Ah! Hello and welcome to the chapter 4 for This Was NOT Part of the Plan!

Warnings: Boyxboy goodness, mad ex-girlfriends, swearing and Winry bashing.

Ah yes, Winry bashing. YESS! As you may not know, which all of you won't until I tell you right now, that I hate Winry beyond anything. I hate the way she talks, the way she walks, the way she complains, the way she doesn't wear much clothing, her hair, her eyes, you name it; I HATE it.

Yeah, sorry to all the Winry fans there. I'm sure she's a great person, and in a perfect universe, if she was alive, she'll get hit by a bus. Now,

I DON'T OWN FMA! Has Winry died in the series? No, so I don't own it. Though I'm getting another manga of it today! I'm SO happy!

Ah, I don't think I have anything else to add.

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High school never looked so good to Ed. Ever since the Dance; he was looking forward to ever day at that school. He would get up earlier, take longer showers, and spend a hell of a lot more time grooming himself. He did all that, just for a special palm tree haired person.

His time in his lessons were either used up thinking of Envy, daydreaming of Envy, or drawing palm trees on his books. The teachers, however, weren't very happy about this. They noticed how much Ed lacked attention in there class, and it was driving them all insane. They would tell Ed time and time again to pay attention, but he would always just go back into daydream mode. At lunch, Ed would sit with Envy; Roy would sometimes join them, and just rant on about something or other, which Envy just ignored. Envy didn't think it was that important anyway. And after school, each and every day, Envy and Ed would walk home to Ed's house, hand in hand.

That had been the same routine for over a week now, and Ed absolutely loved every minute of it. Ed just adored spending time with Envy, especially when they walked home together. Ed loved the feelings and sensations that went through his skin, as he touched Envy's skin. It was totally almost indescribable, these feelings. Sure they hadn't kissed since the Dance night, and Ed wasn't very happy about that. He wanted to feel, to taste Envy again. So Ed was building up the courage to do just that again. He would tell himself every day, in front of a mirror, that he would kiss Envy today. He always left the house confidently, he would even brag about it to Roy on the way to school. But when he got to school, and saw Envy, he just melted. His mind would be cleared of all thoughts, so he would forget. And every time he would remember, it would leave his mind again as soon as he saw Envy.

Ah yes, despite that minor setback, Ed was very much enjoying his new found heaven on earth. But today, it all changed, for worse.

Dun dun dun!

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The new morning routine went as normal as it could get, and Ed raced from his house, which he lived there with his Dad. But his Dad was busy, away on a business trip to Australia, so he had the house all to himself. He once had a brother and, of course, a mother, but both of them died in a car accident, when Ed was one, so Ed didn't really remember his mother or brother so it was like her never had them. As for the money, his Dad was very rich, so it wasn't really a problem. Ed just had to go food shopping every week.

Ed met up with Roy on the way to school, as usually, and Roy took the time make sure Ed was doing ok. Roy had always been worried about Ed, and wanted to be the brother he never got a chance to have. When Roy asked "How are you?" Ed would always reply with an "Absolutely fine!" and today was no exception. Roy and Ed would then walk in comfortable silence. But today, Roy would reveal Ed's new worst enemy.

Dun dun dun!

"Hey, Edo, we're getting another new exchange student in our class again."

Ed looked surprised at the news.

"Another one? I thought Envy would be the only one…….Envy……" said Ed. He then went all dreamy, thinking about Envy. Roy chuckled at this, happy for his friend's happiness. He knew that he had lost Ed to the living world, and went back to walking in silence.

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Since Ed was really hyped up for school now, the friends arrived at school half an hour early. Roy would say his good byes and ditch Ed.

"Yes Roy, Whatever Roy, I'll die for you Roy!" Ed muttered over-dramatically, as he walked towards his locker, head looking at the ground. He continued to walk like this and he ran into something solid. Ed rebounded back, and landed painfully on the ground.

"Hey, asshole! Watch where your going, you wen-" Ed's sentence was cut short, as he stared into the purple eyes of his attacker. Immediately, the attacker jumped on Ed, pinning him to the ground. Ed looked, seeing that they were alone, and smiled, enjoying the warmth he was getting from this attacker, Envy. Envy was fully lying on top of Ed, pinning his body with his own. Envy's face was only centre-meters away from Ed's. Envy moved his face slightly so he could whisper in Ed's ear.

"Hey, Chibi, you do know we haven't kissed since the dance, you know? I can't wait until you get to show me what you can do with your tongue. I can't wait until I can show you the things I can do with mine….."

Ed blushed a darker, dark red, as the mental images entered his mind.

