Rewritten because Author doesn't want to do her science homework. Enjoy.

Hey hey!

Since my other fic I posted isn't getting any reviews -.- -(-is not happy-)- I've decided to post another story, hopefully this one will get reviews --hint hint--

Warning for some swearing, and boyxboy goodness. Also, I start calling Ed, Edo once and then during this chapter. Just telling you know. All the teachers in this fic ARE real teachers from my school. I'm also sorry for all the grammar and/or spelling errors that are in the Fic. My bad!

This is an AU fic, so the characters will be OOC. I still hope you enjoy it though.

I DON'T OWN ANYTHING! …..My poor life story…..

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Ed sleepily got out of bed. He turned to this bedside table, and groaned when he saw what time it was. 7:30 and he had 15 minutes to have a shower, get dressed, eat, pack his bag and make his lunch. He sighed and pulled off the covers. Sulking, he walked towards his wardrobe. He grabbed the first spare clothes that were clean enough to wear in public and went to have a quick shower. Well, not really since he knew he was going to be late for school again anyways.

Edward Elric was just your normal 15-year-old boy, even though he was as short as an 11-year-old. He lived with only his father even though his father was never there. But Ed learnt how to take care of himself, well, learnt enough to survive anyway. His father was a well-known scientist, so money wasn't an issue.

After getting everything ready for school, he quickly ran out of the house, his hands fixing his blonde hair into a braid, as he sprinted towards the school.

On the way there, he met up with his best friend in the world, Roy Mustang. Roy had been his friend since pre-school.

Roy, wherever he went, was considered a hottie by just about every female on the entire planet. His dark hair, and dark blue eyes that almost looked black, just seemed to attract females these days. That, and Roy had charm. He was charismatic and a very people person.

Ed, on the other hand, was the opposite. He had light blonde hair, longer than his shoulders which he braided, and golden eyes. He had only one girlfriend before, Rose, but that was long ago. Ed had no charm. Ed was more likely to bite hands than shake them. Also, Roy was at least two heads taller than Ed.

"Hey, Edo-chan, what's up." said Roy, as Ed caught up too him. Roy ruffled Ed's hair, getting a few curses in return.

"Nothing much, you bastard. You screwed up my hair! And don't call me 'chan'!" complained the little Elric. Roy just chuckled to himself, and continued to walk. Ed muttered more curses at Roy, as he redid his ruined braid. He then ran back to Roy again, and walked beside him in comfortable silence. While they were walking, Ed gave a huge yawn.

"I don't even know why I come to school anymore, I already know it all…Well just the stuff that's going to get me into that State Science College anyway. It's so boring. Nothing ever happens. It's always the same routine, same classes and the same people. Damn, I need a change," ranted Ed, waving his arms around to get the point across. Roy laughed at this, shook his head, and said

"Something's bound to happen soon." They returned to silence until they reached the school.

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"Yo, Edo, I'll meet you in homeroom, all right?" was the first thing Roy said to Ed as the school doors closed behind them, as they stood in the overly loud corridor, already walking off without an answer to the group of blonde girls at his left who were making sad attempts at flirting.

"Yes, of course Roy. Whatever you want Roy. I'll die for you Roy." Ed muttered in a sarcasm-lade tone to no one. Turning the code for his locker, he opened it, and got his books ready for his first two classes, Art and Home Economics. Joy.

He slowly walked to his Homeroom class, getting ready for another exciting day at school.

Yeah, whatever.

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"Today class, we have a new student" explained Mrs. Linford, his homeroom, teacher. At this, many of the students picked their heads off their desks. Ed among them. They never got new students. Ever. The school as a public school, and no one wanted to come here. Well, looks like things were going to change from now on.

"Now, the student should arrive at any moment. We'll just wait till then."

And so the class waited in silence.

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And waited. And waited some more. Most of the class had fallen asleep on their desks waiting.

BAM! The door swung open, hitting the wall. In walked a tall teen, with green-black hair, up in a pony tail, bright purple eyes, and chewing pink bubble gum. He blew a big bubble, as he stared around the room. He was wearing a tight, midriff bearing t-shirt, with baggy black pants that had lots of chains and metal on it, completing the outfit with black shoes. He had that attitude of touch-me-and-I-will-kill-you-with-a-spork. Ed found him to be absolutely gorgeous.

Yes, Ed was gay. That's the reason why he broke up with his first girlfriend.

"Ah!" said Mrs. Linford, clapping her hands together in an excited way that could only be fake this early in the morning, "This must be the new student, To-"

"Envy."

"I'm sorry what?" said Mrs. Linford, frowning and looking at 'Envy'. She didn't like to be interrupted, but she held her tongue and let the new kid explain himself.

"My name, it's Envy. Not Tom, Envy" said the surprising high-pitched voice of Envy. He was still looking around the room, but he stopped when he saw Ed. Ed blushed, those eyes were just too much, and he looked down. But when Envy looked away again, Ed looked back up at him. He couldn't get enough of those eyes.

