Title: What the Hell?
Summary: House puts his foot into his mouth this time.
Author: Mikesh
Part: 21
Warning:
Mpreg for later chapters so if you don't like then please don't
read.
Disclaimer: Don't own House but I wish I did.
AN: takes place two days before Christmas
Today House had hit the four month mark. And he was finding that now he did have to go up two sizes in pants. He hadn't been happy about that at all. But he knew it was going to happen so he just had to take it with a grain of salt. That's what normal people would have done but not House.
"Come on you can't even fit into your pants anymore. Why not just go get some more?" Wilson asked.
"Because I don't need them," House said trying to squeeze into a size 16 pair of pants.
"Come on you're only went up two sizes. No big deal," Wilson said.
"Maybe not for you but it is for me. I don't need new pants so leave it alone," House said.
"Greg still thinks that he can fit into his size 16?" Stacy asked.
Ever since the divorce had went though she'd been living with House and Wilson. Wilson had been trying to find an apartment but had yet to find one he liked. Most of them were just dumps.
"Yeah so he's in there tying to fit into his old pair of pants," Wilson said.
"Come on Greg we're going to be late," Stacy said.
"Hold your damn horses," House said.
"Come on House," Wilson said.
"Just hold on a damn minute," House said.
"You have two minutes and we're leaving your ass," Wilson said.
"Fine go without me I can walk," House shouted. Right now he was trying to get his pants to button because there was no way in hell he was going in with them hanging opened.
"Come on Greg I'll take you shopping personally during lunch today," Stacy said.
"I don't fucking need to go shopping," House said opening the door just to slam it. Or that's what he'd planned to do but Wilson had put his foot in the door before House could shut it.
"Just put on those pants you bought when this whole joke stared," Wilson said.
"Don't you dare call my baby a joke!" House exclaimed pointing his finger at Wilson.
"House just get dressed so we can go," Stacy said.
"No I'm not going in today so just leave me alone," House said.
"House come on," Stacy said.
"Leave," House said sternly looking right at Wilson.
"Fine but you can explain to Cuddy why you didn't come in today," Wilson said removing his foot from the door.
"Like she'll care," House said shutting the door.
"HOUSE GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE THIS MINUTE!" Stacy yelled banging on the door.
"GO FUCK OFF!" House shouted back to her.
"I'll see you later," Wilson said leaving because he knew he couldn't be late unlike Stacy.
"Bye," Stacy said seeing Wilson walk out the door.
"Gregory William House get your ass out here this minute! You will be going to work today even if I have to drag you by the ear. And don't think I won't," Stacy shouted.
After a few minutes House came out in the size 25 pants that he had. He hated wearing them because they were way too big for him.
"Happy?" House asked glaring daggers at her.
"Yes thank you. We'll go get you some more clothes during lunch or after work. I'll even pay," Stacy said.
"Whatever," House said heading towards the door.
By time they finally got to work they were an half an hour late.
"House!" Cuddy screeched as soon as she saw House.
"What?" House asked turning his anger towards Cuddy.
"You have clinic duty today. Five hours out of you. And I better not see your face before then," Cuddy said.
She was pissed at House for thinking that he could show up whenever he wanted to now a days.
"Whatever," House said limping off towards his office.
"I mean it House!" Cuddy shouted after him.
"Fine whatever you say bitch," House said.
"Get! Now! IF YOU SHOW YOUR FACE BEFORE FIVE O'CLOCK YOU WILL BE ON SUSPENION!" Cuddy yelled pointing House in the direction he should be going.
"Just try it," House said coming over to Cuddy.
Yes Cuddy was a little afraid now because House toward over her but she wasn't giving into him.
"House go!" Stacy said trying to push House away from Cuddy.
Stacy didn't think House would strike either of them but she didn't know. And she didn't want to take the chance today.
"Be happy she's here," House said pointing towards Cuddy.
"What the hell is wrong with you?" Stacy asked after they got into the elevator.
"Nothing what the hell is wrong with you?" House asked.
