Title: What the Hell?

Summary: House puts his foot into his mouth this time.

Author: Mikesh

Part: 6
Warning: Mpreg for later chapters so if you don't like then please don't read.

Disclaimer: Don't own House but I wish I did.

AN: This takes place one month later

Today House was finally being able to come back to work. He'd been forced to take two weeks off to get his behavior under control. When he got back if it wasn't any better then he'd be suspended until it was.

House was just dragging his ass out of bed to go shower. He figured that he'd better shave since he hadn't done that in the two weeks he'd been off.

Once House got into the bathroom he was forced down on his knees as he puked up whatever he'd eaten last night came back up. He didn't know why but for some reason he'd been sick for the last three days. He'd hid it from Wilson who was still living with him. All he'd had to do was run the shower and Wilson couldn't hear him. House figured that it was just the flu coming on but he'd never admit to that to anyone.

It was while in the shower that House noticed something. He was just washing his stomach when he realized how sore it was. But it was only in the lower right corner that was sore. He couldn't figure it out. As House was feeling it he felt what felt like a pea in his stomach. He decided to put it in the back of his mind until the end of the day.

Once House was done with his shower he got out dried, shaved, and got dressed then he got on his bike and went to work.

"So how have your two weeks been?" Cameron asked as House came into the office.

"Great James and I sat around in our underwear drinking beer and eating junk food," House said.

"No seriously," Cameron said.

"Seriously I got some hookers and James and I went at it until the cops got called," House said smiling.

"Anyhow here's the new case," Cameron said sliding the folder over to House.

"How long have you had the case?" House asked taking a seat.

"Three days," Chase said.

"And you're just now bring it to me? I thought I taught you better then that," House said.

"We were told not to disturb you," Cameron said.

"By who?" House asked.

"Cuddy," Chase said.

"Well that figures. Next time come to me before you try killing the patient," House said.

"What?" Cameron asked.

"Just give me symptoms," House said standing up from his chair.

"Hey you ok?" Cameron asked when she noticed House sway on his feet.

"Symptoms," House said removing his hand from his face.

"House," Cameron said.

"Yeah I'm fine," House snapped. He knew he wasn't but he didn't want to be a patient in the hospital that he worked at.

"Ok," Cameron said and with that they started naming off symptoms.

By lunch time they'd figured it out. Turned out the patient had a vitamin problem with her blood.

"Hey you coming to lunch?" Cameron asked as they were heading towards the door but House had yet to follow.

"No I had a big breakfast," House said while trying to get the room to stop spinning.

"Oh ok," Cameron said leaving his office.

While they were gone House put his head down because he knew if he looked up then he'd probably be sick. That's the way this sickness seemed to work. Get sick in the mornings then feel fine until lunch. Then he'd start getting a sickness feeling in his stomach in less he ate but it was only certain things he could eat. House had found that he'd been reduced to eating mostly cracker and apples. Not much else would stay with him otherwise. But supper he was fine he could eat anything that he wanted to and it wouldn't bother him.

"Go away whoever you are," House said without even looking up.

"Well since you didn't come steal my food I figured that I'd come see what hooker you had. So where is she?" Wilson asked taking a seat by House.

"She left five minutes ago," House said with his head still down.

"Well since I see you didn't have lunch here's the chips you would have stolen," Wilson said passing them over to House.

"I had my fill with her," House said taking a deep breath.

"Ok whatever man. Keep them in case you change your mind," Wilson said getting up and leaving House's office.

House stayed with his head down until he heard the others coming back in. He then put his head up and almost got sick from the dizziness. If Cameron wasn't smart she'd tell House that he looked like shit but she didn't want to be on the end of his remarks. So she wisely kept her mouth shut.

Five hours later…

Just as Cameron and Chase were getting ready to leave for the day Cameron decided to say something to House.

"House this is going to sound crazy…" Cameron started to say before getting interrupted by House.

"Then don't say it," House said standing by his desk.

"But you seriously remind me of what I was like when I first found out I was pregnant," Cameron said chuckling.

"Must I remind you that I don't have the right equipment. Besides I don't fly that way," House said.

"I didn't say you did. You're sick House go take leave again," Cameron said.

"Already did that," House said half smiling at Cameron.

"See you tomorrow," Cameron said walking to the door where Chase was waiting for her.

House was just walking toward the door in the lobby when Cameron's words came back to him.

'Could I somehow gotten something like that?' House thought to himself hand on the door.

"No she's just talking craziness," House said out loud as he walked out the first set of doors.

That's when his hand brushed his stomach and he felt the pain again. He then turned around and walked back inside the building heading back towards a private exam room.

NExT CHAPTER: What is it House felt?

AN: yes I'm going to be mean and make you wait sorry about that.