Yay, another chapter!
Warnings: no boyxboy goodness --: cries :--, swearing, bad angst and Winry bashing.
Ah, I have nothing much to say about this, except it might just be a tad random at the start. And there's some crap angst in there. But hopefully it's still good….I hope.
And guess what, I've got myself an editor! Yay for me! I would just like to thank DaRLinG1357 for taking up that role! Thanks so much! Also, this chapter is S-H-O-R-T, short. Almost as short as Ed, but a tad taller. Opps shouldn't pay out Ed like that. My bad!
I DON'T OWN FMA! Damnit people, you should know that already!
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Envy sat on the kitchen bench, sipping his water as Winry walked through the door. He immediately started too chocked on the water. He was just about to yell for Ed, when said person walked through the door. Envy gave Ed a confusing look, as Ed looked grumpy and just shook his head. Winry didn't seem to notice any of this, as she was opening and poking her head into every cupboard. Envy looked at Ed confused, saying without words, 'Why the fuck is she here?' Ed sighed again and answered Envy's unasked question.
"Envy, Winry is here because she wants to become friends."
Envy snorted. "Like hell bitch!" he yelled as he chucked his glass with the water still in it at Winry. But, unfortunately, Envy's aim sucked and the glass missed Winry's head and crashed against the cupboard behind her head. Envy sat back down and pouted, while Winry just shrugged and Ed just shook his head in disappointment, and annoyance as he now had to clean up the broken glass, at Envy's aim.
'Awkward silence was always a bitch' thought Ed as he stood in silence, watching Winry with strong dislike, 'I wonder what Winry is planning…it must be evil, since it's Winry…' but Winry's plan was soon going to reveal itself, as she breathed in deep about to tell Ed and Envy her evil idea. It was so twisted, so foul, that it struck fear into both Ed and Envy's hearts.
"SLEEPOVER!" she screamed randomly, as loud as she could, almost giving Ed and Envy heart attacks.
"NO!" both screamed back at her. She pouted in a way she and she alone thought was cute, as Ed tried not to laugh at that not cute pout. Envy did start to laugh, however. Winry did a little angry dance.
"Come on! If you say yes, you'll have my lovely company for a whole night, if you say no; I will break into your house and stay here anyway. Yay! So, I'll be right back with my stuff!" said Winry as she clapped her hands together with glee and ran from the kitchen. She ran through the hall and out the door, running as if she had caught on fire. Which Ed and Envy might think about doing to her, just to videotape it and send it into "Funniest Home Videos!"
Which Panic.and.Pride doesn't own.
So Ed and Envy were stuck with Winry for a whole night. Right after Winry left, Envy tried to drown himself in the sink and Ed was banging his head on the counter. Repeatedly. How will they ever survive that damn sleep over with the wicked witch herself? Will Winry's plan work? Will there be more Ed and Envy action in that way? And will Winry ever stop stalking the two boys? The answer to those questions…right now!
Maybe, maybe, yes and not a chance in hell!
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So the night came and the dreaded sleepover was finally happening. Winry had returned with food, blankets and movies, which she threw on the couch. That only took five minutes, so they had about maybe two hours until it went dark.
Those were the two longest freakin' hours Ed had ever faced. In complete silence. Away from Envy.
But as soon as it turned dark, Winry threw Ed and Envy on the couch with great strength, chucked a movie into the DVD player attached to Ed's wide-screen TV and settle her self down the couch, throwing the blankets over Ed and Envy. Then she shut her big fat mouth and watched the damn movie. Ed and Envy just shrugged as they cuddled together, away from a now jealous Winry, and watched the damn movie.
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Ed, again, was in heaven. He could feel Envy breathing as he lay on the muscular chest of Envy's and watched this freakin' girly movie. His eyes even started to drop a bit, as he totally relaxed into the warmth only Envy could give him. The hands that lay at his sides moved so that they could now trace small circles and patterns on Envy's chest. Envy's breath hitched just a bit as he felt Ed's fingers through his very thin T-shirt. This would have been a lovely romantic moment, if you didn't have Winry stuffing her face full of popcorn and crying loudly. Ed sighed as he turned his attention back to the movie.