"Well, Envy, you can take a seat next to…" Mrs. Linford's eyes quickly looked around the room for an empty set. "…Roy Mustang, the black haired one."

Envy merely nodded, and walked off to the spare seat next to Roy. It just happens, that fate allowed that Ed was sitting behind the spare desk. As Envy walked to his seat, he kept his eyes locked in Ed's. Ed couldn't help but blush, give a small gasp, and stare back into those, lovely and yet cold, purple eyes of the weird teen.

Suddenly, school was looking a lot better. In a completely ironic way that Ed didn't even feel the need to complain about.

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Ed sighed as he walked to the art room, with his art folder in hand. He hated art with a huge passion, especially the teacher, Miss Rodman.

Now, the art teacher, Miss Rodman, wasn't a very mean teacher, unless you got on her wrong side. Which is where Ed just happened to be. It wasn't his fault that the teacher absolutely hated him!

Ed opened the door, late and the teacher-from-hell yelled out "Elric! Hurry up and sit the fuck down." Ed sighed again, and made his way to his set. As he sat down, he noticed that Envy was in his class.

"…turn to the page and start your work." said Miss Rodman sweetly. Ed's eyes snapped back into focus and he looked at the teacher surprised. He didn't even notice that the teacher was talking! He slowly raised his hand, wincing at what he knew was coming.

"Elric! What do you want now?"

"Well, what page was it on again?"

"If you were listening, you would now what it was!"

Ed looked outraged and hurt. He was just about to complain to her, when he heard a voice.

"Miss Rodman, I seem to have missed the page number as well."

Miss Rodman turned and smiled sweetly at Envy. "Sure, hon, page 128"

Ed could help the look of disbelieving on his face. It was a what the fuck look cross between a now that was completely unfair look. But nobody noticed this, except Roy, who was laughing or more like cackling to himself, and Envy, who was staring blankly at him. Ed noticed this, and quickly returned his focus to the book, blinking rapidly as he started to read.

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Ed sighed for at least the hundredth time today. Finally he was free from the teacher-from-hell. He started slowly to make his way to his next class, Home Ec.

Now, Ed, being the ultra smart person he was, could not cook.

Anything.

Really. Like that time he had to boil some corn? Burnt it into a cider. As in, a cinder cinder. So not funny.

He walked into the Home Ec centre, dreading the cooking that he would have to do. He scanned the room. Same old oven, same old tables, same old palm tree, same old cooking equipment, same old class members…

…wait. Palm tree?

He doubled back to the palm tree. But, lo-be-hold, it wasn't a palm tree

It was Envy.

'Oh, just great' thought Ed, as he walked to his usually set, next to some guy named Russel. 'I get to make a fool out of myself in front my current… interest.' Yeah, Ed was too 'manly' to say crush. 'Murphy hates me.'(1) He sat down and placed his head in his hands.

"Hey, hey Edo, what's wrong mate?" Said the voice of his ol' dear friend Russel, who happened to be so dense that the patented Ultra Glare of Chibi Doom Ed was sending him bounced right off. Like x-rays and lead.

"Nothing Russel. Absolutely nothing." Ed grumbled into his hands, wishing that he could escape from this room. But he couldn't, since the teacher just came in.

"Today class, we will be making blah blah blah blah…" and Ed tuned out.

His thoughts kept drifting to and from Envy. 'Damn that sexy and hot palm tree for being so hot and sexy that it should be illegal…wait, what?' thought Ed, then he remembered what he had thought. His eyes widened. 'Holy shit, I did not just think that.'

"Hey Ed, you sure you're ok? You're turning red…"

Ed's turned a deeper red at the comment, and quickly thought of an answer.

"Umm…it's nothing; I just think it's a bit hot in here."

"Oh," muttered the taller blonde who went back to listen to what the teacher was saying. The teacher was another person that Ed hated. But, the whole class hated her as well. Her name was Ms. Borough. She was a right bitch when it came to the 'culinary arts'.

Ed went back to his mind, trying to drown out what the teacher was telling the class.

Then, after about 5 more minutes of Ed hearing "blah blah blah." the class started to move around. Ed snapped back into reality.

"Hey Russel, what are we doing?" asked Ed quickly to Russel, whispering so the teacher didn't find out he hadn't listened to her. Russel sighed, back quickly answer back.

"Partners, you're with Envy. We're making something simple today. Cookies."

Ed paled. Partners. With Envy. Cooking.

'Just shoot me now. Oh shit, damn you Murphy, why do you hate me so?' Thought Ed dramatically in his mind, as he slowly made his way to Envy's table. This day sucked. He quickly found himself in front of the table.

"Hey, I'm Ed. Your partner."

"Yeah dumbass, the teacher already said that."

It only struck Ed then, that he had never heard Envy speak properly to anyone. Talking to the teacher didn't count. Envy's voice was surprisingly high-pitch and girly. Ed couldn't help but smile just a little bit.

"What's so funny, dipshit?"

Ed quickly dropped the smile, a bit annoyed with Envy's attitude. But, luckily, the teacher came by at that moment.

