A/N: proof that i'm a dumbblonde: i forgot to disable the anonomys review blocking thingy, but i did it now. PLEASE REVIEW!
January 11th
Hey Diary,
I'm writing to you from Cheers. There aren't many customers here right now, so I'm pretty bored. I don't want anyone to see that I have a diary, so I'm writing this in a bathroom stall.
Yesterday, I told you that I would tell you about Diane, didn't I? Okay, this is totally off the subject, but I've always wondered something. If you're writing a question that is more of a statement then an actual question, do you still use a question mark? If you do, how will the person reading it now that you're really not asking? That's something Diane would know. She's a real know-it-all. It gets pretty annoying. Diane is Dad's girlfriend by the way.
When I first met Diane, I felt sorry for her. Her fiancée ditched her for his ex-wife. What a creep!
I don't remember exactly when I started to dislike Diane, but it sure didn't take long. I probably sound like a terrible person, but you've never met Diane!
I have no idea what Dad sees in her. Sure, she's pretty, but so are a million other girls!
Before Diane came along, I used to wish that Dad wouldn't go out with a woman just because of her looks, but now...oh, I don't know what I want anymore.
Diane just came in. She says she wants to ask me something. She sounds excited. This CAN'T be good.