summery:This is a one shot poem I wrote let me know what you think it's about Sam knowing Ric has sexual (gag me) feelings for her and her telling him what she wants in a man. supposed to be a funny ending

I don't own Sam or Ric (because if I did Sam would be stronger and feisty like she was trying to get jason back and ric would have died a LONG time ago)

Would you take me out on a date?
Would you ever try to stop my fate?
Would you ever hum me a song?
Would you ever make love to me all night long?
Would you hold me when I'm in pain?
Would you kiss me in the rain?
Would you always be by my side?
Would you break down if I died?
Would you be my shooting star?
Would you take me places far?
Would you ever just hold my hand?
Would you play with water guns with me in the sand?
Would you let me win at pool?
Would you let me ramble like a fool?
Would you ever put me first?
Would you ever stay with me through the worst?
Would you say "I love you" to me?
Would you want to make me happy?
If not you might as well go.
Because whatever we would share,
wouldn't compare,
of the love I once known.

"So tell me Ric, can you do all that for me?" Sam asks him softly expecting him to leave.

"Yes I can." he says shocking Sam. She moves back from him

"Well that's just too damn bad because I don't want you! How gross is that you're married to my mother, you perv." Sam says disgustingly walking out of the house shaking her head.

"No way in hell am I gonna sleep with hell even kiss him to get Jason back, no chance in hell!" Sam mutters to herself leaving Ric all by him lonesome.