"House! Calm down before you send your blood pressure through the roof again," Stacy said afraid for her co-worker.
"Yes mom," House said sending all of his hatred towards Stacy.
"I'll come get you after work and we'll go shopping," Stacy said stepping off at her floor.
"Great," House said shutting the door in Stacy's face.
'This is going to be a long five months at this rate,' Stacy thought to herself.
By lunch time House was ready to go crawl in a cave and never come out again. He couldn't believe how stupid the patients seemed to be today. He was getting tired of seeing Cuddy. That was only because he kept yelling at the patients. Cuddy told him one more and he was suspended for a week straight.
"What?" House asked snapping at the person entering his exam room.
House was trying to hide away from Cuddy. Right now he was watching General Hospital.
"Brought you lunch," Wilson said.
"Not hungry," House said not looking up from his TV.
"Fine I'll just leave it here. Oh you have a check-up tomorrow after work don't forget," Wilson said walking out of the room.
Not five minutes later someone else came into the room.
"Can't you people leave me alone?" House asked snapping at the person who'd just came into the room.
"Sorry just thought that you might want company," Stacy said.
"Come in if you want," House said.
"General Hospital?" Stacy asked taking a seat by House.
"Yeah," House said taking a bite out of his triple cheeseburger.
"Hmm," Stacy said staring on her salad.
For the most part House and Stacy sat in silence watching General Hospital. At commercials Stacy would ask House questions about the different character. She noticed how he seemed to love explaining to her what was going on.
"House…" Cuddy said trailing off when she saw that he and Stacy were sleeping.
Stacy had her head on House's shoulder and he had his arm around her shoulders. His other hand was holding the DVD player.
'Cute couple,' Cuddy thought to herself.
She was still a little pissed at House but she decided to let him enjoy his little nap. She was going to get back at him for being such an ass but decided not to because she was afraid what he'd end up doing to her. So instead she went back to her office to work.
"Shit House wake up!" Stacy said shaking House.
"What?" House asked half awake.
"House get up now!" Stacy said getting off the chair.
"What time is it?" House asked opening his eyes.
"Shit! It's 2:30," Stacy exclaimed going and then leaving the room.
"What did you forget?" House asked seeing Stacy coming back into the room.
"My purse," Stacy said grabbing it from under her chair.
"Bye honey," House shouted after her.
The rest of the day House stayed in the clinic. But now he wasn't biting people's heads off. He was in a better mood then he had been before his nap.
"You ready to go home?" Stacy asked coming into the clinic.
"Yes let me just finish this chart and I'll be ready," House said.
"Ok," Stacy said coming into the clinic.
"Ready," House said after a few minutes.
"Then let's go," Stacy said getting up off the chair.
So they left and headed to Stacy's car. They ended up going to the store House usually shopped at which was a rock and roll store.
"You have to be kidding me," Stacy said seeing the shirt that House had picked up.
"Nope I'm getting it," House said.
"Come on Greg get something a little less you for once," Stacy said.
Her problem with the shirt was it had a mouth with blood running off the teeth.
"Oh please mom," House said acting like a little boy pleading with his mother.
"Fine," Stacy said smiling at House.
Stacy ended up spending 200 dollars on clothes. Most of it was pants there was really many shirts which really didn't surprise Stacy. She knew that House would try and stretch his shirts to go as far as he could get them to go.
After that they headed back to the apartment to find that Wilson had made supper for them. But he wasn't there and he hadn't left a note saying he'd be back which was unusual for him.
"Where's Wilson?" Stacy asked.
"I don't know do I look like his mother?" House asked.
"No I was just asking," Stacy said.
"Don't know and don't really care he's a big boy," House said.
"I was just saying House. I'm going to go put theses away," Stacy said taking the bags from Greg.
"Don't take long," House said.
"Just eat," Stacy said as she was heading towards Greg's room.
"Yes mom," House shouted after her.
The next morning when Stacy woke up she saw that Wilson hadn't come home that night which surprised her. She thought that maybe he had but had left early that morning.
"Hey have you seen Wilson?" Stacy asked House on the way to the hospital.
