Summary: Luke and Lorelai are going to have a kid. Rory is going back to Yale and living at home during the summer. Life seems to be going great but nothing can stay happy forever, can it?

Chapter 1: What is this?

I burst through the door into Luke's.

"Coffee, Coffee, Coffee!" I told him.

"No." What did he just say no! He must be kidding.

"Luke," I tried again, "You don't say 'no' to a pregnant women, especially to one who is carrying your kid."

"Exactly. You are pregnant with my kid, and I don't want my kid to come out with two heads."

"But more to love," I argued.

"No," he said gruffly. "You can have decaf and that's IT."

"But-" I would have continued but just then Rory burst through the door.

"Luke, coffee," she yelled as she entered the dinner.

"Here you go," he said as he poured her coffee.

"But…what…" I just marveled at the situation, my mouth open. How can he do that? This is cruel and unusual punishment. He can't do that.

"Here," he said pouring me decaf. I was about to argue some more but the phone rang. "Luke's" he said as he answered the phone.

"Rory, quick give me some of your coffee!" I plead while Luke wasn't paying attention.

"No," Wait. She couldn't have just said 'no', too, could she? What is this? Say no to Lorelai day? "I don't want my little brother or sister to have two heads. Just drink the decaf."

Is that what she just said? 'Drink the decaf.' I must have heard her wrong. "Rory, honey, love of my life, I think I heard you wrong. You didn't just say 'drink the decaf', did you?"

"Actually, I did," she answered. Again all I could do was marvel and think What is this world coming to? Just then Luke got off the phone.

"Lorelai, you either drink the decaf, and go to work or you go to work."

"Luke I am only three months pregnant. A little coffee won't hurt her. Besides you are still letting me go to work, if I can still work, can't I still have coffee?"

"First of all how are you so sure it is a she and second of all you are NOT getting coffee so stop asking and third of all you are only going to work for a few more months."

"Fine," I said pouting, "I will just go to work." Secretly hoping Sookie would give me coffee, but my hopes vanished as I walked out the door and Luke yelled "I told Sookie not to give you coffee either so don't waste your breath." Uggg, what is this? I know one thing: it is defiantly be mean to Lorelai day!

A/N: How was that? Please, please, please R&R! Constructive criticism please, this is my first ff.