"Hmm?"
"I'm over twenty times your elder, and not ONCE did I ever get called a kaitou."
"And what do you want me to do about it?"
"I'm just saying it's not fair. I mean, "Thief King" is nice and all, but come on."
"I dunno, I think I'd like to be called Thief King. Still, Legendary Kaitou Dark is a pretty awesome title."
"All you do is run around in kinky leather outfits stealing art."
"I always did wonder where Emiko-san gets her costume ideas."
"I actually have a purpose--revenge! You're just doing it 'cause that's what the Niwas tell you to do!"
"You know, I could so go into a spiel of angsting about my vague past with that. You're a jerk."
"And anyway, the shit I'm trying to get revenge on is waaaay more powerful than your little "Hikari" things. My Hikari's cuter."
"You kinda remind me of Krad."
"Egypt is cooler."
"Technically, it's hotter."
"What kind of a name is Dark, anyway? It's almost as stupid as Yami."
"Somebody named Yami? How unoriginal. 'Darkness?' I bet they're jealous of my awesome name."
"Finally, we agree on something!"
"Why, thank you, I know, my name is grea--"
"You wish! No, that Yami is stupid."
"Well, it is a weird name for sure, but it's got class."
"Being somebody's darker half is overrated."
"Two things we agree on. That's pretty scary."
"Soooo..."
"What do you think? Traditional lockpicks or electronic ones?"
"Ooooh, I always wanted to rant to somebody about it! I'm more of a traditional thief myself, but you know, I'm starting to figure out these electronic ones, and hacking them is a nice change, don't you think?"
"Yeah, it's more challenging, right?"
And so the two thieves spent the afternoon discussing the tricks of their trade.
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A/N: Crappy ending, crappy in general, typed up in approximately two minutes. I was basically seeing if I could write something completely in dialogue, and I figured I'd use Dark and Bakura since they're both thieves...Yeah.