Yay! Another chapter up! This one's a bit rushed, but still good. I hope, anyway. Sorry, this took ages to get up.

Yes, the lessons in this fic are Japanese style, but when they eat lunch it's like the American way. Hope that doesn't cause any confusion.

I just would like to thank, ash892 for being the first person to review my Fic! THANKS SO MUCH! So, I decided to dedicate this chapter to them! I think I already have a chapter dedicated to them, but I don't really care. But, I still haven't forgotten the people that have reviewed, thanks so much to all you guys and girls who did!

This chapter is dedicated to ash892. You are awesome.

Warnings: Boyxboy goodness (some more making out in there), swearing, bad spelling and grammar ( I was just reading another one of my fic's, there was so many mistakes!) and Winry bashing.

I DON'T OWN FMA! And sadly, never will.

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The other two classes before lunch passed by like a breeze, as Ed and Envy managed to sneak back into class easily. Ed spent the whole two classes daydreaming about that yummy make-out session with Envy, as the teacher's tried and failed to get Ed listening to their class. Ed landed himself a Saturday detention.

But soon it was lunch and Roy finally got a chance to ask Ed where he had been. Roy grinned as he made his way over to Ed and placed a friendly arm around his shoulder, as Ed gave him that 'what the hell are you doing?' look.

"So, Edo, what were you doing to miss two of your lessons?" Rou purred playfully into Ed's ear. Ed blushed, but still eager to tell Roy everything.

"Well, it all started with this bitch named Winry. She clams to be Envy's boyfriend, when really she's just this crazy stalker. So Envy and I spent the whole first lesson hiding in the toilets, and then went to make out in some part of the school." Ed replied but then stopped dead in his tracks; they both had been walking to the lunch room. "She's standing right behind me, isn't she?" Ed asked Roy, in a whisper. Roy looked highly amused by this and looked behind him. He saw no one there.

"She isn't there. You're being so paranoid!" Roy exclaimed as he continued to walk to the lunch room.

"You would be two if that slut kicked you twice into the wall." replied Ed, catching up to Roy.

"Oooo, that would of hurt."

"Yeah it did moron!" and with that, Ed opened the doors to the lunch room. Ed and Roy both winced as the noise in the room hit them with full blast. Jocks, cheerleads, nerds and random people filled the room with their loud eating. Ed and Roy made their way to the food line, to see if there was anything eatable to, of course, eat. Ed and Roy soon found some food, and went to their table, that had Envy already sitting at it. Ed squealed loudly when he saw Envy and ran towards the table. A couple of people jumped as they heard the loud squeal. Roy just shock his head and slowly followed a running Ed to the table.

Envy, who was eating his food quietly, jumped slightly as he heard Ed's squeal. He turned around and sure enough, there was Ed. Ed smiled and sat down at the table, next to Envy, and placed the tray there too. He then began to eat and rant on about how bad Winry was. Envy nodded to Roy as he sat down, and then went back to listening to Ed.

Winry was watching everything that Ed was doing from the time he first came in with Roy. She glared hatefully across the room, as she sat away from everyone else as they were scared to go near her. Clutching her fork just a bit too tight, she dug it into the meatball surprise, lifted her fork filled with the meatball surprise to her mouth and stuffed it into here. She thought of a plan even now as she ate, a plan that will get Ed to hate Envy forever.

It was quite peaceful eating in the lunch room, apart from the noise and loud laughter. But yeah, it was still peaceful in its own way. But then some dumb little nerd had to go and destroy it all.

"FOOD FIGHT!" was the random sentence heard as it echoed through the room. Immediately, everybody jumped up and started to throw food at each other. Spaghetti, apples, meatballs, Ryou (1), sausages and other random junk was thrown into the air, as the students quickly split up into different teams. Ed, Roy and Envy even joined in the fighting with the south team. They used trays as shields, as they threw what they could find at the enemy, the north team. Winry just sat in the corner, watching all this with disgust written all over her face. Soon enough, every student was covered in food and the teachers still had yet to stop it. Ed smiled and laughed happily, as he threw something green and mushy at some random person. But alas, the student ducked and it went straight into the face of Winry the slut.