"Nope haven't seen him since before I left the hospital," House said.
"You're not worried about him?" Stacy asked.
"He probably picked up some hooker last night and couldn't drag his butt home last night," House said.
"No that's you," Stacy said.
House didn't reply because he really for once didn't have a comeback.
Once they got into the hospital House headed towards Wilson's office.
"Yeah?" Wilson asked seeing House coming into the room.
"Mom was worried about you because you didn't show up last night. So you better go make up with her," House said.
"Whatever. Appointment after work tonight don't forget," Wilson said looking back down at his paperwork.
"Yes honey," House said leaving the office.
The rest of the day was spent working in the clinic because Cuddy said he had to. During lunch House headed to the cafeteria and saw that Stacy, Cuddy, and Cameron were in the corner whispering to each other.
"What's up ladies?" House asked dropping his tray down and then taking a seat.
"Nothing," Cameron said dropping the smile.
"Well then," House said.
"House don't even start today," Cuddy said.
"Start what?" House asked.
"You know what. And aren't you suppose to be in the clinic until five?" Cuddy asked.
"You wouldn't want a poor man to starve now would you?" House asked.
"Yes," Cuddy said under her breath.
"What was that?" House asked.
"Nothing," Cuddy said.
"What do you want House?" Stacy asked.
"Just eating. Wouldn't want me to have to call the board up and tell them that you're trying to starve a child now would you?" House asked.
"And you wouldn't want me to tell them who the child is would you?" Stacy asked.
Instead of replying House just got up leaving his tray. They could tell he was pissed but right now they didn't care.
"Move it," House snapped.
"Hey I didn't do anything," Wilson said holding up his hands.
"You're in my way," House said pushing Wilson out of the way.
"Geez what's his problem?" Wilson asked coming over to the girls.
"He's pissed because we wouldn't talk to him," Stacy said.
"Oh because of that?" Wilson asked.
"Yep," Stacy said.
"Well see you all later," Wilson said smiling at them while leaving.
"Bye," Cameron said.
'House is in for one hell of a surprise,' Wilson thought to himself.
After work House headed to Stacy's office to find that she wasn't there. But there was a note that said to meet her in the clinic. So House headed back down stairs to the clinic.
"Where's Stacy?" House asked the woman at the desk.
"Exam room three," Beth said.
"Thanks," House said limping to the room.
When he got there he noticed that not only was Stacy there so was Cuddy, Cameron, Chase, Foreman, and Wilson.
"What's going on?" House asked pissed that he'd been tricked.
"You're having your exam so get up here," Stacy said.
"No," House said turning around to walk out but found Foreman leaning on the door.
"Move," House said.
"No. You can do this either way but you will be examined today," Foreman said.
"Don't make hurt you," House said.
"House come on. You know you need to have the baby checked out just come on," Stacy said.
"No I don't. It's fine anyways," House said.
"Do you want Chase to do the exam?" Cuddy asked.
"Yes," House growled looking at Wilson.
"Fine whatever I'm out of here," Wilson said picking up his coat and leaving after Wilson left.
Something in House told him not to let Wilson leave otherwise it'd be bad.
"Shut up," House said to the little inner voice.
"What?" Stacy asked.
"Nothing," House growled.
"House you have a patient waiting for you," nurse Little said.
"What?" House asked opening his eyes.
"Patient in exam room two," nurse Little said.
"Thanks," House said getting up and limping out of the room.
Since after House saw the patient it was time for lunch he went into a exam room to do an ultrasound. He knew he was suppose to go after work but he's started feeling fluttery things in his stomach and wanted to make sure it was just the baby and nothing else. Never let it be said that Gregory House didn't care about his unborn child.
"Where's House?" Wilson asked sitting with Cuddy, Cameron, and Stacy.
"I thought he was with you," Stacy said.
"No I haven't seen him since this morning ," Wilson said.
"Cuddy?" Stacy asked.
"No," Cuddy said.
"Cameron?" Stacy asked starting to freak out.
'No," Cameron said.
