A/N: Wow! It's seriously been a reeeallly long time since I've updated this story. Over a month, actually. Just wow. And I apologize for that. I've been busy, and I have outrageously bad writer's block, so any and all ideas are appreciated! Please, for the sake of the story, send in those ideas! You get your name mentioned in the beginning author's note, and how cool is that? Pretty cool, I tell you!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto…
Anyways, enjoy chapter 11!
Chapter 11: Holy Crap! (Pun intended.)
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" Itachi shouted.
"What is it?"
"Sasuke just crapped himself again!" (Oh and btw, he's 1 in this chapter, but I'm making Itachi 9… just in this chapter though, sorry!)
"Well, then change his diaper!"
"But he crapped A LOT! I'll get baby crap all over me! OH MY GOD THERE'S SO MUCH! IT'S COMING OUT OF HIS DIAPER!" Sasuke smiled and giggled.
"They make hand soap for a reason, Itachi!" Mikoto yelled from the floor below.
"But there's so much-- MOM SASUKE'S COVERED IN IT!" The crap was oozing out of the bottom AND the top of his diaper, there was so much of it. (I know that can't really happen, but hey, this story doesn't take place in the real world.)
"WELL HURRY UP AND CLEAN HIM! I HAVE TO GO DO THE LAUNDRY!"
Itachi glared at his baby brother. Sasuke stuck out his tongue at him, and smiled.
After half an hour of Itachi cleaning up his brother's crap (he kept crapping on Itachi while he was trying to change him), and trying to change his diaper, Sasuke was finally clean.
The elder of the two Uchiha brothers stormed downstairs to the laundry room. "I HOPE YOUR HAPPY NOW, MOM!" Mikoto turned to find Itachi covered in baby crap from head to toe.
"Holy crap! Itachi, you need to go take a bath!"
"I KNOW, I JUST WANTED TO SHOW YOU WHAT YOU JUST GOT ME IN TO!" Itachi screamed. This was promptly followed by Sasuke screaming and crying.
He already knew what Mikoto was going to make him do. He ran up the stairs, to go calm Sasuke down. After doing this, he took a shower. As he went downstairs, he smelt a very foul stench. And guess what happened? Sasuke crapped again.
And the moral of this chapter is: Sasuke crapped a lot as a baby. Though it doesn't take a genius to figure that out.
A/N: Well, I hope you enjoyed it! Again, I apologize for taking outrageously long to update. Anyways, please R&R!
That's all for now!