A/N: Ahh… sleep is good. Now I can write more. By the way, thanks for all the reviews and whatnot.
Oh yeah, and this chapter's timeline is going to be very inconsistent. You've been warned.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, etc., etc., etc.
Now enjoy chapter 2!
Chapter 2: No Sasuke, this is how you do it!
Our favorite little 6-year-old was outside with his brother, our least favorite 11-year-old, Itachi. Anyways, Sasuke wanted to try to throw a shuriken. And so Itachi let him. He tossed the star up in the air, and it would've landed right on his head if it weren't for Itachi moving his little brother out of the way.
"No Sasuke, this is how you do it," the older of the two said, as he demonstrated how to throw it. It hit the target perfectly.
And so he tried his brother's way and it just barely hit the target. But hey, barely hitting the target is better than perfectly hitting your head. Which would hurt really badly.
-Back inside-
The Uchihas' mom was making stuffing for Thanksgiving. Sasuke wanted to help, and so he was all, "Mommy can I help?"
"Sure," she said, and handed him a big pot and several loaves of bread. Sasuke began to violently rip them up in half, putting them in the pot.
"No Sasuke, this is how you do it," she said, tearing a slice of bread into small/medium pieces, putting them in.
And Sasuke tried that, putting the sloppily ripped pieces in the pot. And here's another funny thing, the pot was so big, Sasuke had to stand up on a chair to do this.
-And back outside again-
The two Uchiha brothers were climbing trees. No, not the way where you draw chakra to your feet, just the regular way. You know, with your hands.
Anyways, this was Sasuke's first time climbing up a tree, so he assumed that it would be like rock climbing. He dug his hands into the jagged parts of the tree and walked up. He moved a little. He tried this again but fell down. In fact, if it weren't for Itachi running to catch him, he would've fell flat on his face.
"No Sasuke, this is how you do it," he said as he began to climb up a tree the proper way. (I don't know how to do it because I've never climbed a tree before.)
-And yet back inside. Again!-
Sasuke was going to draw a picture of his brother, who was in the same room as him. He drew a circle for a head, and his brother saw it.
"No Sasuke, this is how you do it," he said, proceeding to draw an oval shape.
Sasuke was extremely annoyed with people telling him how to do this, how to do that, etc. He released a burst of anger. "I GET THE POINT! NOW WILL YOU PLEASE STOP BEING ALL 'NO SASUKE, THIS IS HOW YOU DO THIS, THIS IS HOW YOU DO THAT'!" He then coughed and took a drink. Then he sighed and ran up to his room.
A/N: Well, I hope you enjoyed it! Poor Sasuke. Please R&R!
Well, that's all for now!