They sat in almost silence, when Winry suddenly yelled out "Hey, Ed, go get some orange juice!" Ed sighed and grumbled as he slowly pulled himself out of the comfort of Envy's chest, stood up and walked to the kitchen. Winry smiled evilly as soon as Ed was gone, and threw herself on top of Envy. Envy looked extremely surprised, but before he could yell or do anything else, he felt that bitch's lips upon his own. Sadly, he closed his eyes and kissed her back, his arms slowly wrapping themselves around Winry's fat waist.
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Ed came out of the kitchen just when that scene started. He stood, frozen, as he watched Envy react to Winry. A small, devastated sob escaped Ed's lips as he dropped the orange juice he was holding. The sound of the glasses crashing to the floor was enough to get Envy back into his sense. His eyes snapped open and her wrenched his lips away from Winry's and looked up at the now crying Edo. Envy almost started to cry himself at the look in Ed's eyes at that very moment. Envy wanted to get up and hug, to explain to Ed that it was that bitch Winry's fault. But he found he couldn't utter a single word, as the world around Envy seemed to crumble. Only Winry seemed happy about this, and even laughed as Ed tore his eyes away from the scene in front of him and ran down the hall and out of the house. Envy then finally found his voice.
"Ed! ED! You bitch, Winry! I hate you! I fucking hate you!" he screamed at Winry with all his strength as he threw her onto the ground and tore after Ed.
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It had started to rain during the movie, so it was pouring buckets down by the time Ed ran at full speed down the house and onto the streets. He cried as he ran, ignoring the rain that soaked him to the bone in a matter of seconds. He puffed and sobbed and gasped as he ran to the only place he could go at the moment. Roy's house.
He soon found himself at the front gate, leading up to the house. He had stopped running when he arrived at the house and slowly opened the small gate. He was so tired; he almost couldn't move his feet. But somehow he made it up to the front down and rang the door bell. You could hear a pair of feet hurrying to the door.
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Roy was awoken to the sound of the door bell. He almost fell out of bed, as he turned to his clock to read what time it was. It read one o'clock.
"Who the hell is out at this time of nig- morning!" mutter Roy to himself as he regrettably got out of bed, pulled on a jacket and hurried to the door. It was the shock of his life when he opened the door. He saw a flash of gold before he was pulled into a tight embrace. He looked down in surprise and saw Edo now clinging and crying his heart out into Roy's stomach.
"What? Ed? Buddy, are you alright!" he asked Ed. Ed shook his head as he held on tighter to the material of Roy's pajamas top. Roy looked sympathetically down at Ed, as he closed the door and let Ed inside the house with him.
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Envy ran through the rainy night and he could not find Ed anyway. He now was also crying as he wiped the tears and rain away from his face.
"Ed! Where the hell are you?" he choked out also as he ran. "I'm sorry Ed! I'm so bloody sorry! I'm…so, so sorry" ending the sentence in barley a whisper as he fell to his knees on the side walk. He raised his head so he could look at the sad, grey sky. He moaned in distress and lowered his head so it lay on the cold, water cement of the path. "Sorry, Ed." he muttered into the cement, as he got up and went slowly back to Ed's house.
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Winry was having a ball! Her plan had worked! She danced around the room, only stopped to hear the sound of the door shutting. She turned around, just in time to see a glass vase wiz past her and crash against the wall. She froze and saw Envy, standing there panting hard and glaring at the bitch, Winry.
"Hi…Envy! Well, I better be going now, see ya!" she said as he ran past Envy, down the hall and out the door, with random objects following her out.
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Ed left Roy's house the next morning and opened the front door to his own house. He was surprised to see the living room filled with flowers of all sorts. Roses, lilies and poppy's flooded the rooms as Ed made his way through all of them. His eyes feel to the biggest bunch of all, which just happened to have a card standing in front of it. Ed slowly made his way to the flowers, picked up the card and opened it. It read:
I'm sorry. Please forgive me for what I did to you
Love you forever and a day, Envy
More tears rolled down Ed's face, as he crumbled up the card and threw it on the ground. He then went into the kitchen, pulled out a pair of scissors and started to attack all the flowers with the scissors, cutting each and everyone to pieces. He then fell to the ground, surrounded by the destroyed flowers and cried his heart out again.
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Omg, poor Edo!
Freaking Winry, that damn bitch! Damn, I hate her!
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'Til next chapter!