Title: What the Hell?

Summary: House puts his foot into his mouth this time.

Author: Mikesh

Part: 10
Warning: Mpreg for later chapters so if you don't like then please don't read.

Disclaimer: Don't own House but I wish I did.

AN: This chapter takes place October 1st. I'm figuring that House would have been in the hospital for about three weeks so right now it's been two weeks and two days.

It's Tuesday right now.

Today Wilson left early for work so he could stop by and talk to House. Once he got to the hospital he went to the nurse's station to make sure House was in the same room still. He had been talking to Cameron about how House was. She said he was bored and ready to get out of there.

"Come in," House said after Wilson knocked.

"Hey," Wilson said stepping inside.

"Oh look you decided to finally show up. What got custody papers saying that I can't terminate the pregnancy? Well too late for that," House said.

"No I came here to talk to you. But if you're going to be a dick about it I'll leave," Wilson said hand on the door handle.

"Get in here," House said.

"What? Changing your mind?" Wilson asked.

"No I just don't want everyone to hear you talking," House said.

"I'm not the one being loud," Wilson said coming over to the side of House's bed.

"So what did you want?" House asked.

"Came to see how you are," Wilson said.

"Three days of no saying hey got something I have to do. You just think I'm going to let you waz back into my life?" House asked.

"Ok you are sounding like a drama queen now," Wilson said getting up.

"Well I can't help that. It's your fault if you hadn't knocked me up then I wouldn't be acting this way," House said fake sniffling.

"I'm out of here," Wilson said getting up from his seat.

"Not until I say you can," House said grabbing Wilson's upper arm.

"What did you want?" House asked still holding onto Wilson's arm.

"Just to talk," Wilson said.

"Where have you been for the last three days?" House asked.

"Around. Are you my mother now?" Wilson asked.

"I didn't say I was. If you've been around why haven't you stopped by?" House asked loosing his grip on Wilson's arm.

"Because I've been busy," Wilson said.

"All night long?" House asked.

"No," Wilson said finally taking a seat.

"Then why didn't' you answer my phone when I called or your phone for that matter?" House asked.

"Because I've been busy," Wilson said.

"Stop lying. I know you're hiding something so just spit it out," House said.

"I needed to think about the fact that I could end up being a father," Wilson said.

"Who says I'm keeping it?" House asked.

"No one but still I needed to know if I'm prepared for fatherhood should you decide to keep it," Wilson said.

"So what did you come up with?" House asked.

"That I need to go before Cuddy comes looking for me," Wilson said reading his beeper.

"She can wait. What did you figure out?" House asked.

He was questioning Wilson on it because he'd had the same thoughts running in his head over the last couple of days.

"I'll come by after work and we'll talk more," Wilson said getting up but making sure House couldn't grab his arm again.

"That's what you said the last time," House said.

"But this time I'll come back," Wilson said hand on the door knob.

"Whatever," House said.

So with that Wilson left to head to his office. Until lunch time House slept, think stuff over, and sleep some more. When lunch time came Cameron, Chase, and Foreman came to eat with House. Wilson didn't because he was with a patient which House thought was a bull shit accuse but this time it was for real.

Once Wilson was done for the day he went see House again like he said he would.

"So you actually came," House said putting down his ball that he'd gotten Cameron to bring to him.

"Told you I would," Wilson said taking a seat.

"That's what you said last time and didn't," House said.

"That was then this is now," Wilson said.

"So what did you come up with?" House asked.

"About the baby?" Wilson asked.

"No about us silly," House said fluttering his eyelashes.

"I'm came to the decision that I'll support whatever you decide to do. If you don't want to have it then don't. If you do then I'll help pay medical bills," Wilson said.

"What if I told you that I don't know?" House asked.

"Then I'd say that you need to make up your mind before the end of next month," Wilson said.

"Will you love this child?" House asked hand hovering over his stomach.

"Yes," Wilson said not looking at House.

"Why?" House asked not looking at Wilson.

"Because this is my child no matter how it was conceived," Wilson said.

"And what it's not my child?" House asked looking at Wilson.

"Yeah it is. That's why I'm not trying to push you into doing what I want to see happen," Wilson said.

"So you'll take care of this child no matter what happens? You won't let the hospital get their greedy hands on it?" House asked.

"Why are you talking in third person? You act like you're going to ditch the kid and run for the hills after it's birth," Wilson said.

"I talk that way because the chances of me surviving are slim to none. Hell the kid has a better chance of surviving," House said.

"So are you saying you are going through with it? Or you're not and this is your twisted way of telling me?" Wilson asked.

"Oh so you do want me to have it?" House asked.

"Not what I said. It's your decision House not mine. I'm not the one that has to live with myself," Wilson said.

"Hey! I can live with myself just fine," House said.

"But could you if you got rid of it?" Wilson asked.

"Yes," House said while thinking 'No I couldn't'

"Well at the end of the day it's your choice not mine. Do what you want," Wilson said.

"No I thought it was you," House said getting smart again.

"Do whatever. I'm going home to rest up. It's been a long day," Wilson said getting up from the chair.

"Need you to make me a promise," House said grabbing Wilson's upper arm.

"You're just as annoying without your cane as you are with," Wilson said.

"That promise?" House asked.

"What is it?" Wilson asked feeling House let up on his arm.

"You'll look after this child no matter what happens and that you'll not let the hospital get their greedy hands on it," House said.

"I promise I won't let Stacy get her hands on the child that no one kills you when you start being a real bastard," Wilson said chuckling.

"Thank," House said smirking at Wilson.

"Well that's what friends are for," Wilson said.

"What be a pain in the ass?" House asked.

"No that's what you're for," Wilson said.

"So what made you decide to keep it?" Wilson asked.

"Well I like weird stuff so this fits in my book just fine," House said.

"Hmm.," Wilson said.

"Well you can go now I need my beauty sleep," House said starting to scoot down so he could lay down.

"Then you better sleep for a week," Wilson said under his breath.

"I heard that," House said as Wilson was leaving.

"See you tomorrow," Wilson said.

"Yeah, yeah now go," House said starting to close his eyes.

Instead of replying Wilson just rolled his eyes as he was walking out of the door.

NEXT CHAPTER: House gets out of the hospital

AN: If any of you thought that I made House too opened sorry about that. I just felt that he'd be more willing to open up to Wilson since they are friends. But don't worry he will be pissy and angry too.