Title: What the Hell?

Summary: House puts his foot into his mouth this time.

Author: Mikesh

Part: 4
Warning: Mpreg for later chapters so if you don't like then please don't read.

Disclaimer: Don't own House but I wish I did.

It was about eleven o'clock when House decided that he'd take off the pregnancy belly for awhile. He figured since he hadn't seen James today then he'd be safe for about twenty minutes. House was just about to take it off when Cuddy walked in.

"You know I could have been with a patient," House said.

"I know you weren't because you don't willing see patients," Cuddy said hands on her hips.

"Well maybe I took a new lead on life," House said.

"Anyhow you're not doing clinic duty after lunch. You have a new case that needs attending to after lunch," Cuddy said.

"Ok," House said.

"By the way you have a patients waiting for you so get out there," Cuddy said walking back to the door.

"Ok," House said getting up and going out. He never got the chance to take off the pregnancy belly so it looked like he'd be stuck with it for awhile.

After House got another patient folder he went into the next exam room.

"What seems to be the problem Mrs.….Bradfew," House asked after looking down at the name.

"It's my mother doctor. She thinks that she can do magic," Mrs. Bradfew said.

"I can too Lilly," Pam said.

"See what I mean?" Lilly asked.

"So you brought her in here wasting my time and hers because she's getting old?" House asked.

"Doctor she's been like this for weeks. She'll say what she says are spells and then be all happy when a plant grows. But the thing is the plant hasn't grown," Lilly said.

"Nonsense it has too grown," Pam said starting to chant under her breath.

"Stop mom," Lilly said.

Instead of replying she kept it up. The only things that House heard were: make this and fertile.

"If you don't like it put her in a insane home," House said cutting himself off when he noticed that Pam was patty his stomach and smiling at it.

"Mom stop that!" Lilly stressed.

"Well…Just keep her away from things that she can do her magic on," House said.

He had to stop for a minute because he felt a tingling in his stomach but he dismissed that as nothing.

"Thanks a lot," Lilly said mad with House.

"Welcome," House said smiling as he watched them leave.

After they were gone House sat down to take off the pregnancy belly when James came in.

"What now?" House asked.

"Lunch time," James said.

"Ok," House said standing up.

Part of the reason that House had to sit more today was that with the weight of the belly he was hurting his leg more.

"So how has your day been going?" Wilson asked bumping into House's arm while in line.

"Good," House said.

When Wilson bumped into House he felt a large jolt of shock. House just figured that it was nothing.

"What have you been doing rubbing your feet across the carpet?" House asked he was paying of his salad which was actually a steak.

"No why would I?" Wilson asked.

"I don't know but you shocked me back there," House said.

"Well it is starting to become winter so that could have been it," Wilson said.

"Yeah but it wasn't," House said.

"Drop it House," Wilson said.

"Oh look here come the others," House said as he started eating.

"So how has your day been?" Wilson asked as they jointed them.

"You mean besides the fact that my back is killing me? Great," Foreman said.

"Stop being a pussy," House said.

"Look who's talking. You've been hiding in the clinic all day long," Wilson said.

"I'm working not hiding," House said mouth full of steak.

"That's gross," Allison said.

"Thank you," House said.

Once they were done with lunch House, Foreman, Cameron, and Chase went back to House's office. Wilson went back to his office to see if he had any patients.

"So what's the new case Cuddy needs us to work on?" House asked popping a vicodin in.

"We don't have one," Cameron said rubbing her stomach.

Before House could reply Cuddy came in.

"I see you're back," Cuddy said.

"Yeah because you said there was a new case," House said taking a seat.

"Yeah woman came into the ER vomiting and had swollen ankles," Cuddy said.

"Great," House said.

The rest of the day was spent working on the case. It was found out that the woman had diabetes.

After work the guys went home to get ready to go out. Since Wilson was still living with House, House let him drive. He said that it was because it was Wilson's turn but really House just wanted to save his gas.

Hooters…

"So how did you get away from the mother hen?" House asked after they took seats around the booth.

"She doesn't like these kind of places," Chase said.

"I just figured that it was because you didn't want her to see you drooling over them," House said pointing to the waitress.

"House," Wilson said in a warning tone.

"Awe look another mother hen," House said.

Instead of replying Wilson kicked House in his bad leg hard. That shut House up for awhile expect that he kept glaring at Wilson for doing that.

All in all the night went pretty well for the guys. House was the only one drunk the others were just tipsy. They knew House would pay for the hang over the next morning but they were quite happy because he deserved it. Now all Wilson had to do was hope that House didn't get sick in his car.

NExT CHAPTER: mood swings start kicking in