Short, random and weird. The three things that make up a great chapter!
Ha ha ha ha no, sorry. It's not a great chapter. It's just extremely random.
Warnings: Boyxboy goodness, OOC and swearing.
I don't own FMA but I do own…ok, so I don't own anything worth writing about. Whatever and talk to the hand!
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We left our favourite shrimp in Home Ec. class. With one hundred percent accuracy, we can say that he burnt the muffins he was supposed to be making.
But enough about that, because next class he had PE. That sucks because his PE class included the two people he hated most in the world, starting today.
Winry the slut and Greed the man whore.
Ed was feeling very creative when he thought up those names.
So, in PE, they were supposed to be doing volleyball. But the normal PE teacher was away, so the Sub. Teacher made them play Dodgeball with a twist.
Dodgeball. With volleyballs.
First off, what does throwing balls at each other have to do with the sport volleyball?
Second, do you know how much it hurts to get hit by one of those things? A lot, let me tell you that! But the coach's word was final and thus started the game!
Towards the end of the lesson, and many bruised students later, Ed got hit in the face with one of the balls. With the force of the ball, Ed fell over. He grumbled as he stood up, clutching his now injured head. He glared at the poor jerk who through the volleyball at his head.
"Who threw that?" Ed yelled and it echoed through the entire gym. Everyone froze and pointed to the person who threw it. What a class of backstabbers. It turned out to be some poor kid whose name Ed didn't even know. Before Ed could chuck the volleyball back at that kid, the coach spoke up again.
"Elric, shut up."
And with that encouraging sentence, the bell rang. Well, nothing else happened in Ed's classes just some more random stuff, fat boys having huge amounts of kinky sex and more learning. So we'll just skip to the end of the day, shall we?
Oh we shall. We shall indeed.
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Ed walked out of the school, ready to get home and play playstation, as the name suggests, like any normal child with huge amounts of cash would do. However, this plan failed with the helps of Roy.
Is 'helps' even a word? I don't know, but by hell it is now!
"Hey, come on Ed! We're going to a gig!" said Roy, running up and tackling Ed to the ground. Ed grumbled, as he threw Roy off him and stood up. He became to walk away again.
"Hey Ed! Just say no if you don't want to go!" shouted Roy, as he caught up with Ed. Ed tried to say no, but failed since his voice sucks, he couldn't. "Great, lets go now!" and with that Roy kidnapped Ed and pulled him into this van and told the person who was driving to "Hit the gas!" and they were off to see this gig.
The music coming from the band on stage was extremely loud TO THE MAX! It almost made Ed deaf, while Roy and his friends jumped for joy. They showed the guy at the front their tickets and were let into the chaos of a bunch of emos dancing.
Ed was bored. All the music did to him was give him a huge headache and all the dancing punks and the non-jumping emos around him were discouraging for some apparent reason. But Ed soon saw Envy in the crowds that weren't jumping. When Ed first saw him, he stood frozen for a couple of seconds. But he soon got over that and made his way to where Envy was standing. But just like at the dance, Envy turned around and walked into the punks dancing.
Ed tired to yell at Envy, to get Envy to notice him. But he failed, as Ed remember that he hadn't gotten his voice back yet. So he had to use a more physical tactic.
So Ed, doing what any other normal human would have done in that situation, tackled Envy to the ground.
This wasn't such a good idea, since they were now getting stepped on by all these screaming punk fans. Ed didn't really think that through at all. So after a couple of painful moments and awkward situations, Ed and Envy managed to get off the ground. Envy still didn't know who had tackled him to the ground and he just turned around to yell at the person. Little did he know that when he turned around he was faced with large, beautiful golden eyes. Envy stood stunned, as Ed tried to explain himself. But failed, as Envy can't read lips.
Soon enough, Ed realized by Envy's face expression the he couldn't understand what Ed was trying to say. So Ed sighed, grabbed Envy's arms and dragged him away from the loud music and out of the gig.
The loud thumping music dimmed as Ed dragged Envy out onto the streets and down a near by alley. Ed pretty much threw Envy against the wall and started to explain again.
Damnit, I want you back! Please I miss you and it's only been one day, Ed tried to explain to Envy. But since he saw Roy in drag, this didn't work at all. Envy just stared at Ed, a surprised expression on his face. He watched the mute Chibi try to explain the situation with sign language.
