Title: What the Hell?

Summary: House puts his foot into his mouth this time.

Author: Mikesh

Part: 8
Warning: Mpreg for later chapters so if you don't like then please don't read.

Disclaimer: Don't own House but I wish I did.

After Wilson left the exam room he went to House's office to see if he could get his friend out of there. When Wilson got to House's office he was no where to be found. That's when Wilson saw House limping towards the doors.

"House where are you going?" Wilson shouted after House

Instead of replying House just kept limping away. By time Wilson could get to House he was already gone. So Wilson got into his car and followed House. He wanted to make sure that House didn't do something stupid. They were a block from the apartment when it happened.

House was coming around a corner. He was looking behind him to see if Wilson was following him. He didn't realize he had went up onto the sidewalk until he ran smack into a brick wall. House was thrown off the bike which landed on top of him.

Wilson stopped his car and got out. While he was making sure that House was still alive he called 911. He told them everything that he knew and that he was a doctor. Now all he had to do was hope House didn't stop breathing while they waited for the ambulance.

Once the ambulance got there they loaded House up onto the stretcher and transformed him to PPTH. Wilson lied as to why he was following House. He knew he'd have to tell them but he thought that it really should be House telling and not him.

After they got House into a room Wilson stayed with him that night. House had been luckily. He had two broken legs, left arm broken, five ribs broke, knocked out some teeth, and cut above his right eyebrow that'd end up scaring later on. Somehow he managed to not puncher any vital organs which was good because it meant that he would only have to stay for awhile to give him ribs time to heal.

"What happened to him?" Cameron asked rushing into House's room.

Cuddy had told them that he'd been in an accident and his injuries but that's about all.

"He flipped his motor cycle because he was drunk," Wilson said.

He really hated telling people that but he knew he couldn't tell them the truth.

"What? You let him drive drunk?" Cameron asked pissed at Wilson.

"I wasn't even with him. I was coming home when I saw someone laying on the ground so I went over to see if they were alright and saw that it was House," Wilson said not looking at any of them.

Cameron could tell he was lying but decided to see if he'd come clean on his own.

"How long after did you find him?" Cameron asked hands on her hips.

"I don't know. I didn't see it happen so I couldn't tell you," Wilson said still not looking up.

"You're lying tell the truth," Cameron said.

"People may lie Cameron but I'm not," Wilson said.

"Then look me in the eye and tell me," Cameron said.

"I can't," Wilson said.

"So why can't you just tell the truth?" Cameron asked.

"Because it's not for me to tell," Wilson said.

"What?" Cameron asked.

"You'll have to ask House when he wakes up," Wilson said still sitting down.

"I will," Cameron said leaving because she knew that she needed to get to work and needed a bathroom break again.

"Call us when he wakes?" Chase asked.

"Will do," Wilson said.

"Bye," Chase said leaving before Wilson could say anything else.

"You better wake up you stubborn bustard because I'm not cleaning up your mess this time," Wilson said heading towards the door.

The next thing House knew he was waking up in Hospital. He didn't remember the accident at all. He looked around to see if anyone was in the room but there wasn't. So he went back to sleep.

At lunch time Wilson, Chase, Cameron, and Foreman went into House's room to eat because they were going to watch TV. They figured that it was the best place to go to get away from Stacy who'd been bugging them on what had happened to House.

"So how long do you say before he wakes?" Chase asked.

"I say he wakes now," House said waking up.

That made the rest of them jump in the room. They hadn't been excepting that.

"Hey how are you feeling?" Cameron asked.

"I feel like shit," House said.

"Well that's the way you look," Wilson said taking a bit of his chicken and noodles.

"Thanks I love you too," House said lifting his head up.

"Do you want something to eat?" Cameron asked after glaring at Wilson for the comment.

"Sure," House said noticing that he didn't feel sick for once.

"So what happened?" House asked once Cameron left.

"You flipped your bike," Wilson said watching the TV.

"Yes I know that. I mean on General Hospital," House said.

"Don't know this one slept with this one and that one is engaged to that one," Wilson said pointing out different people.

"Figured that she'd get married to him," House said sitting up as best as he could.

"Well that's usually how it goes," Wilson said.

"Yeah it is," House said seeing Cameron coming back in.

"Here you go," Cameron said setting down some soup for House.

"Pretty sad when the pregnant woman has to go when the boyfriend is just sitting on his ass," House said regretting it as soon as he said it.

It wasn't the comment itself but saying pregnancy was what he didn't like to say. He still didn't believe he could have been pregnant. He figured that he wasn't now because of the accident. No he didn't run into the brick wall to try and kill the baby he hadn't meant to do it.

