapter. Don't worry; the real next thing will be up soon. (Man I really need to stop using italics.)

You're in for a surprise when you read this! Or at least, sort of.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or anything related.

For now anyways, enjoy chapter 1 and a half!

Chapter 1 and a half: Sasuke's Fwiend Part 2!

"Mommy I want to go make a new fwiend today!" little baby Sasuke announced.

"Okay, get Itachi to come with you," Mikoto replied.

"ANIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" the young boy screamed. (This has nothing to do with it, but the I's kind of looked like the Roman numeral for 3. At least when I was typing this.)

"WHAT!" Itachi screamed back, not being able to control his anger.

Sasuke sort-of backed away. Itachi calmed down.

"Mommy says to come with me to make a new fwiend!" he said with the cutest, most heart-melting smile on his face. And who could resist that? (Man, I'm going nuts just imagining it.)

"Ugh, fine." the elder brother moaned.

And so the two boys went to the park. Sasuke saw a kid short for his age with blonde spikes. "He looks kind of sad," four-year-old Sasuke thought.

He ran over to the kid, who was just sitting on the swing with his head down.

"Hi! My name's Sasuke." he said. The blonde boy came back to his senses, and looked kind of surprised that someone was actually talking to him nicely.

"Hi… My name's Na'uto," the boy said who was trying his best to pronounce his own name. (I'm making it so he can't pronounce his R's at all.)

"Hi! Want to be my fwiend?" Sasuke asked eagerly.

"Su'e!" Naruto replied. Sasuke held his newfound 'fwiend''s hand and dragged him over to his brother.

"'Tachi! 'Tachi! I made a new fwiend!" Sasuke said excitedly.

"That's nice," he replied with a smile on his face. "Now I'll never have to wake up at 7:30 in the morning to play with him ever again!" he thought happily. Ahh… he missed sleep very much.

And the trio ran over to the Uchiha estate.

"Mommy! I made a new fwiend!" Sasuke announced to his mom happily.

"That's nice. What's his name?"

"Na'uto!" the blonde stated.

"Okay. Now you two go run off and play," she said, returning to doing dirty dishes.

"What do you wanna play?" Sasuke asked Naruto.

"I dunno," he replied.

"Wanna play annoy 'Tachi?" he asked.

"How do you play?" Naruto asked.

"It's easy. You go up to 'Tachi and annoy him," Sasuke explained.

"Who's 'Tachi?" the blonde questioned.

"My aniki. You saw him earlier," Sasuke informed.

And so the two friends ran off to play their little game.

A/N: Well, that's it for today! I hope you enjoyed it. Please R&R! Now I'm off to get some sleep.

That's all for now!