Title: What the Hell?

Summary: House puts his foot into his mouth this time.

Author: Mikesh

Part: 17
Warning: Mpreg for later chapters so if you don't like then please don't read.

Disclaimer: Don't own House but I wish I did.

AN: this takes place a week later

The last week had been hell for House. Ever since loosing the baby he'd been sick, tired, and all around worn out. Wilson was still living at the hotel while Foreman was still living at House's place.

House had just gotten to the hospital when he had to go to the men's room to go get sick.

'You're just making yourself sick. Stop it!' House thought to himself.

After House was done getting sick he went back into his office to find is team, Stacy, Cuddy, and Wilson in there.

"What are you all doing here?" House asked.

"We've came to put a end to you being in denial," Cameron said.

"What are you talking about?" House asked.

"There's something wrong with you and you need to get checked out," Cameron said.

"Yeah I've been my regular old self. How about you?" House asked starting to roll back to his desk. Or he would have had Cameron not grabbed onto his wheelchair.

"House come on you've been sick and pale for the last week. There's something wrong and we need to find out what," Cameron said.

"I'll make you a deal you all go do what you do and tonight if I still look like shit in your opinion then I'll go see someone," House said.

"Fine but you will be seeing Wilson after work," Cameron said.

"Hell no!" Wilson said.

"What afraid what I'll do?" House asked.

"No but I'm not your doctor. Have Cuddy do it," Wilson said.

"We voted and you lost," Stacy said.

"Fine," Wilson said glaring at them all.

"Ok now go find us a new case," House said.

Everyone left House be in his office.

When Wilson came back he found House throwing his ball around. Oh and actually checking his mail for once in his life.

"What do you want?" House asked not stopping his throwing the ball against the wall and catching it again game.

"We need to talk," Wilson said.

"Shoot," House said.

"You didn't loose the baby," Wilson said not sitting down.

That made House drop the ball. He was shocked at first then angry with Wilson for accusing him of lying.

"Yes I did. You have no right to tell me what did or didn't happen!" House shouted pointing his cane at Wilson.

"Well that's not what your test results show," Wilson said starting for the door.

"What the hell was that for?" Wilson asked turning around after House threw his ball at his head.

"For accusing me of something that's not true," House said cold anger in his eyes.

"I didn't accuse you of anything," Wilson said picking up the ball it throwing it right at House's stomach.

"Are you fucking insane? You could have really hurt…me," House said clutching his stomach.

"What were you going to say baby?" Wilson asked.

"Maybe I was," House said trying to catch his breath still.

"That's what I thought," Wilson said turning towards the door again.

He had planned to leave but the next thing he knew he was feeling something hitting him in the back of the head.

"That's what you get for hitting me in the stomach," House said.

Wilson put his hand up to the back of his head to see what it was. He pulled it back to find out that it was puke in his hair.

"What the hell is going on in here?" Cuddy yelled.

"Ask him!" Wilson shouted leaving to go hit the showers.

"What did you do this time?" Cuddy asked.

"What? It's his fault," House said still holding his stomach. For some reason it really hurt.

"But you didn't have to puke on him," Cuddy said.

"He deserved it," House said trying to not show his pain.

Cuddy wanted to get out of the office as fast as she could. There was puke on the floor, desk, wall, and door.

"I'll go get someone to clean this up," Cuddy said.

"And I'll be in the bathroom," House said.

"No you're going to be in a exam room," Cuddy said.

"Like hell I am," House said.

"Either you get into one within ten minutes or you're suspended for a week with no pay," Cuddy said.

"Try it. I'll just get the lawyer on you," House said. No this time Gregory House wasn't joking around.

"If I have to House I will get the big guys to take you to one," Cuddy said hands on her hips.

"Try it. See where it gets you," House said.

"I'm not afraid of you House. Stacy and your team will back me up," Cuddy said.

"Yeah because they're a bunch of pansies," House said.

"I'm not doing this with you House. either get into a exam room or you will be suspended on the grounds of endangering the well fair of a child," Cuddy said.

"What are you talking about? Don't have a child there's nothing in here," House said hitting his stomach regretting it as soon as he did that.

"That's your choices so take your pick," Cuddy said starting the leave the office.

House sat in his office for about five minutes and then left to head to Cuddy's office to see what exam room she wanted him in.

He didn't believe that he could be pregnant still but he did want to know what the hell Wilson had been talking about.

"Yes?" Cuddy asked hearing House coming in.

"What exam room?" House asked not happy at all.

"354," Cuddy said.

"Fine," House said wheeling himself out of the office. He never saw the smirk on Cuddy's face.

'I knew you'd give in,' Cuddy thought to herself going to go to the exam room.

Next Chapter: find out what's going on.