"Shut up House," Chase said giving him the evil eye.

"Touchy," House said starting to eat.

"Whatever," Chase said just rolling his eyes at House.

After they were done with lunch they started to leave when House called one of them back.

"Wilson stay for a minute," House said.

"What?" Wilson asked coming back into the room.

"So how is…" House said trialing off while looking down towards his stomach.

"I don't know haven't checked," Wilson said.

"It's probably gone no way can anything that small can survive a impact like that," House said.

"Did you run into that wall on purpose?" Wilson asked with a look of disgust on his face.

He couldn't believe that House would run into a brick wall to get rid of it. He could have ended up dying in the process.

"House you ran into a brick wall?" Stacy asked coming into the room.

"No I ran into a fat woman," House said.

"House," Stacy said in a warring tone.

"What don't like that I ran into your mother?" House asked.

Yes he still wanted to be with Stacy very badly but he wasn't going to let a remark get away even if it was on her.

"Did you run into a brick wall?" Stacy asked again.

"Maybe what's it to you?" House asked.

"I need to know if we need to send you for a phy elevation," Stacy said coming over to House's bed.

"No I didn't run into a brick wall just to run into one. I wasn't paying attention and somehow ended up in one," House said.

"Good to hear you weren't trying to end your life," Stacy said.

"Well I'll see you two later," Wilson said since he'd gotten his answer.

"Stop by after work and we'll drink it up," House said.

"See you later," Wilson said rolling his eyes at House.

"Bring the drinks," House shouted after Wilson.

"House what happened?" Stacy asked.

"I ran into a brick wall because I wasn't paying attention. Why? You care what happens to me now?" House asked.

He knew he was being a dick but he couldn't care less.

"What would you do if I told you I did care if you try to kill yourself? What then?" Stacy asked standing over House's bed.

"Well I didn't' try to because if I had then I'd be dead," House said.

"Don't say that," Stacy said.

"Why? If I'm gone I'm out of your and Cuddy's hair," House said.

"Yeah and then I'd have to bring you back so I could kill you myself," Stacy said.

"What do you care? You're with Mark now," House said.

"Was with Mark," Stacy said starting to leave.

"What do you mean was?" House asked grabbing her arm.

"We're filing for divorce," Stacy said.

"What he can't handle being married to a lawyer?" House asked.

"No he cheated on me with his coworker," Stacy said not looking House in the eye.

"You're better off without him," House said wiping a tear from Stacy's cheek.

"Yeah that's what I thought about you," Stacy said walking out of the room.

For the rest of the day House was left on his own which was how he liked it. At the end of the day Cameron, Foreman, and Chase came to say good-bye. Wilson came up about half an hour later but Stacy wasn't with him.

"So did you bring the drinks?" House asked.

"No but I did bring this," Wilson said holding up a portable ultrasound.

"Why?" House asked.

"To check and see if you still have it," Wilson said.

"Come on there's no way in hell it could have survived the impact. Besides didn't the bike fall right on there?" House asked.

"Yeah it did but you haven't bled so in less it got restored into your body you still have it," Wilson said lifting up House's gown. He had closed the curtain so that if anyone walked by they wouldn't see what was going on inside.

"So I'm right hmm?" House asked smiling at Wilson.

"No you're wrong. Look for yourself," Wilson said showing House that he was in fact still pregnant.

"Good one James. But one thing it's not Aprils fouls," House said.

"Not joking," Wilson said cleaning off House's stomach and putting the gown back down.

"Well you stick to your story. But there's no way in hell am I expecting," House said.

"I don't care what you think you are," Wilson said taking a seat.

"No I'm not," House said.

"Do you want to hear the heart beat?" Wilson asked.

"Sure," House said.

So standing back up and pulling House's gown back up Wilson re-applied jell to House's stomach. Once House heart the heart beat he knew there was no denying it anymore. But it didn't mean he had to accept it.

"So what are you going to do?" Wilson asked.

"Get rid of it. Not normal for a man to become pregnant. And I'm not going to be the exception," House said.

Really it was because he didn't know who the other parent was. And quite frankly he was afraid to know who it was.

"Just think about it," Wilson said.

"Ok…umm no," House said.

"Fine but another thing you may want to stop the vicodin," Wilson said.

"And live with pain in my leg? I think not. Besides I'm not planning on having it," House said.

"Fine have it your way. But before you go and have it done think about it. You've always wanted kids and this could be your last chance," Wilson said leaving the room.

NEXT CHAPTER: Does he keep it? Who's the father? And who comes to visit him?