"Hurry up, you two! I don't want to keep you in at lunch!"

Ed quickly got over the depression, and got started on those cookies

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And Ed and Envy were on the ground, covered in flour, thanks to the miracle called gravity.

Ed, being a horrible cook, accidentally knocked over the bag of flour. It would have been alright, seeing as how the teacher expected this, but to make matters worse, he knocked over the bag on himself and fell to the ground. He threw his arms out, hoping to catch something to stop his fall. Yes, he did manage to hold onto something. Shame that thing was Envy's arm.

So Ed sent Envy and himself crashing to the floor below.

Still, that would have been alright, but somehow, Envy managed end up on top of Ed. So when Ed lifted his head up, his eyes locked onto those purple eyes he was always thinking about. Ed could feel a blush starting to creep onto his face at their awkward position. Envy however, looking as though he had been excepting this to happen, smirked. He then lowered his face closer and closer to Ed's and…

…That Murphy-damned teacher had to come and destroy it all.

"Elric! Envy! What happened here?" screeched Ms. Borough, destroying the perfect kissing scene that could have been.

"Well, as anybody should be able to conclude, the clumsy little shrimp here knocked over a bag of flour, tried to grab something to stop his fall, managed to grab me and brought me tumbling down with him." Envy said back to the teacher. Ms. Borough chose to ignore Envy and his comment. Ed did as well.

"Well, at least you didn't break anything this time, Elric. Now both of you, clean up this mess right now!"

So goes by the little moment that Ed and Envy shared. They quickly cleaned up the mess, and exited the room as quickly as possible, when the bell rang.

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For the two lessons before lunch, and for the rest of the day, Ed didn't have any more classes with Envy. Though he did have lunch with him. Envy just sat by himself, picking at the food the whole time. But Roy did have him in his class after lunch, so Ed asked him a little favour.

"Hey Roy, when you're in math, can you talk to Envy for me and ask him about me?" A hopeful blondie asked his best friend.

Roy at first looked surprised, but that was quickly replaced with a smirk.

"Developed a crush on the dear ol' palm tree?"

Ed blushed and slapped a hand against Roy's mouth.

"I-it's not a crush, I-I-I just find him very interesting, that's all!" Ed stuttered out. Roy giggled at how cute Ed was acting.

Ed raised an eyebrow at Roy. Did he just hear Roy giggle?

"You know Roy, I didn't think that you giggled."

It was Ed's turn to snigger, as Roy turned pink.

"Well, anyway, yes or no?" Ed asked again getting annoyed. The end of lunch bell just sounder, and if this didn't hurry up, they'll be both late for their classes.

"Fine, fine, I'll do it. But you owe me, 'kay?"

Ed did his little victory dance and replied with a loud "YEEESS!!!" and ran to locker, then to his next class. Suddenly, things seemed to get a bit better. Way to invite Murphy to your doorstep. What a silly rabbit.

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And it all came crashing down again.

"Mr. Elric! You're late again! After-school detention!"

Ed couldn't believe his ears. Detention. Again. Damn, was it just him or did all the teachers hate him in the school!

Ed sighed and continued to walk into the classroom. This class was Tech. Boring. They were doing theory again, so Ed took the opportunity to stare out the window, his thoughts focusing on Envy. Again.

'If I didn't know any better, I'd thought I'm in love with Envy! Ha ha ha ha ha ha oh shit!' thought Ed, letting his head drop to the desk. 'Damn, this has to be one of my worse days ever!' He groaned out loud, ignoring the glances his class and teacher were giving him.

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As soon as the end of school came, Ed raced to his locker, threw his books in, grabbed his homework and then quickly found Roy.

"So, what did he say? What did he say? What did he say? What did he say? What did he say? What did h-"said Ed, jumping up and down on the spot, when he found Roy. Roy only looked surprised for a second, before he replaced it was a grin.

"Wow, calm down there, cowboy, you'll give yourself a heart attack." Replied Roy, smiling at how excited Ed seem. Nearby girls giggled like the crazed fangirls they were. Roy wisely chose to ignore this.

"Come on! Tell me!" Ed whined. Roy sighed.

"For some reason, he seems to like you. He also likes me, which makes a lot more sense."

Ed frown at the last bit, about to retort, then smiled from ear to ear. He also did a 'small' victory dance, muttering to himself "He likes me! He likes ME! I have a chance!"

Roy smiled again, which sent the girls giggling madly again.

Ed suddenly stopped his little dance, and slapped himself.

"Damn, I almost forgot, I have detention." started Ed, ignoring the "Again?" by a disbelieving Roy.

"I'll catch ya tomorrow, ne?"

Ed waved goodbye to Roy, and quickly made his way to the detention room.

Where he found a palm-tree haired person already sitting in there.

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YAY! I hope you enjoyed the first chapter!

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E/N: I changed a few things. Yeah. Kudos to you if you figure them out.

(1): I'm replacing God with Murphy because Ed is atheist. So yeah. If you're wondering who Murphy is, search Murphy's Law on Wikipedia.