Envy then moved his face back, and leaned down carefully, so close that he just missed Ed's lips. He stuck out his tongue, and slowly began to trace of outer lip of Ed's lips. Ed moaned into this, arching his body up toward Envy. Damn, he loved this, more than anything else.

And then they heard a huge gasp from behind them. As soon as they heard the gasp, Envy was thrown off Ed, and Ed was kicked into a wall. Ed lye there stunned for a couple of seconds, after colliding with the hard wall. After a couple of seconds, he slowly sat up, still winded, and glared hatefully at the person who was fussing over Envy.

If looks could kill, that person would be dead sixteen times under, if you get what I mean.

"Omg, omg, Ohmigod! He didn't hurt you, did he Envy! You sure you're ok! Maybe I should take you to the nurse or something?" utterly spazzed the girl who was kneeling beside Envy, stroking his hair in a kind of loving way. Envy looked extremely freaked out by this, and was trying to move away from her. Ed was pissed. He stood up and yelled at the girl.

"Who the fucking hell are you?"

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"Hello there, new classmates! My name is Winry Rockbell. I came from the same school that Envy came from. I hope we all can be awesome friends!" said the blonde girl, Winry Rockwell. She was standing in front of the class, introducing herself, which Envy didn't even bother doing. She was wearing a black crop top and large baggy pants, which were a pale pink colour. She wore her hair down and she had really bright blue eyes.

As she was ranting on about herself, she kept glancing around the room. When she looked at Ed, she glared, but when she caught someone else's eye, she would smile greatly. Especially when she looked at Envy. Ah yes, Envy. Ed again looked at Envy, which wasn't hard since Envy was sitting right in front of him, who was sill banging his head on the desk. He had been doing that since he came in and sat down. Bam! pause Bam! pause Bam! pause pause BAM! Was the pattern Envy kept going at. It was making Ed flinch and cry in pain every time Envy's head hit the desk. It looked like it hurt! Envy would be knocked unconscious if he kept it up, unless that's what he was trying to achieve. Also with the head banging, he kept muttering things like: "why the fuck is she here?" and "Oh no, not that crazy slut found me!"

Long after Winry the slut had finished her little speech and sat down, Envy kept banging his head against his desk for a couple more moments, before Ed finally decided he had watched enough and wanted to put a stop to it. Before Envy could bang his head again, Ed placed a head on Envy's shoulder. Envy's warmth that spend through Ed's hand was a little overwhelming, but Ed still managed to speak.

"Oi, Envy, you really need to stop doing that before you really damage your head."

Envy sighed, grumbled something not known to the human language, but did stop trying to knock himself out.

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When homeroom was finally over, Envy was the first one to leave the room. Ed was disappointed by this; he wanted to walk to class with Envy. Ed also quickly found his books for his first two lessons, English and math, and quickly followed Envy out of the classroom. He turned down the hall, and speed after Envy. Soon enough, Ed caught up to Envy, and full on tackled him to the ground.

As soon as both of them recovered from the fall, Ed again was thrown off Envy. This time, he didn't hit any walls, so he was back on his feet before anyone could say 'pissed off Chibi'. He stormed over to the person who kicked him off, which just happened to Winry. Winry was standing up over Envy, her hands on her hips, looking like she was ready to kill. But this didn't scare poor Edo; oh no he was already planning her death. Envy, all in this, was still lying on the floor, his face full of confusion.

Ed stormed right up to Winry, almost so they were touching, and said in the most dangerous voice he could muster "Why the fuck did you do that"

That barely came out in a whisper. Winry just grinned at this.

"Because his MY boyfriend"

When that had left her mouth, Ed was cracking up laughing. He had never heard anything to stupid.

"Sorry to pop that bubble, but Envy's MY boyfriend. So you can now take those little fantasies and go jump in front of a bus!" Ed said, as he shoved past Winry, to go and help Envy up. But Winry wasn't going to stand for this.

"No, he's MY boyfriend! I've known him the longest!"

Ed didn't even to bother to look at her, as he helped Envy off the ground, and lead him into the boy's bathroom. As soon as they were in their, Ed lead Envy into one of the empty cubical, and roughly pushed Envy onto the toilet seat. Envy longed to yell at Ed for pushing him, but with the look in his Chibi's eyes he knew better. Envy just sat quietly, still on the toilet seat, waiting for Ed to start talking. And Ed did start talking, his eyes still clouded over with anger as he addressed Envy.

"Envy, love, who the bloody fucking hell was that!" Ed shouted at Envy. Envy stared up at Ed, still stunned, but answered the best he could.

