A/N: Hi everyone! Sorry I haven't updated in awhile, I've been either too lazy or too busy. Oh and if you live in the US, I hope you had a great Independence Day!

Oh, and Jabba suggested this chapter, so I'll give four sixths of the credit to her.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto; otherwise I'd just use Masashi Kishimoto as my pen name.

Anyways, I hope you enjoy chapter 10!

Chapter 10: So you're reading an untitled chapter, eh?

There comes those times that happen some time after you go grocery shopping: you have only one more thing of your favorite food.

Unfortunately, that time has risen upon the Uchiha household. There's only one last stick of Pocky. This was the favorite food of Sasuke and Itachi. They loved it so much that they could kill. However, the statement "They loved it so much that they could kill" is not to be underestimated. That's literally how much they loved it; they'd actually kill.

And just when a little 7 year old Sasuke was about to grab the last stick of Pocky—

"Hey! That's my Pocky!"

"No, it's all of ours! I just happened to get it first."

"Age before beauty."

"It's a good thing you said that, because if it was beauty before age you would've lost horribly!"

"Well you're so ugly you made a blind man cry!"

And that's when Itachi unmistakably touched a soft spot on Sasuke. (Not that way, perverts.)

Sasuke broke down in tears. Everyone always said he was cute; no one had ever called him ugly before. Itachi bent down to apologize but the younger of the two pushed him away. In reaction to this, he flicked his brother on the back of the head.

This was promptly followed by a:

"MOMMY!"

Sasuke ran upstairs towards his mom afterwards.

"What, Sasuke?"

"A-aniki c-c-called me ugly! And, and, he flicked me in the back of the head!" Sasuke was still rubbing where his brother caused him pain.

Mikoto then called Itachi and lectured him. A smile spread across Sasuke's face as he watched this.

"You know better than to call your brother names and hurt him!"

"But I didn't call him "Names"! I called him ugly."

"You don't go being a smart aleck to your mother, young man! You're grounded! Now go apologize to Sasuke and let him have the last stick of Pocky for that!"

And the two brothers ran downstairs. Sasuke slowly ate the last stick of Pocky in front of Itachi, grinning.

"I'll show them, I'll show them all! And then when I kill them all they'll all wish they let me have the last stick of Pocky!"

A/N: I hope you enjoyed it; please R&R!

That's all for now!