Title: What the Hell?

Summary: House puts his foot into his mouth this time.

Author: Mikesh

Part: 13
Warning: Mpreg for later chapters so if you don't like then please don't read.

Disclaimer: Don't own House but I wish I did.

Today wasn't House's day. Ever since he'd came into today he'd been told by everyone to stop taking his vicodin. He was taking it now because his leg had started to act up again.

The last person to tell him was Wilson who got told to shove it.

"If you're all here to tell me to stop taking the vicodin get out," House said seeing Stacy, Foreman, Chase, Cameron, Cuddy, and Wilson coming back into his office.

"Not only that but also you can no longer get a refill for it herein the hospital. Anyone who gives you one will be fired immediately," Cuddy said.

"Well how do you know that I haven't gotten a refill that'll last me the rest of this thing?" House asked.

"Because I cleaned the apartment of any vicodin along with your office last night. So the only bottle is the one you have," Wilson said.

"Well you just don't know my hiding places," House said.

"Foreman helped so we have them all," Wilson said.

"You can't do this to a patient," House said.

"Well you're no longer a patient and yes I can do it," Cuddy said.

"What gives you the right?" House asked.

"I do," Stacy said.

"Bitch," House said.

"Love you too honey," Stacy said.

"Stop the both of you. I'm doing this for your own good. You're hooked House. If you don't get off now you never will," Cuddy said.

"One problem the with drawls could kill my child then all of you would be liable," House said.

"Well we're willing to take that chance. And yes Wilson is willing too," Cuddy said.

"Get out all of you," House said pissed that his vicodin was no more.

After that everyone except Wilson left to go do what they had been doing.

"That did mean you too," House said.

"I will once you had your vicodin over," Wilson said holding out his hand.

"Fuck off I'm not giving you my meds," House said.

"That's fine I'll just do this," Wilson said going over to House and getting it out of his pocket and leaving the office before House could even get out of the office. By time House got out of his office Wilson was gone.

So to say that House was having a bad day was a understatement it was a horrible day.

NEXT CHAPTER: House not only goes through withdrawal but something else.