SPLAT! Was the noise as it hit Winry's face. The room went silent, as every student turned to look at Winry. Ed gulped and tried to hide behind Roy and Envy. Roy smiled and laughed lightly as this attempt to hide from the mad blonde. Even Envy smiled a little as he gladly stood in front of Ed, as Ed pressed himself against Envy's ass and placed his head against Envy's back. Envy bit this bottom lip, trying not to let the moan through and Ed wriggled around against him, therefore moving his legs, which were in his normal leather pants, against Envy's ass. Envy sighed quietly, knowing that Ed had no idea what he was doing to him.

Winry was deadly silent all through this, as she slowly brought her hand up to her face and wiped the green shit out of her eyes. She then stood up and quietly asked a question that short fear through everyone's heart.

"Who threw that?" she barely whispered, as everyone parted so there was a path from Winry to Envy and Roy, as the people pointed to them, with Ed hiding behind them both. She walked slowly through the path, heading towards the boys. Envy and Roy kept smirking at her, even when she was right in their faces. She glared hatefully at Roy, yet smiled at Envy. Envy wasn't fooled by this smile, as he knew that she was a crazed stalker. She took a deep, unneeded breathe, as she asked Roy and Envy another question. "Who the fucking hell throw that at me?"

Roy smirk grew wider, as he looked down at Winry.

"No one, it may of just been gravity. I don't know, but I would say it's an improvement to your face."

SLAP! Went Winry's palm of her hand against Roy's poor cheek. Immediately after the slap, about a dozen Roy Fangirls tackled Winry to the ground and started to beat her up. Roy grinned at this, as he whispered to Envy.

"Hey, hey Envy. Make like a tree and get the hell out of here."

Envy gave Roy a look as if Roy was insane, as the saying was "make like a tree and leave" but he still quietly moved towards the door, Ed still behind him, and out into the corridor. As the door slide shut, Envy and Ed were thrown into complete silence. Ed and Envy looked at each other for a bit, both grinning. Envy then took the honour of pinning Ed against the near by wall. Ed was all too happy about this, eager to get another kiss. Envy had Ed pinned by holding Ed's wrist above his own head with one hand. Envy then slowly traced one cold finger from the free hand up and down Ed's thigh. Ed shuddered at the touch; his leather pants were quite tight and could really feel that finger move. Envy smirked when he saw Ed flinch slightly, as he brought his head up to Ed's ear. He breathed into it, as he felt Ed tighten up. Envy smirked some more as he whispered in his ear.

"Mmmm…Edooo" He moaned into Ed's ear, "You make me so crazy for you. I adore the making out so much. The way you moan, begging me for more. It drives me crazy. But I want, need, more, kay? Let's see how far we can get…"

Envy then took the honour of kissing Ed on the lips. Ed smiled into the kiss, opening his mouth right away to use his tongue to make Envy moan. Envy did moan, as his and Ed's tongues battled together. Envy pressed himself against Ed, as he ran his hands up and down Ed. Ed arched to the touch, as he threw his hands around Envy's neck, pulling him closer, getting his hands tangled in Envy's wild hair. Envy then took the chance to make this just a little bit wilder. He thrust his hip against Ed's, making Ed moan with pleasure at the friction it created. He did it again, and got the equal reaction. Ed in turn moved his hand from Envy's neck and up his shirt. He used his fingers to make patterns on Envy's smooth stomach. Envy moaned again at Ed's touch, as he moved his hips against Ed's. Ed moaned at this again, grabbing Envy tighter as he tried to stay on his feet. But he was pushed against the wall pretty hard, so he had no chance of falling. Ed even couldn't help the thought of what his would feel like if it was done on a bed. Ed pulled back, needing to breathe, and placed light kisses up and done Envy's neck. He then stopped quickly, unbuttoned the first couple of buttons of Envy's shirt, then went back to kissing the neck. Ed then worked his way down, attacking Envy's chest with bites and sucking them as they bleed slightly. Envy moaned again, as he arched to Ed's touch. He moved his hips against Ed's wildly, putting pressure on parts on the legs. Ed was just about to kiss Envy again, when the bell rang.

RING RANG RING! It went, as Ed and Envy pulled apart from each other, clutching their hearts as if they would die of fright. The lunch room doors banged open as all the students filed out to go to their next class. Envy cursed when he realized what had happened. He gave a disappointed look to Ed, as he walked away to his locker, shirt still half unbuttoned and his lips swollen. Ed sighed, as he also walked to his locker.

