A/N: Sorry it's been awhile since I updated. I got really bad writers' block. And I still have some of it, but I was able to think of this feeble think I'm not sure whether or not is worthy of calling a chapter. But still, it counts as one.
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, Sasuke wouldn't come back to Konoha wearing oversized rubber.
Anyways, enjoy chapter 5!
Chapter 5: I'm not sure if he's ready for this…
Itachi just got Mangekyou Sharingan. But no, he wasn't going to kill his entire clan less than 24 hours later. Because in this chapter, Sasuke's three, not eight, Itachi is. And guess what? Sasuke just started wearing actual underwear, not diapers, thank god. (I can tell you from experience that the last thing you'd ever want to smell is a dirty diaper.) Anyways, Itachi didn't know that the entire reason he got this was from killing his closest friend; he just thought he randomly got it. So he was going to attempt to teach it to Sasuke.
So the two Uchiha brothers set off to the dock leading to their lake. "So what do I do?" Sasuke inquired. Itachi had no clue what he was doing, so he just guessed.
"Umm…. close your eyes and concentrate really hard," he said. Sasuke did just so. But he concentrated a little too hard, and guess what happened next? He crapped in his pants.
Mikoto was watching the two boys, as she was cooking a nice, fancy dinner for that evening. "Maybe he's not ready for this," she thought as she began to contemplate whether or not to put Sasuke back on diapers, or keep him on underwear. Eventually, she decided to put him on diapers, just for another month or so.
Eventually, the two siblings went inside their glorious mansion. Sasuke ran up to his mom explaining everything that happened, and Mikoto took of his tighty-whiteys and put him in a diaper, which Sasuke wore without question. Unfortunately for Mikoto, this means another month or so of extra work and garbage. Not to mention odor, never forget the odor. Mikoto had to spray an extraordinary amount of Febreeze and other various air fresheners to get the giant house rid of the 'crap smell'. But at least it was only for another month.
A/N: Well, I hope you enjoyed it! I thought it was pretty funny. Anyways, please R&R!
That's all for now!