Sharquan: Tomura Shigaraki, one of the most unstable characters in the show…dude out crazies Toga…in my opinion.
DaeQuan: No, he's there.
ThotKesha: …no…just no.
Just Monika: No…can't do that.
Ronalquan: …heh…yeah, I got something planned for Toga.
Yuri DDLC: …that's a bit much.
Natsuki: Alright.
Hou yi jin he xin gan xian wan mu hu chu jia du ji hou chu; what?
That 70's Fez: …alright,
JumpKesha; Soon.
Cleveland: …
Clyde McBride: …
Donald Duck: Goofy is best character in the Disney verse.
Lincoln Loud: …
SpongeBob: Throwbacks.
PPG Bubbles: …okay?
L4D Francis: Strange fact. I told my cousin a Tank was behind him as a joke, he looked back and a Tank was on him.
Here's…something. Enjoy. AU.
Izuku stood, glaring at Himiko with Tsuyu and Ochako on either side of her, tied up with a knife at each of their throats, "So Izuku…what's it gonna be?" Himiko smirked, "Are you and your little friends going to come along quietly, or am I going to have to test their limits,"
Izuku narrowed his eyes before he inhaled slowly and his expression softened, "Tsu, Ochako, играть мертвых," without warning, Izuku reached to his side and held out a gun before shooting Tsuyu and Ochako, the two falling to the ground.
Himiko's eyes widened before she ran at Izuku and pressed the cold blade against his throat, "You idiot! You'd rather kill your friends yourself than surrender? Are you a coward or something!"
Izuku smirked and shook his head, "Let me guess…you don't speak Russian,"
"What?" Himiko's eyes widened when she felt the cold steel of a barrel of a gun pressed against the back of her neck. Slowly looking back, she saw Tsuyu and Ochako standing behind her, guns pointed at her, "But how!"
"Izuku told us to play dead, idiot," Ochako smiled, "He fired blanks at us, and once you ran at him, we took that as our opportunity to strike,"
"So what? Are you going to kill me? What good will that do?" Himiko laughed, "I'm useless to you if I'm dead, dumbasses,"
"And you're a nuisance to us alive," Tsuyu hissed, surprising the psychotic blonde in front of them, "So…we'll give you a minute to pray to your god an-"
"He abandoned me, so you might as well kill m-" before she could finish, the two shot at her and watched as she fell to the ground dead.
The two walked up to Izuku and Ochako sighed as she shook her head, "And what would you have done if she spoke Russian, Deku?" Izuku hummed and shrugged his shoulders, "Well either way, we need to meet up with Momo, Kyoka and Shouta,"
"Right," the three turned and began walking away, "And you girls know that I wouldn't shoot actual bullets at you two, right?"
"No, of course you wouldn't, because you know if you did, we'd be the first to kick your sorry ass," Tsuyu joked as they continued to walk away.
Not going to lie, got this idea after watching The Old Guard with my aunt and uncle. Recommend giving it a watch if you haven't already seen it. Enjoy.