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The end of the day soon came, as Ed ran excited they from his class. He had a Saturday detention, so he had no need to stay any longer after school. He raced to the front of the school gates, where he usually met Envy. He saw no one at the gates, so he started to pace from one end of the gate to the next. After a couple of minutes doing this, and still no Envy showing, he began to jump up and down on when foot, then switch feet as he waved his hands around. About five seconds into this he saw Envy coming towards himself. He squealed in happiness as he ran to met Envy. Envy saw Ed coming and smirked as Ed kept running into his arms in a bond crushing hug. Envy slide his arms around Ed, and held him close to his chest. Ed smiled into Envy's chest, as Envy's sent filled his nostrils. But soon Ed pulled back, took Envy hand in his, and they both walked out of the school grounds and to Ed's house.

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Ed and Envy finally got to Ed's house. Ed stood nerves at his door, as he tried to find the house keys. He opened the door, after looking in his pocket for a couple of minutes in which Envy got really impatient and ending up sticking his hand in Ed's pocket, which Ed blushed furiously at, and found the keys. So, Ed opened his door fully wide, and then turned to Envy.

"So…um… Envy, would you like to come in for a cup of…water or something?" Ed asked avoiding eye contact. Envy smirked at his cute Chibi's innocence.

"Sure, Ed, water would be good" But as both boys walked into Ed's house, they both knew that there wasn't a cool glass of water on their minds.

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As Envy stepped in from the front door, he saw the inside of Ed's house for the first time. It was a small looking house, with pink walls and a soft grey carpet. As Ed closed the front door behind him, he signaled for Envy to follow him to the kitchen. Ed was still a tad tense, as he was now alone with Envy.

Alone with Envy.

But he still tried to keep his cool, as he lead a curious Envy to his kitchen. Envy looked around the house as best as he could while following Ed. He saw an ordinary looking house, with lots of room and furniture. He even saw some photo's up on the walls. One of them was a happy looking family of four. There was a blonde old looking man at the back, with a pretty lady standing in front of him. In her hands were a tiny little baby, and next to her was a bold looking boy.

'That must be Ed's family.' Thought Envy as he followed Ed down this huge little hall way. 'I must ask Ed about them later….' And his thought trailed off as he entered the kitchen. It was a modern looking kitchen, nothing interesting about it. He looked around for Ed and soon found him, sitting on the bench with two glasses of water in hand. Envy snorted at this, wondering how naïve Ed could really be. Envy smirked, as he made his way to Ed as smexily as he could. Ed's eyes were fixed on Envy's, as he watched him walk towards himself. He blushed lightly as he saw the way Envy's hips were swinging side to side. Envy soon got to Ed, as he lifted himself up into the bench next to Ed. Ed placed down the two glasses of water, then full on pounced on Envy. Envy was pushed back onto the bench by the Chibi who was now attacking his lips. Envy smiled into this, as he relaxed and fought Ed for dominance. Ed moaned as he felt Envy's tongue collide with his own, he ran his hands through Envy's hair and-

DING DONG DING DONG! Went Ed's door bell, as he jumped away from Envy in fright. He cursed when he realized what it was, and went grumbling to the door.

"What!" yelled Ed as he opened the door to the person who interrupted his activities, "What the hell do yo-" Ed stopped in dead sentence, as he saw who the person standing in his door way was. It was Winry, looking innocently enough. But it didn't fool Ed, as he slammed the door in her face. He then walked away from the door, only to hear her knocking again. Ed turned back around, punched the wall, and went to open the door again. "What the fuck do you want you bitch!" He screamed into her face. Winry still kept that fake innocent look on her face.

"What, Edo-kun? I just thought I'll come over and tell you that I've given up on Envy. It was just a silly crush and he obviously doesn't like me so I have decided to get on with my life." said Winry, still trying to look innocent. Ed smirked at this, but still stood back to let her in. She smiled sweetly as Ed almost cracked up laughing. She walked through the little hall and into the kitchen. Ed followed her, closing the door behind him.

As they say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

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(1) you know, as in Ryou Bakura from Yu-Gi-Oh. I was reading this fic called Blue Eyes White Yami and it had Ryou being thrown up into the air in victory. So I just thought I'll sneak it in. Of course, it belongs to the author, Meowzy-chan. Hopefully she will not flame me by using something she wrote.

Ah yes, some more dry romance in there. I hope it still counts as lime, not lemon because I can't write a lemon. Properly never will. But meh, I like writing the making out scenes, they fill my need for Yaoi.

Good? Bad? Why did I even include Winry in all this? Please review and tell me! Flames will be accepted, grammar and spelling checked, and sent back to the senders.

Bye Bye!