Title: What the Hell?

Summary: House puts his foot into his mouth this time.

Author: Mikesh

Part: 3
Warning: Mpreg for later chapters so if you don't like then please don't read.

Disclaimer: Don't own House but I wish I did.

Monday morning found Chase, Wilson, Foreman, and House in the men's locker room getting ready for the day. Cameron was waiting for them in House's office.

"Well since none of you got smart it looks like you all will be wearing scrubs for the day," House said smirking when he saw that Foreman, Wilson, and Chase couldn't get their regular clothes on. He however could becusae he'd went and got bigger clothes.

"Shut up House," Wilson said.

"Touchy," House said heading towards the door.

Instead of replying Wilson rolled his eyes at House.

After House left he went to his office where Allison was waiting.

"So how do I look?" House asked coming in wearing his usual tee-shirt under a dress shirt and jacket.

"Where's the rest of the guys?" Cameron asked trying to hide the smile.

"Right here," Chase said coming into the office.

"Ok can we just get on with the day now?" Foreman asked feeling like a fool.

He was starting to wish that he'd never made the bet with House.

"Hold on I have something for you all," Cameron said standing up.

"What? Chocolate?" House asked all gleefully.

"No these," Cameron said holding up the shirts she'd found.

"What the hell is that?" House asked after seeing it.

"You're shirt for today," Cameron said letting the laughter come out.

"There's no way in hell I'm wearing that," House said pointing to it with his cane.

"Come on don't hurt my feelings," Cameron said acting like she was going to cry.

"Don't give me that look," House said.

"Please," Cameron said going to the puppy eyed look.

"Fine give me the damn shirt," House said.

He couldn't believe that he had to wear a shirt that said:

Baby on board

Arrow pointing down to the baby

(This isn't from sweets)

To make sure that no one missed the shirt they were in a bright pink.

"Aww you guys look so cute," Allison said trying to keep her laughter under control.

"I officially feel like an idiot," Chase said.

"I'm with you," Wilson said.

"Me too," Foreman said.

"That's not all," Cameron said.

"Good God woman isn't this enough embarrassment for one day?" House asked putting his jacket back on after getting the shirt on.

"Nope. Here you go," Cameron said handing then the pins.

They were a sky blue and said:

Proud Momma to be

"I refeuse to wear this," House said.

"That's fine you can fork up 2,600 dollars right now," Cameron said.

"I hate you right now. Know that," House said glaring at her.

"And I hate you at times so we're even," Cameron said smiling at him.

"Not even," House said still glaring.

"Let's go before Cuddy comes to chase us down," Wilson said.

"Yes mom," House said and with that the guys left the office.

Once Cameron was sure they were gone she pulled out her portable DVD player and started watching to make sure House didn't try and cheat. In Cuddy's office she too was watching it but unlike Cameron she was taping it on a vhs so that if House should cheat she had proof.

NEXT CHAPTER: House tries to cheat/Cuddy steps in