Title: What the Hell?

Summary: House puts his foot into his mouth this time.

Author: Mikesh

Part: 19
Warning: Mpreg for later chapters so if you don't like then please don't read.

Disclaimer: Don't own House but I wish I did.

AN: THANKS FOR ALL OF THE REVIEW!

For the last two weeks for House had been hell. He'd been going through with drawl and it'd hit him harder this time then the last time.

Wilson had been allowed back into the house because House wanted someone that wouldn't put up with his shit like Foreman would. He knew he needed someone to help him through it so he'd chosen Wilson.

For the last couple of weeks Stacy and Wilson had been taking turns staying up with House while he went through the withdrawal. House had decided that he didn't' want a repeat of last time so he'd decided to wear the heart monitor. So far so good.

Today was the first day that House would be going back to work and it was the day that he entered his third month of pregnancy.

"So what's on the agenda today?" House asked entering the office.

"Sit around and be bored," Cameron said.

"Well go send your man to go find a case," House said.

Today was a good day for him. He was in a happy mood for right now.

"You go," Chase said.

"Wheelchair bound here," House said.

"What was that?" House asked hearing Chase mumble under his breath.

"Nothing," Chase said leaving the office.

"Ok what's up with you today?" Foreman asked.

"What do you mean?" House asked getting himself a cup of coffee.

"No coffee House," Cameron said taking the cup from hands.

"And why not?" House asked.

"Caffeine is bad for babies," Cameron said taking a drink from her cup.

"So it's ok for you to but not me?" House asked getting mad.

"I'm drinking tea," Cameron said.

"Gross," House said.

"Still not getting coffee," Cameron said holding his cup high enough that he wouldn't be able to reach it.

"That's what you think," House said taking the coffee pot and going into his office.

"Nope," Cameron said coming in and taking it from him.

"Ok woman now you're just pissing me off," House said.

"That's what you get when you have kids," Cameron said.

"We'll see about that," House said going out of his office.

"Wilson stop him," Cameron shouted.

"Why?" Wilson asked.

"He's going for coffee," Cameron said.

"Doesn't have any money so he can't get it," Wilson said.

"How do you know?" Cameron asked.

"Because I have it," Wilson said smiling while holding up a bag of change.

House had decided that he needed to start carrying change with him since Wilson wasn't buying anymore.

"See I got my coffee," House said holding up a cup.

"You did," Wilson said grabbing it out of his hand.

"Ok you people are really pissing me off now," House said.

He would have rammed Wilson in the knee but he knew that'd be a bad idea since Wilson had to take him home tonight.

"Hey you should have known that coffee was out," Wilson said.

"Doesn't mean I have to cut it out," House said.

"Well you're in for sacrifices now so get used to it," Wilson said.

"Grr," House said going into the office.

"Did he just growl at me?" Wilson asked raising an eye brow.

"Yeah he did," Cameron said.

"Thought so," Wilson said heading back to his office.

"So did you find a new case?" House asked folding his arms over his chest while glaring at Chase when he came back into the office.

"No…what's wrong with him?" Chase asked Cameron.

"He's pissed that he can't have coffee," Cameron said.

"I can hear you," House said.

"Hmm," Chase said.

"Go get a case," House said.

"There's none to be gotten," Chase said.

"I don't care go find one," House said.

"Ok," Chase said leaving the office.

He just wanted to get away from his boss.

"Here drink this," Cameron said handing House a cup.

"What is it?" House asked glaring at it.

"Tea it'll help you," Cameron said.

"The only thing that'll help is coffee," House said sitting the cup kind of hard onto the table.

"Fine be a pain in the ass but do it somewhere else," Cameron said taking a seat.

"Some pretty big words for someone who was like this just a couple of months ago," House said.

"I had my reasons. You're just being an ass today. You've already had two cups," Cameron said.

"What ever. I'll be in my office leave me alone," House said going into the office.

"God this going to fun," Foreman said rubbing his hand over his face.

"Yeah it'll be great," Cameron said.

While House sat in his office everyone else went to lunch. He was throwing his ball against the wall and catching it again.

