Title: What the Hell?
Summary: House puts his foot into his mouth this time.
Author: Mikesh
Part: 9
Warning:
Mpreg for later chapters so if you don't like then please don't
read.
Disclaimer: Don't own House but I wish I did.
AN: This chapter takes place two days later
House had yet to go through with killing his child. He really didn't think of it as a child but as some sort of tumor that had a heartbeat to it.
Besides Wilson none of the others knew yet about it. He wasn't about to let them know because he didn't want to be the laughing stock of the hospital.
The one thing that kept bugging House was how the hell he could have gotten…since he hadn't had sex in over two years and he hadn't been on drugs besides his vicodin so his body hadn't been altered somehow.
House was just about to drift off to sleep when there was a knock at his door.
"Come in," House said figuring that it'd be Cameron since she came and visited him the most.
"Mr. House?" asked a little old woman.
"Yes," House said.
"It worked!" said the little old woman.
"Excuse me?" House asked wondering if he should push to call a nurse. Not that a nurse was likely to come since he'd been bugging them for the last two days.
"It worked, it worked, it worked," the woman said bouncing up and down.
"Tell me who the hell you are or I will call the police," House said.
This woman was quite freaking him out.
"I'm Mrs. Bradfew. I see that you're expecting just like I knew I could do," the woman said.
"What the hell are you talking about?" House asked reaching for his cane that he forgot wasn't there.
"You saw me about two months ago. My daughter says I'm crazy but really I'm not. I wanted to prove to you that I could do magic. Now you're carrying a baby," the woman said.
"Let me guess it's yours?" House asked.
"No, no silly it's whoever touched you after I left," Mrs. Bradfew said smiling.
"Mother what are you doing in here?" Mrs. Bradfew asked coming into House's room.
"Talking to the nice doctor," Mrs. Bradfew said.
"I'm sorry doctor," Mrs. Bradfew said not looking at House.
"Just get her out of here," House said.
"Wait you're the doctor that didn't believe me. Now you believe me?" Mrs. Bradfew asked looking up at House.
"Yes now go," House said.
"No I want to know why didn't' you believe me?" Mrs. Bradfew asked.
"It doesn't matter it's over with get go," House said. By this point he was ready to scream bloody murder if he had to.
"Yes it does. I want an answer," Mrs. Bradfew said putting her hands on her hips.
"Nurse!" House started shouting at the top of his lungs.
"You don't have to be so rude," Mrs. Bradfew said snobbishly.
"What House?" Betty asked coming into his room.
"Get them out!" House shouted.
"Who?" Betty asked not seeing anyone.
"Them," House said. That's when he realized that there was no one there anymore.
What House hadn't realized was A) he'd put his hand on his stomach in a protective manner and B) Betty was bring over some drugs to put him out. She decided that she needed to go talk to Cuddy because this was way out of character for House.
Two hours later…
The first thing House noticed when he woke up was Wilson standing over him with a flashlight in his eyes.
"You're dead meat Wilson," House said trying to sit up but found that he couldn't due to two set of arms holding him down.
"House do you remember what happened?" Wilson asked leaning over House but making sure that House couldn't grab his tie.
"Yeah that crazy woman from two months ago came back and started saying weird shit to me," House said.
"House no one's been in here to visit you except us," Cameron said.
"Then how do you explain her coming in along with her daughter?" House asked.
"It must have been your meds. House no ones been in here today expect us," Cameron said.
"I'm not crazy! Don't you try to make me out to be!" House yelled trying to fight Cameron but she was stronger then she looked now a days.
"Cameron can you leave us alone for awhile?" Wilson asked.
"Sure," Cameron said.
"Please tell me that you believe me," House said.
"Yes I do. And I've always wanted to say this. House I love you and want to marry you," Wilson said getting down on one knee.
"What the hell?" House asked.
"House wake up," a male voice said.
"What's going on?" House asked opening his eyes to see that Wilson was standing over him.
"You were dreaming," Chase said.
"You did see the woman that was in here right?" House asked.
"No but we did see her and her mother on camera," Wilson said.
"Thank God," House said sitting up a little bit.
"By the way you didn't try to propose to me did you?" House asked.
"Hell no! I maybe living with you but I don't want to be married to you," Wilson said.
"Oh thank God," House said putting his hand over his heart.
"Do you remember what Mrs. Bradfew said to you?" Cameron asked.
"Yeah but I'm not telling you," House said.
"House you need to tell us. They've got both women in custody but both are denying that they ever came here," Cameron said.
"Well you three get on out of here so mommy and daddy can talk about you behind your backs," House said shoeing Chase, Cameron, and Foreman out of the room.
"Go ahead guys I'll let you know what he says," Wilson said looking up at the three of them.
"Ok," Cameron said not really wanting to leave.
"Come on they're just going to end up giving each other hair tips," Foreman said.
"Watch it I do hold your paycheck," House said.
"And Cuddy holds yours," Foreman said walking out the door followed by the other two.
"So what did she say now?" Wilson asked once he was sure that the others were gone.
"Shut the door and curtains," House said.
"Ok," Wilson said going over to do just that.
"So what did she say?" Wilson asked coming back over to House's bed.
"She said that she's the one that made me pregnant. And how she was happy because she proved to me that she could do magic," House said.
"Ok," Wilson said trying not to laugh.
"Hey don't laugh it's your child," House said.
"God House what kind of drugs have they been slipping you lately?" Wilson asked cracking up.
"Well if you don't want this child then you can just leave us alone," House said folding his arms over his chest while huffing.
"Come on House. You know we haven't done anything so how could I be the father?" Wilson asked.
"You're the last one that touched me so you're the father," House said arms still folded over his chest.
"What? I've never touched you," Wilson said.
"Not that way. You touched my shoulder or something that day. Apparently that's how you my boy got me pregnant," House said acting very gay.
"Cut the gay crap. How did my DNA get into you? You were wearing clothes," Wilson said.
"The hell if I know. All I know is I'm pregnant with your bloody child. Talk about a messed up friendship," House said.
"Sorry to inform you but this friendship has always been messed up," Wilson said laughing.
"Yeah it has and it's about to get more messed up," House said.
"Well it isn't my fault because I'm not the one that had to offend a patient," Wilson said.
"Hey! I didn't. I was rooting for her but I'm not now," House said by this time he'd lowered his arms from his chest.
"Well we'll have to continue this conversation later tonight right now I have patients to go save," Wilson said getting up from his seat.
"Come by after work?" House asked.
"Yeah see you later," Wilson said.
"Thank," House said to himself.
After work that night Wilson didn't come by. He instead went to House's place. He needed time to figure this all out. He couldn't believe that he could be having a child with his friend. Ok that was just messed up in Wilson's book but it was happening.
House wasn't real happy that Wilson didn't come by so he called his house but no one answered the phone. So now all he got to do was lay here thinking things over.
'God my life is messed up already it doesn't need more to mess it up,' House thought to himself.
Wilson didn't come see House the next day or the day after that. He didn't go see him until three days before he was to get out.
NEXT CHAPTER: House's reaction to Wilson finally coming around/what did they decide to do?