Ah yes, the long awaited 8th chapter! Omg, I am so having trouble with this story! I can seem to write anything worth something! So I do my best to give you this logn awaited chapter, which just so happens to be extremely short. Sorry, Gomen, Sorry

Warnings: Boyxboy goodness, OOC and swearing. I'm also introducing a new paring. That's right, it's a Greed x Envy! But oh don't worry, Ed will get Envy back! Hopefully, anyway! Muhahahahah!

Anyway, no to this stupid short chapter! Enjoy, enjoy!

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Ed didn't go home after school ended. He decided to stay at school to play some basketball for a while. And he didn't want to go home to a house full of flowers again.

So, he sent Roy to his house instead. But don't worry; Roy had a super idea that will work in getting Ed back together with Envy!

Roy sighed as he walked through the already opened door and found Envy sitting on the kitchen bench.

"Envy, Ed still won't like it if you sit on his bench, where he cooks his meals."

"But, then, what can I do?" asked Envy, sounding very desperate. Roy smiled.

"Well, you can try to make him jealous…"

Yeah, Roy's idea wasn't that super.

"How?"

"Easy, you can date someone else" Roy said. That sentence rang in the hall of awhile, as Envy considered that idea.

"Yeah, but who will I date?"

"Me." Roy said. Envy took a step away from Roy, disgusted. Envy was about to run away, screaming rape at the top of his lungs, when Roy started laughing.

"Sorry, Envy, I just had to see your reaction to that! And let me tell you, it was priceless! No, you should NOT date me.

"Then who?

"Greed."

"Who the fuck is Greed?"

"Duh, he's like your double. But with really cool sunglasses. Well, whatever, I better be going back to school to tell E- to tell the teachers that I won't eat green eggs and ham!" and after that cool save, Roy ran back out of Ed's house and back towards the school. As Ed made Roy promise not to tell Envy that he had sent Roy to his house.

Envy was left alone in Ed's house, pondering some more on this thought. Make Ed jealous by dating some other guy? Sure, why not! Envy didn't see any thing wrong with that idea.

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Ed got to school the next morning fifteen minutes late, walked into his home room and saw something that will scar him for the rest of his life.

He saw Roy and Envy making out…

...No, sorry, my bad. He saw Roy and Havoc making out…

…Ha! Havoc isn't even IN this story. No, what he saw was Roy in drag.

Ed let out a loud scream at what he saw Roy wearing. Roy was dressed in nothing but a bra and shorts. He even had makeup on and walking around in high heals. Ed screamed and screamed for what seemed like forever to his class mates. Ed screamed until he couldn't scream anymore.

No, seriously. Ed had lost his voice.

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"Sorry, Ed! I was dressing up because it was for a drama play! Gees, I didn't even know you could have screamed for that long! Sorry Ed, but it's your own fault you lost your voice!" Roy desperately tried to convince a mighty pissed off Ed, as both boys left their home room to go to their first lesson, Home Ec.

Since Ed had lost his voice, all he could do was wave his arms around madly and move his mouth up and down, trying to speak but with no sound coming out. It would have looked hilarious to anybody who was watching Ed, having a spaz without any sound.

When they arrived at Home Ec., Roy had to explain to the teacher why Ed couldn't speak. The little miss bitchy teacher just nodded, and went on about the practical lesson they were about to do. She handed out the sheets with what they were going to make and the method to make whatever. Today they were making Apple Cinnamon Muffins. Some advanced cooking class they were! The teacher also told them that they could pick their partners today.

Ed sighed, as he was saw Envy was going to approach him and ask to be his partner. He mental braced himself for the confrontation, when he heard something that shocked his heart.

"Hey, Greed, do you want to be partners with me?" said the high pitch voice that could only belong to Envy, as Ed gasped and turned around to see Envy walking away with Greed. Ed's blood started to boil, as jealousy swept through his veins, when he saw HIS boyfriend go off with some other guy. At first, Ed started to make plan on how to kill Greed and not get caught. The he realized that he couldn't afford to buy a steam roller AND a flamethrower, so he just sat down and sulked. The teacher saw Ed sitting down, so she went to go tell Ed off for being a lazy ass.

"Ed! Get you ass cooking now! Hurry, and go join Russell! Come one, Come on!" the teacher practically screamed into Ed's face. Ed looked stunned for a couple of seconds, before unhappily obeying the teacher's commands. He got up off his ass, and found Russell in the kitchen next to Envy's. And Greed. Ed would have screamed, but since he lost his voice this wasn't going to happen anytime soon.

"Ed! Hey, hey Ed! Over here Ed! Ed! Ed! I'm here Ed! Ed! Ed!" Russell called out to Ed, as Ed made his was slowly to Russell. "Why don't you answer me Ed? What have I done to make you mad! Ed! Ed! Ed! Why aren't you talking to me Ed! Oh yeah, I forgot. Because you lost your fucking voice! Ha ha ha ha! Sucks to be you!" finished up Russell. Ed growled and sighed. This was going to be the longest Home Ec. Lesson ever.

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Omg, that was HORRIBLE! Short and pathetic. That's all I can say about this chapter. This has to be the shortest chapter I have wrote for a while. I'm sorry, but I've been putting all my effort in my new story.

If anyone has any ideas of for the next chapter, please tell me. I really need all the help I can get!

Good? Bad? Pathetic? Please Review and tell me! Flames will be now given to my editor, who will grammar and spell check them and maybe add sentence or two, and send them back to me so I can then send them back to the senders. But, instead of putting me through that hard process, you can just not flame.

Sorry, I'll try harder next time!

---- Editor's Note

Note from everyone's favorite person, THE EDITOR!

Yay, everyone, congratulate Panic for FINALLY updating this one. And since she updated it, I COMMAND THOU TO REVIEW! Seriously, do you realize how long I waited for this chapter? Make everyone happier and review. Seriously.