"Hungry?" Wilson asked.

"No," House said.

"Here you go," Wilson said handing House a sandwich.

"I'm not hungry," House said.

"Fine starve but don't go whining to Cuddy that I don't' feed you," Wilson said knowing that House would do that just to see Cuddy's reaction. After he said that he left the office to go back to his.

As soon as Wilson was gone the sandwich went into the trashcan.

As the week went on House still kept having his pissing matches and Cameron kept trying to help House. Finally on Friday he decided that he'd try the tea that she had. He found that it was quite good. When he asked her what was in it she told him it was honey and one cub of sugar but not to let Chase know that part.

Two weeks later…

"What do you want House?" Cameron asked coming into hs office.

"House? House this isn't funny," Cameron said not seeing him in his office.

So she went to the conference room where the lights were out.

"Surprise!" everyone shouted.

The group consisted of: Stacy, Foreman, Cuddy, Chase, Wilson, and House.

"What? What's going on?" Cameron asked.

"Baby shower," Stacy said smiling.

"Your idea?" Cameron asked.

"House?" Cameron asked shocked when she saw who Stacy was pointing to.

"No I was just forced to help her," House said getting off his seat with the help of his cane.

Finally he'd been given the ok to start walking again. House was quite happy to have the casts off finally.

"What about that big case we have?" Cameron asked.

"Lied," Chase said.

"Figures," Cameron said.

"Well everyone lies," House said.

"Yes I know this," Cameron said.

"Well here you go," Chase said bring some punch to Cameron.

"Thanks," Cameron said kissing Chase.

"Welcome," Chase said.

"Oh present time before I barf," House said.

"You're such a sweet heart," Stacy said.

"That's why you like me," House said.

"No I don't," Stacy said glaring at House.

"Yes you do," House said.

"No," Stacy said.

"Stop," Wilson said seeing where this was going.

"Go ahead," Stacy said seeing that Cameron was ready to open her present.

"Thank you," Cameron said ready to cry.

"Welcome," Stacy said.

It was a book of children fairy tales.

"Thanks," Cameron said wiping her eyes with the tissue that House handed her.

House of course didn't answer Cameron he just walked off. He'd started carrying tissues with him lately because he found that he seemed to get a little teary eyed with General Hospital.

"Here you go," Cuddy said.

Cuddy ended up getting baby clothes and two blankets. Foreman got a gift card to a baby store so that they could get whatever they wanted. Wilson ended up getting the same thing as Foreman. House got them nothing or that's what they thought. Once Cameron and Chase got home they found a gift basket filled with baby gifts.

Chase now his presents wasn't one to be forgotten very soon.

"Ok I know we pretty much went from co-workers to expected parents but will you do me the honor of marrying me?" Chase asked down on one knee.

"Show her the ring dude," House said.

Yes he was teary eyed but he wasn't about to let anyone know that.

"Shut up House," Cameron said glaring at him. Yes Chase had forgotten to get the ring out but that was because he was nervous.

"House are you crying?" Wilson asked looking over at House.

"No got something in my eye," House said rubbing his eye. Well he was more wiping it but tried to make it look like he was rubbing it.

"Yes Chase I'll marry you," Cameron said wiping at her own eyes.

Instead of replying Chase just slipped the ring on Cameron's finger while smiling eye to eye.

"Congratulations!" Stacy said smiling at the couple.

"Thanks," Cameron said smiling a watery smile.

"Congrads man," Foreman said going over to Chase.

"Thanks," Chase said smiling.

"Well now you just have to do the marriage and then it goes down hill from there," House said.

"I'll take that as congratulations," Chase said arching an eyebrow.

"Cake time," House said.

"You would say that," Wilson said chuckling at his friend.

Instead of replying House glared at Wilson.

After they did eat the cake Chase and the rest helped clean up the conference room so that House would stop complaining.

"You know you could actually help," Stacy said.

"And ruin my reputation? I think not," House said.

After they cleaned up House sent Chase off to find a case. That's what he would tell people but really Chase had went to take the stuff down to his car. So that way it was out of House's way.

NEXT CHPATER: House doesn't have a good day.