"I know! Your name is Ariel! (1)" shouted Envy unexpectedly. Ed stopped his said attempts of sign language and just stared at Envy with a what-the-hell expression on his face. Envy just shrugged and Ed started up the sign language again.
Many more minutes passed and Ed still hadn't gotten any way where with Envy. Ed screamed silently in frustration. Envy was about to leave, when Ed tackle Envy to the ground again. Envy was about to yell at Ed, as he hit the cement ground extremely hard, when the Chibi pressed his lips against Envy's in a hurried and desperate kiss.
Envy would have gasped, if not for the fact that he was winded from Ed jumping on him. Envy tried to get his breath back, but he couldn't really breathe when his mouth was doing other things. In a last attempt to get some air into his lungs, he pushed Ed's amazing lips away from his own mouth.
Envy gulped in huge breathes of air as soon as Ed's mouth had disconnected itself from Envy. Ed looked broken hearted, as he made that tempt to get off Envy. He had just poured out his heart again, Damnit! But before Ed could get up, strong thin arms wrapped themselves around Ed's thin waist and brought him back down quickly. Ed meeped, surprised at the sudden movement. As his head fell on Envy's chest, he couldn't help but blush at the body heat he felt coming from Envy's body. Ed closed his eyes and just relaxed fully against the heavily rising chest that belonged to Envy.
Envy had finally gotten his breath back, but really didn't want to disturb the Chibi on this chest. Ed looked so beautiful just lying there. But since it's Envy and I don't want to go any more OOC then I already have to, Envy just had to destroy it. So Envy lifted up a totally surprised Ed's head and brought him into another kiss, this time a little bit more passionately.
Ed almost squealed in joy, as the sensations only Envy could give him returned. Boy, did Ed miss Envy. Though it was only a couple of days. Not even that. But never mistake the power of love when it comes down to gay sex. It's magical.
Little did the new couple know, Winry the slut was watching them from afar. Well, from behind that dirty rubbish bin in the back corner. Not the most thrilling spot to spy from, but Winry sucks. End of discussion. Winry swore loudly when she saw what Ed and Envy were doing.
"Damnit! Foiled again! But I swear, I will get Envy!" said Winry, before running off dramatically into the busy streets and got hit by a car. But, this isn't a perfect universe so Winry didn't die. It's just like Pokemon. They fall off a cliff and they survive it. They didn't even break any bones or anything! It's that kind of thing that makes you go 'What the hell?' to cartoons. But no offense towards Pokemon. I love that show. Nothing but love from the authoress!
But anyway, after a couple more magical moments between Ed and Envy, they went back into the gig and danced the night away to love songs.
No, no I'm sorry that didn't really happen. Instead, Ed and Envy went back to Ed's place for a little 'fun'
What a happy ending!
Those bitches should treasure it while it lasts. Mwuhahaha!
Oh just ignore me, I've lost my mind again.
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1 – Sorry, I was watching the little mermaid while I was writing this!
Sorry, I think the kissing scene between Ed and Envy was crap. I haven't written any kissing scenes for a while and I'm really rusty. My bad.
Ah, it's gets a tad random towards the ending there, my bad. Oh yeah, it was suppose to be Envy x Greed, but that didn't really work, did it now? I bet you're like "What the fuck? There was no Envy x Greed in that at all" and I'll be right behind you saying the same thing. I would have put Greed and Envy making out in there somewhere, but I couldn't find a spot I could fit them in. I don't know, I only write the damn story. So whatever, you got your Edvy back and I promise they'll be more making out in the future chapters! But no sex scenes, I don't want any in this story, But by god there will be lots of loving kissing scenes. Awesome!
Good? Bad? Should I jump off a cliff? Please review and tell me! Now, I want all you guys who are reading this to go read my other story 'Why It's Not Good to Mix Magic with Fullmetal' and review it please. I need 2 more reviews before I can post the other chapter!
------Editor's note
Yes, precisely so review. I mean, I love being the editor because I get to read it before anyone else on FFnet does but that perk is pretty much useless if she doesn't even bother typing the story and sending it to me! Which she won't unless she gets more reviews therefore review. Please? Ed might have lost his voice but I've lost my hearing and the only way to get it back is for you people out there to review! mutters damn pep assemblies mutters