"Where would he be?" Stacy asked.
"Clinic?" Wilson asked.
"Yeah let's go check there," Stacy said.
"Fine let's go," House said.
So they headed into the clinic and asked if anyone had seen House. One of the nurses pointed them to one of the exam rooms. When they got there they found House wasn't there. So they tried the one at the end of the hall. They both knew that if he was still in the clinic he'd be where somewhere private.
"Someone's in here," House said hearing someone knock.
"House open this door up right now!" Stacy yelled.
"What?" House asked removing the ultrasound from his stomach.
"Let us in," Stacy said.
"Door's opened," House said going back to his task at hand.
"What are you doing?" Stacy asked not noticing Wilson still standing at the door.
"What's it look like?" House said not looking at Stacy.
"Come on you know Wilson's going to do a check up on the baby after work," Stacy said.
"Well I just want to get it done and over with now," House said.
"Come on you know you can't do a check up like that on yourself. You need someone else to do it," Stacy said.
"Here then do it," House said finally looking up at Stacy and seeing that Wilson was standing by the door that wasn't closed.
"Close the damn door," House snapped.
"Fine," Wilson said closing the door on himself.
"Wilson come on," Stacy said opening the door again.
"Get in our get out," House said pulling his shirt down for now.
"Wilson come on!" Stacy said through clinched teeth.
"What are you doing here?" House asked once Wilson finally came into the room.
"Check-up on you," Wilson said.
"Get Chase to do it," House said going back to what he had been doing.
"Can I talk to him alone for a minute?" Wilson asked.
"Sure," Stacy said leaving them alone.
"Why do you keep trying to shut me out of this kid's life?" Wilson asked pointing towards House's stomach.
"Because you don't have rights to my child," House said.
"It's my child too," Wilson said.
"That maybe you're not the one carrying it so you don't have rights to it," House said.
"Fine whatever House. I'm sick and tired of this bull. See you around," Wilson said leaving the room.
"What's going on?" Stacy asked getting up.
"House doesn't want me around and that's quite fine by me," Wilson said leaving.
Stacy just sat there dumbfounded for awhile before she finally went back into the room.
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU JUST SHOVE HIM OUT OF YOUR KID'S LIFE? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TELL HER WHEN SHE'S OLD ENOUGH?" Stacy yelled.
"BROADCAST IT FOR EVERYONE TO HEAR WHY DON'T YOU?" House yelled back.
"Don't give me this bull Gregory. I know you and I know this is what you do. You push people out of your life. You did it to me once. Don't do it to your child," Stacy said opening the door and leaving.
'I do not push people out of my life. They just can't handle the truth so they decide to leave,' House thought to himself.
He went back to his task at hand and then got back to work. After work House caught a cab back to his house. He found that Wilson had packed up all of his stuff and left.
'Good peace and quite now,' House thought to himself as he limped to his kitchen to fix himself a snack.
Right now he was craving chocolate ham picked sandwich. So that's what he went and fixed himself. Stacy didn't come back to the house which was fine by House. The less people in his life the less the chance of getting hurt when they left because they always left. Or they did in Gregory William House's life.
AN3: the sandwich is from a story I read before
NEXT CHAPTER: Will House and Wilson resolve their issue or will the gang have to step in? And what's up with Cameron?
Ok here's the list of names for Cameron/Chase
Boy
1. John Michael Chase
2. Seth Michael Chase
3. James William Chase
4. Robert James Chase
5. Adam Michael Chase
6. Charles James Chase
7. Phillip Marcus Chase
8. Phillip Michael Chase
(If there's a name you think of let me know)
Girl
1. Elizabeth Nicole Chase
2. Jessica Ann Chase
(If you think of a name let me know.)
Here's the names for Wilson/House
Boy
1.William Gregory House
2. John William House
3. John Gregory House
4. Robert James House
5. Michael Gregory House.
6. Charles William House
7. James Adam House
(If you think of a name let me know)
Girl
1. Lily Lindsay House
2. Jessica Ann House
(If you think of a name let me know)