Title: What the Hell?

Summary: House puts his foot into his mouth this time.

Author: Mikesh

Part: 11
Warning: Mpreg for later chapters so if you don't like then please don't read.

Disclaimer: Don't own House but I wish I did.

It had been three days since Wilson had found out that House had planned to keep the baby. He did go talk to him but neither brought up the baby. House just didn't want to talk about it and Wilson was fine with that. Foreman, Chase, and Cameron didn't know yet about the baby because House wanted to wait until he got out of the hospital. He was going to tell them along with Cuddy and Stacy once he started back to work which would be Monday morning.

After work today House would be going home with Wilson. Foreman, Chase, and Cameron were going to see him off. They were happy that they'd have a boss again because it meant that maybe they'd actually have a case again.

While everyone else was working House was sitting in bed thinking how nice it would be to finally be able to get home and into his own bed. He'd been complaining to go home ever since he'd gotten here but Cuddy wasn't budging. She wanted to make sure he was healing right before she sent him on his way. So here it was three weeks later and finally he got to be going home.

5 O'clock

"So you ready to go?" Wilson asked coming into House's room.

Cameron had come in earlier to pack the stuff that Wilson had brought for him from home.

"I've been ready," House said.

"Well come on then," Wilson said standing by the door.

"Nice try. Get your ass over here," House said.

"Magic word?" Wilson asked.

"Now!" House said.

"Not it," Wilson said.

He loved teasing House because he knew without him then he couldn't go anywhere.

"Now or you start living on the street?" House said.

"Just say please," Cameron said coming into House's room.

"There she said it for me," House said.

"Yeah but it didn't come from your mouth," Wilson said.

When Wilson realized that House wasn't going to say it he finally went over to him to et him.

"Knew you'd cave in," House said.

"I came over here doesn't mean I'm putting you in the wheelchair," Wilson said.

"Fine please," House said through clinched teeth while sending Wilson the evil eye.

"Now was that so hard?" Wilson asked removing the bed rail on the right hand side.

"Just get me in there," House said.

"Fine, fine," Wilson said.

Since House didn't want anyone touching his ass Wilson had to pick him up by placing his right arm right where House's cast stared which was right where he bend his knees and his left arm in the middle of House's back.

It was a little hard but finally House was in the wheelchair.

"What no special chair?" House asked removing his right arm from Wilson's neck.

"Be happy you even get one," Wilson said a little out of breath.

"Let's go," House said.

"Here I'll take him," Cameron said starting to wheel House of the room. Wilson grabbed his and House's bags and then he was off.

House noticed that some of the nurses had come out to say good bye. He knew it was because they were happy that he was getting out of their hair finally.

When House got outside he noticed that Wilson had rented a handicap van so it'd be easier to get him in and out of the van.

Once they got home House noticed that someone had put up a banner and some balloons. He figured that it was Cameron that'd put them up but he was touched by it.

NExT CHPATER: House goes back to work. How do his co-workers take it that he's expecting?