"She…..she's an ex-girlfriend"

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After Ed made sure the hall was clear and safe, he and Envy walked down it, hurrying to there next class. But as it would seem, they had already missed their first class, and they both couldn't be stuff to go into their second class, which had started twenty minutes ago. So, they had about thirty minutes to do whatever they wanted. Envy lead Ed off to a quiet part of the school. As soon they had turned a corner of said quiet part of the school, Envy roughly pushed Ed up against the wall, pressing his body against him and kissing him with great passion. Ed found great joy in this, and moaned back into Envy's mouth.

Envy opened his mouth, his tongue tracing Ed's lips. Ed immediately opened his mouth, allowing both tongues to dance together in a fight for dominance. Ed pressed his body back hard against Envy's, trying to tear off his shirt. Ed's hands suck under said shirt, as he traced patterns on the skin. Envy now moaned, and pressed even harder against Ed, deepening the kiss even more. But soon both boys had to breathe, so they slowly broke apart the kiss.

"So, Envy" panted Ed "What's with Winry? Tell...tell me the story about her"

Envy nodded and went into the long hard story about Winry.

"Ok, but it's a long story. It all started when I first went to her school…..I stood up in front of the class, like you do, introduced myself and sat down. Only then did I notice that some girl was staring at. That girl was Winry. I just ignored her. But her staring was annoying me to no end, so I went up to her and complain. I barely said two words to her, when she suddenly tackles me to the ground, screaming on the top of her lungs that I'm her new boyfriend. After that I tried to avoid her for safety reasons, but she keep stalking me wherever I go. I changed schools, hoping to get away from her, but it looks like she found me."

Ok, so it wasn't that long.

Ed nodded in understanding. Not like that had ever happened to him or anything, but he wanted to support Envy. Envy smiled, finally getting that off his chest. He moved his head back closer towards Ed's head, which Envy still had pinned to the wall along with the rest of Ed's body.

"So, Edo, where were we?"

Ed shivered at the use of his first name, but happily moved his head up towards Envy's, catching both there lips in a sweet kiss.

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Winry sat on her desk in the lesson Math. And by god, was she angry. She struggled to get her angry inside, as she thought about little Edo-kun, or better know as the boyfriend stealer in her mind. Her pencil snapped in her hand, at the thought of what Envy and Ed could be doing right now. Everyone in the class was looking at her, scared out of their minds, as this was the sixth pencil she had broken this lesson. Even the teacher was afraid of her this moment.

Winry sat in silence all during the class. But she was busy, busy making a plan of how to break Ed. Oh and to go buy cupcakes for Envy. But mostly about how to get Ed to hate Envy. She thought up an evil plan, so evil that she started to laugh evilly out loud.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Now, this was still during the class so the rest of the class was in deep shock. The people sitting around her moved at least a foot away. And even the teacher stayed away from her. Winry, however, didn't notice any of this and just kept thinking of her evil, evil plan to hurt poor Edo-kun. The people who moved away from her could still hear some evil chuckling coming from Winry. They gave worried glances to there friends, their expressions reading 'get me away from this psycho!'

As soon as the bell rang, the whole class quickly ran out, leaving Winry there to collect her books in silence. After she had all her books, she left the class room, stomping with each step she took. Oh yes, she was still pissed. But her evil plan made her feel a bit better, as she grinned sadistically the way to her next lesson, which just happened to be art.

She adored art; her teacher was an old family friend.

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Oooooo, what IS Winry planning? I don't even know yet, and I'm the author!

Eh, I hate the romance I try to write. I think it's too dry. So, if you have some ideas on how I could improve it, I'll love to know!

Good? Bad? How can you love Winry, that damn bitch? Please Review and tell me! Flames will be accepted, grammar and spelling checked, and sent back to the senders.

And yes, there is more! I wrote this little One-shot, but I think it's way too small to be it's own chapter, so I decided to stuff it on the end of this!

Enjoy!

EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA!

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This CD case is off the hook!

Yes, the title has nothing to do with the story.

This is a very short EnvyxEd

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Envy never really ate anything. He was a homunculus, so he didn't need to. But sure, he would eat if he had to, to fool the innocent human or two. But he never ate anything if he could choose to.

But when he did eat, his favourite food was shrimp. Oh how he enjoyed shrimp. Absolutely divine. The taste was fantastic and was like nothing he had ever tasted before. It makes all the other foods in the world taste like shit.

But there was one kind of shrimp that Envy loved beyond all the rest. The Blonde shrimp. Envy couldn't get enough of the Blonde shrimp. He always makes sure that it is kept safe from harm and that no one else touches his shrimp. He made sure that the Blonde shrimp was just for him and him only.

Oh yes, yes, yes. The Blonde shrimp was by far his most favourite food.

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And there you go. I do hope you all enjoyed it!

Love it? Hate it? Wish me to burn in hell? Please review and tell me

Til next time!